Ryan Catanese
cataneser.bsky.social
Ryan Catanese
@cataneser.bsky.social
I sling soccer ⚽️
Other team has the ball?

Sounds like a you problem. Keep me posted.
November 23, 2025 at 11:59 PM
This could not have gone into my camera roll fast enough
November 21, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Wow international break huh
November 17, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Much like USMNT callups, ‘I’m good enough to do this still’ not huge part of the calculus for Darlington, which I mean as a massive compliment
November 3, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Just trying to be fair! Not sure 1-0 is what I would call it when one of Ange’s two Cab Cup runs also ended round 1!
October 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Ange lost his first Cab cup game with Spurs to a much worse team?
October 30, 2025 at 1:33 AM
It seems crazy to say with how good so many players on this roster but Lily may just be the best of them all
October 30, 2025 at 1:30 AM
What was Ange 1-0 in?
October 30, 2025 at 1:29 AM
We have countless examples of AI becoming sycophantic and agreeing with whatever to the point of driving people actually crazy. If you want actual critique of your thoughts, AI would not be my choice
October 21, 2025 at 12:25 PM
Him saying this wearing that hat is so funny
October 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
And here is probably the problem that needs solving (with MLS/the world?). But there are some extremely wealthy people who see the value in local/regional
October 19, 2025 at 1:51 AM
I guess what I’m saying is: be college football?
October 19, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Being your local wins! Some teams have done that well! It probably won’t ever be more than that but that’s probably ok if they do that well!
October 19, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Also lmao at criticizing Nuzzi sleeping with a source and throwing all journalistic integrity out the window as ‘slutshaming.’

No one cares who she bangs when it’s not directly contradictory to the entire ethical code of her ostensibly pretty important job!
October 15, 2025 at 2:41 PM
They’re very lucky to have you buddy
October 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
One of the best to ever do it in this league
October 6, 2025 at 11:33 PM
You need to log off
October 5, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Bradley : Trent :: Sterling : Ibe
October 4, 2025 at 5:29 PM
You seem to be very bad at this comms thing and should potentially take the advice of someone better at it
October 3, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Congrats Kim, great get for them
October 2, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Seems like he’s fitting right in
September 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Not ridiculous completely believable almost obvious
September 23, 2025 at 11:16 PM
You are a truly pathetic worm
September 18, 2025 at 2:24 AM