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@catbandit.bsky.social
Here for gay pirate reasons
Any pronouns | 40s
Any pronouns | 40s
*drinking mango oolong with mango jelly candies* You are correct 🥭🥭🥭
November 15, 2025 at 2:19 PM
*drinking mango oolong with mango jelly candies* You are correct 🥭🥭🥭
it's your duty as a canadian 😅
November 15, 2025 at 8:33 AM
it's your duty as a canadian 😅
They're really good!
November 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
They're really good!
this would fix me ❤️🩹
November 14, 2025 at 9:46 PM
this would fix me ❤️🩹
In very different ways...
November 14, 2025 at 9:38 PM
In very different ways...
Have you read Fostering Love by @kalansphantomff.bsky.social? archiveofourown.org/works/674814...
Fostering Love - Chapter 1 - KalansPhantom - Our Flag Means Death (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
November 13, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Have you read Fostering Love by @kalansphantomff.bsky.social? archiveofourown.org/works/674814...
Yes, unfortunately I must have a mind map of "where" and "when" at all times while I'm reading. Ideally every story should come with maps and detailed chronology like LoTR 😅
November 13, 2025 at 4:05 PM
Yes, unfortunately I must have a mind map of "where" and "when" at all times while I'm reading. Ideally every story should come with maps and detailed chronology like LoTR 😅
Sorry, my brain just does this sometimes 😭
And pheww, it's just a typo in the text then. August 2004, not 2005 (so they still fucked over 1000 times 😏)
And pheww, it's just a typo in the text then. August 2004, not 2005 (so they still fucked over 1000 times 😏)
November 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Sorry, my brain just does this sometimes 😭
And pheww, it's just a typo in the text then. August 2004, not 2005 (so they still fucked over 1000 times 😏)
And pheww, it's just a typo in the text then. August 2004, not 2005 (so they still fucked over 1000 times 😏)
Wait, I just realised. August 2005 to August 2007 is not 1095 days, it's only 730 😭 And August 2005 to June 2008 is not 4 years, it's only 3 😭😭😭
November 13, 2025 at 3:28 PM
Wait, I just realised. August 2005 to August 2007 is not 1095 days, it's only 730 😭 And August 2005 to June 2008 is not 4 years, it's only 3 😭😭😭
Oh nice 😊 I already forgot most of it after 3 months, so all the jokes sound fresh 😅
*whispers* Hillary is spelled with two "l"s
*whispers* Hillary is spelled with two "l"s
November 12, 2025 at 7:25 PM
Oh nice 😊 I already forgot most of it after 3 months, so all the jokes sound fresh 😅
*whispers* Hillary is spelled with two "l"s
*whispers* Hillary is spelled with two "l"s
Stede still has a pocket calendar for 2005 where he circled every day they had sex (he stopped after a few weeks because it was every day)
November 12, 2025 at 5:20 PM
Stede still has a pocket calendar for 2005 where he circled every day they had sex (he stopped after a few weeks because it was every day)
you can complain to us, we care ❤️
November 12, 2025 at 5:10 PM
you can complain to us, we care ❤️
I think he's definitely not ready to face the fact that Stede fucked him more times than all of his other partners combined 🙂
November 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
I think he's definitely not ready to face the fact that Stede fucked him more times than all of his other partners combined 🙂
And if it accounts only for 25% of Ed's sex life, it means in the next 17 years he had sex 0.54 times a day (which is also A LOT 💀)
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
And if it accounts only for 25% of Ed's sex life, it means in the next 17 years he had sex 0.54 times a day (which is also A LOT 💀)
for Stede it's probably like 98% of all sex he had in his life total 💀
November 12, 2025 at 4:59 PM
for Stede it's probably like 98% of all sex he had in his life total 💀
So they've fucked over 1000 times, cool cool cool, good to know 🙂
November 12, 2025 at 4:50 PM
So they've fucked over 1000 times, cool cool cool, good to know 🙂
Rhys has been opening for Reece during his uk tour this summer 😇
November 12, 2025 at 3:11 PM
Rhys has been opening for Reece during his uk tour this summer 😇
Stede Bionic Horsecock Bonnet
November 12, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Stede Bionic Horsecock Bonnet