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Story of Beren and Luthien is actually about a girl mugging and clowning on an old gay married couple #angbang #silmarillion
May 31, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Story of Beren and Luthien is actually about a girl mugging and clowning on an old gay married couple #angbang #silmarillion
Melian is much taller than Thingol in her Maia form, and probably the same height as him (or just slightly taller) when she shapeshifts into an Elf. Though she often transforms back when they’re alone behind closed doors…and then they do this:
May 10, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Melian is much taller than Thingol in her Maia form, and probably the same height as him (or just slightly taller) when she shapeshifts into an Elf. Though she often transforms back when they’re alone behind closed doors…and then they do this:
I already talked about this on Tumblr, but I seriously need to post it on all my accounts and let as many people as possible know that Thingol and Melian are probably the only couple Tolkien literally allowed to have sex "on-screen" 😎
May 7, 2025 at 5:14 PM
I already talked about this on Tumblr, but I seriously need to post it on all my accounts and let as many people as possible know that Thingol and Melian are probably the only couple Tolkien literally allowed to have sex "on-screen" 😎
Quote with a movie poster from the year you turned eighteen.
April 12, 2025 at 2:42 PM
Quote with a movie poster from the year you turned eighteen.
January 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
January 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
angbang after Melkor summoned snow and ice upon Arda for the very first time 😌
January 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
angbang after Melkor summoned snow and ice upon Arda for the very first time 😌
Turns out I’m too lazy to even copy my twitter or tumblr posts here. So here’s something I’m actually good at: #grimmulqui crack
January 11, 2025 at 9:42 AM
Turns out I’m too lazy to even copy my twitter or tumblr posts here. So here’s something I’m actually good at: #grimmulqui crack
my nanahachi/utenanthy parallels
December 30, 2024 at 3:41 PM
my nanahachi/utenanthy parallels
December 14, 2024 at 8:01 AM
Nobody told me Ulqui and Juri share the same birthday 😭 + Hachi's birthday is just one day earlier
Coincidence ? I don't think so
Coincidence ? I don't think so
December 1, 2024 at 6:22 PM
Nobody told me Ulqui and Juri share the same birthday 😭 + Hachi's birthday is just one day earlier
Coincidence ? I don't think so
Coincidence ? I don't think so
Elrond = Aizen, of course 🤨
November 26, 2024 at 4:29 PM
Elrond = Aizen, of course 🤨
I need LOTR AU with Ichihime 🥲
November 26, 2024 at 4:29 PM
I need LOTR AU with Ichihime 🥲
Melkor was attracted to Varda and Luthien in canon, but Sauron was never shown lusting after any woman.
So in conclusion, angbang is yet another bi4gay mlm ship of mine
So in conclusion, angbang is yet another bi4gay mlm ship of mine
November 25, 2024 at 7:13 PM
Melkor was attracted to Varda and Luthien in canon, but Sauron was never shown lusting after any woman.
So in conclusion, angbang is yet another bi4gay mlm ship of mine
So in conclusion, angbang is yet another bi4gay mlm ship of mine
Right-wingers hate Rings of Power because it’s too woke. I hate it because not making Sauron gay is lame and boring. We’re not the same
November 24, 2024 at 5:52 PM
Right-wingers hate Rings of Power because it’s too woke. I hate it because not making Sauron gay is lame and boring. We’re not the same
It could’ve felt like a huge WTF!!! moment, but instead, it was so beautiful, so perfect, a well-deserved ending for both of them.
They’re very similar in many ways, so it’s easy to see why they understood each other and were able to heal together.
They’re very similar in many ways, so it’s easy to see why they understood each other and were able to heal together.
November 23, 2024 at 6:09 PM
It could’ve felt like a huge WTF!!! moment, but instead, it was so beautiful, so perfect, a well-deserved ending for both of them.
They’re very similar in many ways, so it’s easy to see why they understood each other and were able to heal together.
They’re very similar in many ways, so it’s easy to see why they understood each other and were able to heal together.
They share one scene just standing and smiling, which doesn’t have to mean anything. Most people wouldn’t guess they didn’t just meet 5 minutes ago.
Then I read the books and found out they fell in love so quickly and ended up married 😭
Then I read the books and found out they fell in love so quickly and ended up married 😭
November 23, 2024 at 6:09 PM
They share one scene just standing and smiling, which doesn’t have to mean anything. Most people wouldn’t guess they didn’t just meet 5 minutes ago.
Then I read the books and found out they fell in love so quickly and ended up married 😭
Then I read the books and found out they fell in love so quickly and ended up married 😭
Eowyn and Faramir hold a special place in my heart, and it’s sad that most people don’t know they’re canon. I mean the casual fans who didn’t read the books or watch the extended editions of the movies.
And I was the same when I first watched the trilogy on TV 🥲
And I was the same when I first watched the trilogy on TV 🥲
November 23, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Eowyn and Faramir hold a special place in my heart, and it’s sad that most people don’t know they’re canon. I mean the casual fans who didn’t read the books or watch the extended editions of the movies.
And I was the same when I first watched the trilogy on TV 🥲
And I was the same when I first watched the trilogy on TV 🥲
I’ll try to be more active here, at least by copying the posts I make on Twitter, even if not many people see them.
Not like my yapping gets much reaction there anyway, so what’s the difference? Probably, I’m just too lazy
Not like my yapping gets much reaction there anyway, so what’s the difference? Probably, I’m just too lazy
November 22, 2024 at 6:09 PM
I’ll try to be more active here, at least by copying the posts I make on Twitter, even if not many people see them.
Not like my yapping gets much reaction there anyway, so what’s the difference? Probably, I’m just too lazy
Not like my yapping gets much reaction there anyway, so what’s the difference? Probably, I’m just too lazy
#Angbang is the kind of dynamic that's my guilty pleasure ("master/servant" ship), but it’s also on another level compared to other villainous duos.
They’re both the biggest Tolkien villains, the OG dark lords. And you're telling me Sauron adored Melkor? 😱😱😱
They’re both the biggest Tolkien villains, the OG dark lords. And you're telling me Sauron adored Melkor? 😱😱😱
November 22, 2024 at 6:05 PM
#Angbang is the kind of dynamic that's my guilty pleasure ("master/servant" ship), but it’s also on another level compared to other villainous duos.
They’re both the biggest Tolkien villains, the OG dark lords. And you're telling me Sauron adored Melkor? 😱😱😱
They’re both the biggest Tolkien villains, the OG dark lords. And you're telling me Sauron adored Melkor? 😱😱😱