Looking like a knockoff Pete Wentz.

I’d argue it’s at a Dethklok level of sonic intensity but somehow even more deadly.

The narwhal bacons at dawn.

You need to reward Mike with another Milk Bar diatribe. You’re at your best going after the zoomers.

You just know his former colleagues in the House, of both parties, are having a good laugh over this.

OMW #7 in September!!!! Way to bury the lede, John. Though, I admit, the new titles DO look rather snappy.

Hitler kneecapped the SA in 1934. Reasonable that Trump would follow the same playbook as his hero. The J6ers were just useful idiots for him.

Went into a diner recently and instead of playing sports or political slop, they had on TCM. I was gobsmacked. Of course, I’ll be going back.

There is only room for one star in Donald Trumps sky. Elmo will find out soon enough. They all do, eventually.