catawampus📎🏹♠️💚she/they
@catawampusaskance.bsky.social
📎Gen-X blue dot on their last nerve.
♠️Serious singularity, aego-aroace/agender cat servant & chronic lurker.
✌🏽A bit obsessed with Viv Vision’s happiness.
📝Randomly post fluff & smut fanfic: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Askance
🚫No Crypto
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♠️Serious singularity, aego-aroace/agender cat servant & chronic lurker.
✌🏽A bit obsessed with Viv Vision’s happiness.
📝Randomly post fluff & smut fanfic: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Askance
🚫No Crypto
🚫No DM😼
I present to you a mostly true story from the rural side.
Coyote knocks on my door and asks to come in for tea.
I notice they stare hungrily at the domestic panther inside.
"So sorry," I say, "I have none for thee."
Coyote knocks on my door and asks to come in for tea.
I notice they stare hungrily at the domestic panther inside.
"So sorry," I say, "I have none for thee."
November 11, 2025 at 4:42 PM
I present to you a mostly true story from the rural side.
Coyote knocks on my door and asks to come in for tea.
I notice they stare hungrily at the domestic panther inside.
"So sorry," I say, "I have none for thee."
Coyote knocks on my door and asks to come in for tea.
I notice they stare hungrily at the domestic panther inside.
"So sorry," I say, "I have none for thee."
Sorry, I'm not so nice. I would have directed them to the local food bank. They can stand in line along with everyone else affected & see the consequences of their inaction.
November 10, 2025 at 8:39 AM
Sorry, I'm not so nice. I would have directed them to the local food bank. They can stand in line along with everyone else affected & see the consequences of their inaction.
If they're in prison the security comes with...win/win.
November 9, 2025 at 5:19 AM
If they're in prison the security comes with...win/win.
So sweet, even the cats love him.😻🐈⬛🐈
November 6, 2025 at 5:00 AM
So sweet, even the cats love him.😻🐈⬛🐈
It is pretty & this particular house usually keeps it simple. Maybe they're celebrating all the wins we just had, the lights are all blue.💙
November 6, 2025 at 4:52 AM
It is pretty & this particular house usually keeps it simple. Maybe they're celebrating all the wins we just had, the lights are all blue.💙
It sounds like an SNL skit. What a waste of taxpayer dollars.
November 6, 2025 at 4:42 AM
It sounds like an SNL skit. What a waste of taxpayer dollars.
Hit a paywall.
November 2, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Hit a paywall.