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I genuinely can’t imagine going through American airports and not thinking these institutions deserve to be destroyed by high speed rail
January 4, 2026 at 12:33 PM
I wonder if there’s some consultant who made bank by dredging up a 30 year old strategy deck made for cable providers and pitching it to Netflix
January 3, 2026 at 5:03 AM
if you have infinite jungkook stans on infinite Twitter accounts you’ll eventually get Shakespeare
January 2, 2026 at 6:00 AM
tornado ripping through my circus: aw shit my monkeys
January 2, 2026 at 5:40 AM
“I’m gonna ask chat” how often do you listen to the women in your life
December 14, 2025 at 6:26 PM
men understand the mental load when they sign up for factor and huel
October 29, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I just think you can’t be pro military online and conflict avoidant irl
October 29, 2025 at 8:18 PM
hate when I help a tourist on my train bc like aw shit I have a ward now
October 25, 2025 at 7:14 PM
American children of white immigrants are truly crazy they’ll like look you in the eye and claim their cultures are more American than yours
September 9, 2025 at 10:46 PM
you actually don’t have to try too hard to get women to leave their shitty husbands…as long as polygamy is illegal those hypothetical second, third, etc. wives are already saved
September 2, 2025 at 5:17 PM
no joke every time a coworker says “the rich get richer…” they never say the second part…I work in financial services btw
August 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
I need there to be an anti referral system bc wtf some of these college juniors don’t know how to act in an informational interview
August 22, 2025 at 7:17 PM
I’m not buying Kirby air riders if marx isn’t playable im sorry sakurai
August 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
can I just say letting people use Ai to make their emails more professional just allows people who don’t understand propriety to get away with more
August 18, 2025 at 4:59 PM
my straight male coworkers had no idea people watched sports anime for the gay subtex
August 16, 2025 at 10:39 PM
they need to do another full metal alchemist brotherhood brotherhood bc I just heard someone say AOT is the greatest anime of all time
August 7, 2025 at 9:44 PM
actually I don’t want to go to hell I just know the gender disparity down there is crazy
August 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
every day I get on the internet to see men sucking on the toes of Adam smiths invisible foot
August 3, 2025 at 1:45 AM
and if I said the west exported its exploitation of child stars to Korea what would everyone do
August 2, 2025 at 1:41 PM
idk if I’m just stupid but I don’t think I’ve ever used superglue without it sticking to my fingers
July 30, 2025 at 6:23 PM
the most feminist thing Sabrina carpenter has done (besides release thumbs) has been getting you guys to realize that constantly complaining about men alone is actively not feminist
June 12, 2025 at 10:58 PM
true story 4 years ago before blind boxes were really popping off Chinese toy store employees would just let me look through the unsealed boxes to get what I want lol
May 28, 2025 at 8:19 PM
sometimes sitting at my office desk feels like being at the library in college and the deceptive comfort causes me to do a 180 degree incline in my chair
May 19, 2025 at 7:29 PM
first American pope…a concrete parking lot next to the Vatican would be nice
May 8, 2025 at 5:23 PM
what’s crazy about the European superiority complex is that it’s all these yuppy urbanites from Paris and Stockholm and stuff thinking they’re better than Joe shmoe who’s a plumber and drives a Chevy it’s just classism 90% of the time
April 28, 2025 at 1:23 AM