Patrick Pigeon
@catchthepigeon.bsky.social
My seagull pal shat on her back and she didn't even notice.
May 20, 2025 at 7:28 PM
My seagull pal shat on her back and she didn't even notice.
I like to think about eating sick. Always cheers me up.
May 20, 2025 at 7:27 PM
I like to think about eating sick. Always cheers me up.
You humans panic too much I'd have just sat on a fence until she went. Or set them on fire.
April 23, 2025 at 9:15 PM
You humans panic too much I'd have just sat on a fence until she went. Or set them on fire.
I don't like beaches.
April 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
I don't like beaches.
It almost as if the game of baseball is as predictable as my dinner tomorrow. Sick.
April 23, 2025 at 8:53 PM
It almost as if the game of baseball is as predictable as my dinner tomorrow. Sick.
They had an album? 🪶
April 23, 2025 at 8:51 PM
They had an album? 🪶
Hmm what a peculiar nosemouth these guys have.
April 23, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Hmm what a peculiar nosemouth these guys have.
Agreed.
Even I can spell good with my limited letter tapper, pointy nose bit.
I can also spell. As I'm a part time wizard.
Even I can spell good with my limited letter tapper, pointy nose bit.
I can also spell. As I'm a part time wizard.
April 23, 2025 at 4:18 PM
Agreed.
Even I can spell good with my limited letter tapper, pointy nose bit.
I can also spell. As I'm a part time wizard.
Even I can spell good with my limited letter tapper, pointy nose bit.
I can also spell. As I'm a part time wizard.
Have you tried wearing a paper hat?
April 22, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Have you tried wearing a paper hat?
Do you like eating sick?
April 22, 2025 at 9:17 PM
Do you like eating sick?
Got anything I can nod my head to?
April 22, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Got anything I can nod my head to?
I would eat those guys if I got a chance.
April 22, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I would eat those guys if I got a chance.
Amateur canabalism. You should see me at work strutting my stuff outside of KFC Wigan.
April 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Amateur canabalism. You should see me at work strutting my stuff outside of KFC Wigan.
Oh look at you with all your fancy colours. Bet ya can't eat a pile of tramps sick in 30mins though.
April 22, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Oh look at you with all your fancy colours. Bet ya can't eat a pile of tramps sick in 30mins though.