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Cat Bountry
@catbountry.bsky.social
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Author of "Death of a Salesbot" and a lot of old TF2 fanfic. Currently working on "Spamton-Chan's Daily Life." No pronouns in bio, fiend, do not speak of me to others.
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Homestar Runner fandom needs to flood Tenor with way more oddly specific gifs, because sometimes I just need them for oddly specific reasons.
Lego Croc (shoe) Homestar Runner wearing shoeboxes on his feet walking past Coach Z and Strong Sad (who is wearing a Foreign Leadership Camp '91 shirt).
January 23, 2026 at 5:33 PM
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I think I cooked with this review.
Once Upon a Time... in Hollywood (2019) Four and a half stars out of five. "This review may contain spoilers. " OH SURE, WHEN THE BIG BUDGET HOLLYWOOD DARLING QUENTIN TARANTINO DECIDES HE WANTS TO WRITE FAN FICTION ABOUT A REAL EVENT INVOLVING SEXUALIZING SOMEBODY WHO DIED AN UNTIMELY AND TRAGIC DEATH WITH WEIRD CREEPY FETISH SHIT, AND TAKES CARE TO FIRMLY ROOT IT IN THE TIME THAT IT HAPPENED, AND HE GETS TO DO LIKE AN ALT-HISTORY THING WITH HIS FUCKED-UP WEIRDO OCS WHERE HE GETS TO SAVE THE LIFE OF A REAL-LIFE CELEBRITY HE CLEARLY THOUGHT WAS HOT LIKE HE'S FUCKING JEFF MANGUM SAVING ANNE FRANK WITH A TIME MACHINE, PEOPLE SAY HE'S A FUCKING BRILLIANT FUCKING GENIUS! BUT WHEN *I* DO IT-"
January 11, 2026 at 7:54 AM
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I have a Discord server for my Deltarune comics. If you are interested in joining, please DM me. 18+ only for obvious reasons.
Two panels, the first of Spamton G. Spamton downing a bottle of whiskey with GLUK GLUK GLUK onomatopoeia. The second, he's looking down, drunk and dejected, saying "OH [[GOD]] [Chat we're so cooked.] I'M SO [#%*?!] as whiskey dribbled down his chin. He's also dressed like a little sailor boy.
November 18, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Re-watched Mandy last night. Absolutely no one was asking for this but I give it unto you anyway.
Spamton re-enacting Nicolas Cage's mental breakdown in the 2018 film Mandy (dir. Panos Cosmatos). Most of it his him screaming, drinking alcohol, pouring it on his wounds ("[Ow] [Ow] [Ow] [Ow]") With his head in his hands, he laments "I..... I [Lost: The Board Game] IT ALL.... I HAVE [You Win: Nothing] LEFT....." Then with a look of determination on his face, he says "........ NOTHING LEFT TO* L0SE..." At the bottom of the page Spamton is about to engage in a chainsaw duel with Jevil but his chainsaw won't start. "OH [[GOD]] OH [#?✰!] [Pretty Please?] START!!1"
October 18, 2025 at 11:58 PM
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So on Twitter, cryptobros have re-discovered Spamton after briefly being aware of him in 2021, and they're now deifying him.

I feel so goddamn validated right now, people were telling me Spamton deserved to be raped for this, they were so goddamn mad I wrote him saying this in 2022.
Spamton, holding a stack of papers: YOUR [One-of-A-Kind] ART HAS GIVEN ME AN ID3A 4 A UNIQUE [Business Opportunity] Spamton, his hand making a finger gun gesture: [Have You Heard[ ABOUT SOMETHING CALLED [NFTs?]
October 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
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HAPPY 10th ANNIVERSARY, UNDERTALE! #undertale #undertale10thanniversary
Temmie is wearing a party hat, sitting at a table in front of a cake with candles shaped in the letters "1" and "0." Temmie: Oh hoi hoi! It been TEN THOUSAND YEARS since Undertale™ came out!!! Feel old yet? Spamton peeks out from under the table, his long nose sniffing towards the cake. Temmie: Let's us take a moment to give tanks an praze to dis gaem for to making da worl a better place. Amen. Temmie puts her paws to her face. Visions of the faces of Frisk, Sans, Papyrus, Flowey, Toriel, Undyne, Alphys and Mettaton dance in her tiny brain. Temmie: Da myoosik... da carackturs... da storey... da boolet heck! Dis is what vidya is all aboot! It just maek Tem so happeh to fink about. Dere's so much fun and byootee in life! Spamton's mouth is wide open, his tongue unfurling towards the cake, Temmie turns around to glare at him. Temmie: FUCKA YOU! BASARD! Temmie jumps onto the table and hisses as Spamton takes a bite of half of the cake in desperation. Temmie leaps onto him, pinning him to the ground out of view. Temmie: GET BACK TO YOUR OWN GAEM!! STINKY!! Spamton: AIEEEK! N0T THE [Razor Sharp Claws]! Sans appears from offscreen, and smiles at the cake. Sans: oh, sweet. a half-eaten cake. must be my lucky day Temmie's bristled tail is the only thing visible from under the table. She's hissing, spitting and yowling. Spamton: OH SWEET [Angel Food Cake[ ABOVE, HAVE [Sisters of Mercy's Greatest Hits]!
