Ah, yes. Regrettably cats participating in our placement program are still cats and will ultimately cat. Specimen 34BTG6 has a history of similar impulsivity. Please be advised that you have been deemed worthy and will be re-entered into the waitlist. Thank you for your patience!

Thank you for choosing the “Suddenly Cat” option when signing up for distribution! We wish you and your new family member many years of happiness!

C.D.S. Customer Service Rep 743

Customer Service Representative 743 at your service! At this time we have an extensive waiting list and are working our way through it as quickly as we are able. There are always cats and kittens available at your local shelter and adopting one will not affect your place in the distribution queue!

Hello! Cat Distribution System Customer Service Representative 743 at your service! We’re so glad to see you were opted in for our Fecund Female MultiPack! Many Blessings upon your expanded family and you’re welcome for our service. Have a purrfect day!

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