Another Simple Favor was a hoot, and I hope the third installment, Anotherer Simpler Favor, will take place in my commodious castle of Imola

My other hot take is that I think jam donuts and Bavarian cream donuts should be combined into one supreme donut

There is no poetry in English Breakfast tea

I yearn for sculpture but I have cats

I think we should feel free to enjoy a high acid and high sugar home jam. Personally I love a jam.

The librarian at my castle may buy whichever books they choose.

One of the most horrifying things about the pre-raphaelite exhibition at Forlì is how dirty everyone’s hair is. Peruse my writings for tips on hair care, shampoos, conditioners, and how to get the perfect highlights.

One of the singers was a string bean in a slim fit suit that was still loose on him, and I was forced to engage mentally with the men’s pants discourse. It was distressing, but not as distressing as when my son sold me out to the pope to try to get a cardinal’s hat. Good concert other than that

My carpal tunnel brace has been found in the pocket of my bathrobe. It was missing for so long, but not as long as the time my first husband was missing and eventually we found out the invaders had flung him from the battlements.

I just found myself chaotically wishing for a Werther’s Original.

I saw the Lindsay Lohan holiday movie. I enjoyed it. It was cute. Not as cute as I was back in the 1490s, but still cute.

Bring back neutrogena triple moisture.
I’m still traumatized that it’s gone. Not as traumatized as I was when Alexander VI locked me in a dungeon for 18 months, but still traumatized.

Amazon might deliver 'convenience', but it can’t replicate the magic of stepping onto the ramparts to taunt my enemies

I texted Macron this morning to remind him I haven’t forgotten about all the trouble Louis XII caused me

Cesare Borgia
Never had a key lime pie
He preferred turrón

I’m surprised this post didn’t go viral, much like Cesare Borgia’s many STDs

This is my first BlueSky post. Be gentle and kind if you must. I am Caterina Sforza, Lady of Imola and Countess of Forli, and I approve this message.