September 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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I've been saying for years that Spamton's nipples post-acid bath are painted on and this is the first time I've actually depicted it.
Spamton G. Spamton from Deltarune shirtless, sitting in garbage, painting a nipple onto his plastic chest with his tongue sticking out from between his teeth. There's a mirror in front of him? Yeah, sure, that's a mirror. And there's his jacket on the floor. A torn posted of him as a Big Shot is taped onto what is probably the inside wall of a dumpster, with Tenna scribbled out. Also, there is a Pipis, labeled as such.
September 16, 2025 at 8:16 PM
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Less piss-stained version.
September 14, 2025 at 11:10 PM
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#spamtenna #deltaruined

I think I cooked with this one.
Spamton: WHAT DO U MEEN, YOU DON'T [Recognizable IP] M3?! I'M [Number1Rated Salesman1997] SPAMTON G. SPAMTON! Tenna: Oh yeah? Prove it Spamton: HØW?? Tenna: Show me your dick. Spamton: WHAT?! Tenna: I'd recognize that cock anywhere. If you're really him, I would know. Show it to me. Spamton stares up at Tenna. He then starts pulling down his pants. Spamton: [sigh.wav] FINE, [Have It Your Way at Burger King™.] Spamton stands up straight, pants around his ankles, his dick out. He gestures towards it for emphasis. Spamton: TH3RE. ARE YOU [One Happy Customer] NOW?! [Gaze Into My Crystal] [cockadoodle] & [Bochi Balls] [MTV's Jackass] Tenna rubs his chin. Tenna: HMMM... He lowers his hand from his chin. Tenna: When did you get circumsized? Spamton: WOULD'T >YOU LIKE 2 [Did You Know?]
September 14, 2025 at 9:18 PM
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Haven’t drawn these two in a while. #deltaruined
Tenna and Big Shot era Spamton from Deltarune. Tenna is huge, holding a nude and erect Spamton in his giant hands. He also has a boner. A tender moment?
September 14, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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archiveofourown.org/works/403493...
Meanwhile, at he Joker's hideout, he's banging a newspaper with his fist saying "SO! THEY LAUGH AT MY BONER, WILL THEY?! I'LL SHOW THEM! I'LL SHOW THEM HOW MANY BONERS THE JOKER CAN MAKE!" while his goons look on. With dread, perhaps?
September 14, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Today is my birthday.
August 22, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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I tried drawin' some Plueys.
Pluey, a cat with microphone heads for paws, a bowtie, and pink and yellow eyes, about to attack a rat with Spamton's face, otherwise known as just regular Spamton. Pluey drawn as the Neco Coneco plush toy from Azumanga Daioh Pluey drawn in the style of Garfield with "TGINM: Thank God It's Not Monday" above him.
August 1, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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archiveofourown.org/works/403493...

New Spamton-Chan's Daily Life page.
July 20, 2025 at 7:42 PM
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I drew Ramb after a friend drew him and made him look kind of like Columbo so I took it a little further. #deltarune
#deltarunechapter3
Series of sketches of Ramb from Deltarune, including him pouring drinks for Tenna, who wants straight bourbon on the rocks, and asks if Ramb has ever felt Glooby, to which Ramb replies that "we all feel a little glooby now and then" while carrying a giant shotglass. We also see his ears being played with, Spamton asking if Ramb "comes here often" to which Ramb says "I'm a bit of a regular, yes" while he literally works there. Tenna is drunk at the bottom, sprawled on the floor with his head on the bar, whining about why Spamton left him, to which Ramb responds "Heaven only knows, mister Tenna sir." At last, we see Ramb writing a "0" on a "IT HAS BEEN __ DAYS SINCE TENNA HAS A RELAPSE," while he sighs. We also see he has an extension cord tail that is normally tied up while he's working.
July 4, 2025 at 5:41 AM
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More smoking Tobys.
June 22, 2025 at 4:41 PM
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Someone tell Toby he needs to stop this filthy habit.
The Annoying Dog (alter ego of Toby Fox) smoking. Toriel then takes the cigarette out of his mouth while saying "Kris quit giving the dog cigarettes" as Toby thinks "Baby need smoko" with an unchanging expression.
