Adult: You kids head home and leave Mr Watson alone! All this nonsense about him being possessed by demons or aliens.

Kid: You literally just saw him spin his head around 360 degrees and vomit blood on people forty feet away.

Adult: That's just one of your practical jokes is all that is. Go home!

How you doin? www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iht7...

They scrubbed the shit out of those files and planted names in it. "I never knew Jimmy Kimmel, Stephen Colbert, and Seth Meyers went to Epstein Island?"

I'm convinced the world cup next year is going to be a giant clusterfuck with ICE arresting tourists, team members, and supporting staff to such an extent nations will announce they're afraid to participate in the 2028 Summer Olympics in Los Angeles.

Takes more than one lousy appearance on The View to redeem one's self.

The big boobie shark girl? 🍅🍅🦈👧

I definitely want to read The Bad Seed. Also I would like to speak to a psychologist and ask just how realistic is it for a girl to be like this? The movie made it seem so believable.

You think you have something completely original until someone else releases something very much like it. And you think, "What's the point of my thing?" Then they release another and you realize "Hey, there's a market for this!"

Funny, my last meme is actually about being in hell

If there's anything to be burned down by this, burn it down, burn it all down, but don't spare Donald Trump.

Maybe he died?

The Devil is just a vague generic phrase anyway. Hell's full of devils, which one are you referring to?

You know when I was a kid, nothing encouraged me to seek out something more than when a bunch of parents clamor to ban it. That's how I got into Heavy Metal music and cross dressing. Which is kind of the same thing if you're listening to Twisted Sister. www.youtube.com/watch?v=4xmc...

"If you don't like the way I drive then stay off of the sidewalk!"

🐍🧡😇🐔

(as soon as the camera pulls away)

"Din-dins Sharkie!" 🍽️🦈😱