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Maybe when they start it back up it’ll be blinking 12:00 and the stock market will crash when timestamps start coming in in the wrong order
December 21, 2025 at 12:45 AM
Maybe when they start it back up it’ll be blinking 12:00 and the stock market will crash when timestamps start coming in in the wrong order
I do wonder if it should be both, but I don’t know how to ask that without people assuming I’m Republican lol. Like if you’ve got vulnerable people in a household, is it useful to have money that can’t be squandered on non-food items. We’ve all heard of families with a gambling parent losing it all.
December 19, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I do wonder if it should be both, but I don’t know how to ask that without people assuming I’m Republican lol. Like if you’ve got vulnerable people in a household, is it useful to have money that can’t be squandered on non-food items. We’ve all heard of families with a gambling parent losing it all.
Thank you for following up on that, I was very curious!
I learned how to drive stick on an ancient Ford pickup with a bad battery so I had to learn how to do a rolling start about 30 minutes in. Was way annoyed later when they let me drive the modern pickup you could pop the clutch in 2nd no issue.
I learned how to drive stick on an ancient Ford pickup with a bad battery so I had to learn how to do a rolling start about 30 minutes in. Was way annoyed later when they let me drive the modern pickup you could pop the clutch in 2nd no issue.
December 17, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Thank you for following up on that, I was very curious!
I learned how to drive stick on an ancient Ford pickup with a bad battery so I had to learn how to do a rolling start about 30 minutes in. Was way annoyed later when they let me drive the modern pickup you could pop the clutch in 2nd no issue.
I learned how to drive stick on an ancient Ford pickup with a bad battery so I had to learn how to do a rolling start about 30 minutes in. Was way annoyed later when they let me drive the modern pickup you could pop the clutch in 2nd no issue.
Did it help as much as Biden slow-waking prosecution of Trump’s crimes, refusing to pack the courts, and actually helping with the genocide? Or is what I did worse?
December 13, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Did it help as much as Biden slow-waking prosecution of Trump’s crimes, refusing to pack the courts, and actually helping with the genocide? Or is what I did worse?
Wait, how many people can I give sleigh rides to before I become a common carrier?
December 12, 2025 at 10:47 PM
Wait, how many people can I give sleigh rides to before I become a common carrier?
Calling people "Jack" and giving thumbs ups was a way more effective way to protect America than to expand the courts or investigate and prosecute Trump's crimes.
December 10, 2025 at 6:23 PM
Calling people "Jack" and giving thumbs ups was a way more effective way to protect America than to expand the courts or investigate and prosecute Trump's crimes.
I suppose if online tram people “want to be oppressed” that justifies all the energy that libs and the Dems spend sacrificing their rights and existence to try to earn a couple right voters. There’s less guilt throwing trans kids into a wood chipper if you can convince yourself that’s what they want
December 4, 2025 at 8:49 AM
I suppose if online tram people “want to be oppressed” that justifies all the energy that libs and the Dems spend sacrificing their rights and existence to try to earn a couple right voters. There’s less guilt throwing trans kids into a wood chipper if you can convince yourself that’s what they want
A lot of the training data is coming from places like GitHub, massive open source repositories of (theoretically) functioning code. The big problem is that the junior developers were the code copy/pasters mostly, and that whole junior dev role is disappearing out of the middle.
November 26, 2025 at 2:46 PM
A lot of the training data is coming from places like GitHub, massive open source repositories of (theoretically) functioning code. The big problem is that the junior developers were the code copy/pasters mostly, and that whole junior dev role is disappearing out of the middle.
I assume he’s seen too many Comedy Central roasts and wants that feeling but hasn’t realized that for a roast to be funny and good someone has to actually like or respect you. Or he wants to recontextualize all the hate he gets online to pretend it’s a roast and not everyone hating him.
November 24, 2025 at 2:41 PM
I assume he’s seen too many Comedy Central roasts and wants that feeling but hasn’t realized that for a roast to be funny and good someone has to actually like or respect you. Or he wants to recontextualize all the hate he gets online to pretend it’s a roast and not everyone hating him.
A lot of beginners fall for a simple but critical trap, so a small piece of advice for newcomers: do NOT stick your thumb in a peach and leave it there
November 22, 2025 at 3:51 AM
A lot of beginners fall for a simple but critical trap, so a small piece of advice for newcomers: do NOT stick your thumb in a peach and leave it there
Verbatim, actual emails
November 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Verbatim, actual emails
What do you think prevents them from ending the filibuster or refusing to renew ACA benefits and slowly bleeding it out in the future?
November 12, 2025 at 11:08 PM
What do you think prevents them from ending the filibuster or refusing to renew ACA benefits and slowly bleeding it out in the future?
Can we tag these people "three-cuer" in BSky
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Can we tag these people "three-cuer" in BSky
Ah yes the “burn your house down” button
October 30, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Ah yes the “burn your house down” button
FROM 2023???
October 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
FROM 2023???
...or possibly the second person we think of
October 27, 2025 at 8:56 PM
...or possibly the second person we think of
As per usual the only mention of trans people is whether they should be allowed to compete in sports and not about taking a stance that trans people should be allowed to exist and have human rights and healthcare
October 27, 2025 at 8:55 PM
As per usual the only mention of trans people is whether they should be allowed to compete in sports and not about taking a stance that trans people should be allowed to exist and have human rights and healthcare
Yeah that makes total sense, and it’d also be insane to expect you to try and spend even more time translating or trying to capture nuances than you already do. What I really need is some lawyer to repost with “clench” or “unclench” in the moment lol
October 25, 2025 at 3:12 AM
Yeah that makes total sense, and it’d also be insane to expect you to try and spend even more time translating or trying to capture nuances than you already do. What I really need is some lawyer to repost with “clench” or “unclench” in the moment lol
I do pretty well until we get a few levels of stays deep and there’s like an overrule of part of a stay of a TRO or something and I’m lost parsing triple negatives. Sometimes need someone to repost with “this is good” or “this is bad” lol
October 25, 2025 at 3:03 AM
I do pretty well until we get a few levels of stays deep and there’s like an overrule of part of a stay of a TRO or something and I’m lost parsing triple negatives. Sometimes need someone to repost with “this is good” or “this is bad” lol
Wait, was spending $75k on a TV ad always the secret to manipulating SCOTUS?
October 24, 2025 at 2:51 AM
Wait, was spending $75k on a TV ad always the secret to manipulating SCOTUS?
I really wish more restaurants would show both a last seating time and a closing time, honestly. I think it would remove a lot of ambiguity for people, I’ve seen it be helpful before but it’s so rare to see.
October 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I really wish more restaurants would show both a last seating time and a closing time, honestly. I think it would remove a lot of ambiguity for people, I’ve seen it be helpful before but it’s so rare to see.
How has he grown as a human if he hasn’t bothered to get it removed or covered up?
October 22, 2025 at 1:53 AM
How has he grown as a human if he hasn’t bothered to get it removed or covered up?
“Your personal experience or ability to actually read and understand source material is no match for the first Google result that agrees with me 🤓”
October 20, 2025 at 3:43 AM
“Your personal experience or ability to actually read and understand source material is no match for the first Google result that agrees with me 🤓”