June 22, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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#deltaruined #deltarunespoilers Should have put the content warning thingies on this, whoopsie doopsie. Have some toxic Tenna/Spamton yaoi.
Tenna with Big Shot era Spamton on his lap, discussing business deals while Spamton is drunk and Tenna starts undressing him. Lucky for Tenna that Spamton's into this and is down to suck his massive cock.
June 7, 2025 at 9:41 PM
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#deltarunespoilers I decided I needed to draw Tenna with the blorbo. Also some drawings of my personal interpretation of Jevil and Spamton's dynamic from earlier this year.
Sketches of Tenna from Chapter 3 of Deltarune; striking a post with Big Shot Spamton, lounging seductively in some room, different expressions, posing with a top hat and cane, a Polaroid of him meeting Addispam on April 7th, 1996, and Spamton complaining about his exes over an empty shotglass to no one in particular: "ADDISONS [Used] ME, [QUEEN] DUMPED M3 [In Acid], JEVIL WOULDN'T [Date & [*?#!]] ME AND TENNA..... TENNA'S A [Expletive] LYING CRIMINAL. [Frick] MY [Baka Life.]" Two alternate costume sketches of Jevil, with multiple vignettes of Jevil and Spamton together: Spamton clining to Jevil's leg pleading "OH [[GOD]] PLZ D0N'T [Leave So Soon] I'M SO [Lonesome]! Also I need [[KROMER]]" while Jevil looks disgusted: "Eugh, unhand me, you lecherous, covetous little man, man." Two panels on top of each other, Jevil holds a Dark Dollar and asks "You want this, Spamton?" Spamton replies "YES YES YES [Gimme Gimme!]" before Jevil ignites the dollar into flame as Spamton screams "NOOOo0O!!" There's a panel of Jevil floating above Spamton explaining "In order to obtain true freedom, you must unshackle yourself from the desires imprinted upon you by Lightners; sex, money, drugs, even food and drink-" while Spamton fantasizes about making out with Jevil. Spamton poses seductively in his underwear with a rose clenched in his teeth letting out a "[Purr.WAV]" as Jevil asks "AM I SUPPOSED TO BE SEDUCED BY THIS SAD DISPLAY, DISPLAY?" and finally, Jevil whacking Spamton over the head with the handle of his scythe while shouting "TO HORNY JAIL WITH YOU!"
June 6, 2025 at 12:33 AM
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@hoonts.art We really need to start hanging out again when you're able.

I miss this.
An MS Paint drawing of a happy corgi with big pointy teeth and swirly nerd glasses driving a car and listening to "Farewell Mona Lisa" by The Dillinger Escape Plan. A bibly looking out the window to their house and seeing a car rolling down the street, shaking from the bass as it blasts out music. A very tired Bilby looking out the window, squinting, saying "I literally just woke up."
May 17, 2025 at 2:35 AM
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We in here celebrating fictional characters birthdays. Love my little spam email man.
A comic about Spamton's birthdays over the course of 47 years. I do not have enough of a character count to be able to describe everything that's happening here, you're gonna have to get a friend to read it to you, I'm sorry, there's just too much going on here, it a visual medium and also this shit would take way too long to write all this.
May 3, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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I don't think I'll ever get a comment on AO3 that can top this one.
Screencap of Archive of Our Own comment Your work is delectable. It's a chiaroscuro medley of apples and figs and whatever else Eve would rather put in her mouth. It's what I would expect to be served at Hyde Park by Marco White with a cup of red wine right before he kicked me out for decadent. Very rarely do I ever get to see passion be pursued with such artistic stygian delight. Giving voice and body to these dark thoughts that on the right hand rejoyce, born unrestrained from the drizzle of dogmatic limitations and pretty-perfect descriptions of Eden; all verbiage from the single-minded and supercilious who see morality as a stacking card game to see who has the biggest castle. I know I've done it myself. Keep writing. Drawing. Whatever. Whenever.
April 15, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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He sucks so much.
February 23, 2025 at 5:28 PM
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Loving your blorbo means accepting them and loving them for their enormous flaws they don’t work on.
Spamton G. Spamton depicted as a parody of Elon Musk’s appearance at CPAC, wielding a chainsaw, blaming Queen for high prices and wearing a “Make Me Rich Again” hat and a chain that is bumping up against his lav mic. He is high on ketamine.
February 23, 2025 at 1:11 AM
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Maya is back with Zeus now.
Drawing of a west highland terrier and a bengal cat snuggling viewed from above, their bodies posed in a sort of Yin Yang shape.
January 30, 2025 at 8:33 PM