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@cat.obro.in
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Chaotic. Curious. M.Philanderer. Pokémon Master. I write things. (she/her)

FKA @ magicgoeshere 🦜
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Does anyone know who/where this lad is based? He was just live with an attack a foreign man staying in a tent but I couldn’t catch where before the live ended.

Someone is being attacked right now.
June 16, 2025 at 6:04 PM
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This has to be a rejigged UK claim, right?? I have never once in my entire life heard an Irish person use this one other than to refer to pig feet.
A screenshot of an ad from @suredeodorantuk on Instagram showing half a sexy lady leg and the SCURRILOUS claim that 33% of Leinster call their feet trotters (that shocking copy is a complaint for another post)
June 5, 2025 at 6:55 PM
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What an… interesting way to phrase that
A screenshot from Twitter showing a poll I was shown that asks me: “Do you regret seeing this post?” Potential answers are yes, no, and not sure
May 12, 2025 at 10:36 PM
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St Patrick’s Day is celebrated in over 200 countries
Screenshot of a tweet from loser blue tick @ orthodoxluigi showing a video an old map of Europe without the countries marked, but with the names of peoples (Britons, Gauls, Slavs, etc.). The tweet says: “Are Europeans the only people not allowed to celebrate their heritage? Enough is enough.” I don’t know what the video is about because I don’t watch videos posted by racist losers, but we can take a fair guess.
March 14, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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Stunning work from tonight’s Invincible
A screenshot of a Reddit comments section in which user Corrupt_Arrow posts: “I WOULDNT KEEP YOU AS A SLAVE IN MY EMPIRE” Is crazy he said that shit with so much disdain And user Babyshaker88 replies: “Steven, the line was ‘you’re weak’”
March 6, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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My best friend is Swedish. Her English is native level, but full of little surprises.

I was complaining about muscle cramping and she came out with this gem, but can’t explain what it means or where it came from
A screenshot from a WhatsApp conversation: “I hate after workout pain! It’s like carrying a whole boat in your body” No, I don’t know what it means, either.
February 26, 2025 at 10:48 AM
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Tell me you’ve never met an Irish person without telling me you’ve never met an Irish person
Screenshot of a tweet from sorely misinformed genocide fan @ LiquidCognition on Twitter that reads: “I lost 70 family members in gaza [sic]” no one fucking has that many family members to lose, what the fuck. LOL. [seriously, they wrote “laugh out loud” on a post about someone losing 70 family members] Who believes this shit???
February 15, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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This is the most perfectly curated ad I’ve ever seen
A screenshot of an Instagram Story ad from Amazon showing a selection of snorkelling masks, pistachio dream shower gel, a micro Bop It! toy, a book nook, the Lego Milky Way set, and a plushie of the silly rooster from Moana.
January 18, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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The culprit
A tan bully mutt lying in scrubby grass (it’s a salt marsh, but you wouldn’t know to look at it) with a bright blue ball gripped in his front paws. He’s licking his chops with a big pink tongue.
January 16, 2025 at 3:10 PM
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It’s not a beautiful hand, but it has been a useful one.

Alas, after wrestling what I thought was a chocolate muffin out of the dog’s gob, I have to cut it off now.
A picture of a pale, grubby hand with sun-drenched grass in the background. The hand is glossy with a clear blue tint; it has been drowned in a faux coconut hand sanitiser.
January 16, 2025 at 3:08 PM
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Retracted my like in disgust when I clocked the name of the account
January 13, 2025 at 5:21 PM
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☹️
A screenshot of Network Café’s goodbye post on Instagram, showing two old ladies having a chat on the bench outside
January 10, 2025 at 11:41 AM
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There’s a definite whiff of that alright. The bios are performatively woke to the point it’s comical, but the vibe is very “how do you do, fellow lefties”.
The screenshot from 30 Rock that became the “How do you do, fellow kids?” meme with an older white male character (dunno who, I never watched it) dressed in a “music band” T-shirt, a hoodie, and a backwards cap, with a skateboard slung over his shoulder.
January 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
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I’m not kidding when I say this would be a dream*

*you know, in the absence of actual dreams like a genuinely affordable home of my own
A screenshot of a tweet from Twitter user Andrew Lokenauth with a picture of a rendering of apartments above a Costco. The tweet says: “Costco is building apartments above its stores to address the affordable housing crisis, starting early this year. Walking downstairs and getting a $1.50 hot dog gives new meaning to “affordable walkability.” It includes free membership, a rooftop pool, fitness area, gardens/ courtyards, and a community space. Los Angeles is the first residential complex with 800 apartments and a built-in store. Would you live in Costco?” The answer is yes, yes I would.
January 5, 2025 at 1:55 PM
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Christmas dinner round two hit hard
Me (white woman; brown hair; tan, cream, and black block colour jumper; blue jeans) caught napping on the floor with the dog (tan bully mutt). I’m half lying on his bed which is right up against the Christmas tree; the dog is half out of the bed with his head propped against my thigh and his nose in my belly.
December 26, 2024 at 9:41 PM
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Well this just made the dog jump out of his skin
A brightly glowing, two-foot-tall gingerbread man outdoor Christmas decoration light up the corner of a gravelled garden. A row of candy cane lights line up next to him and a cone of lights topped by a star is reflected in the window of the red bricked house
December 23, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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Surrounded by the detritus of present wrapping, full of sweets, and collapsed on the couch with the hound and the new season of The Dragon Prince. Christmas is here.
A laptop playing the latest season of The Dragon Prince perches on a wooden stepping stool. A fat, heavily-decorated Christmas tree twinkles in the background and the floor is covered with wrapping paper rolls and scraps
December 20, 2024 at 10:04 PM
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New text scam just dropped
A text from +353870013085 reads: GOV IE: You are eligible for a discounted electricity bill under the emergency benefit scheme. You can apply here: https://mygov-info-bills.com
December 20, 2024 at 7:27 PM
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I’ve been clearing out some free stuff on Adverts and the most gorgeous person just rocked up with homemade cookies for me 🥹
A slice of nutty biscotti on a small white plate with a bite taken out of it. Sesame cookies with alternating black and white sesame seeds in a clear cellophane bag are waiting to be eaten next.
December 19, 2024 at 11:05 PM
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Saucy, apparently
A screenshot of the post I’m replying to, showing an adult content label (there is no adult content)
December 11, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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Berlin 🫡
A door curtain covering the entrance to a ramen restaurant with a picture of chopsticks and a bowl of noodles and the words “The only men I want is ramen”
December 6, 2024 at 11:32 PM
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A photo of a Christmas tree with blurry, twinkling lights that approximates how someone with astigmatism sees the tree without visual aids. It’s objectively more magical than an in-focus tree.
December 2, 2024 at 11:00 AM
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Obes made SO many pals at the Christmas tree farm today and not one person was weird or mean about his muzzle

…but I do think if it were my barely toddling one-year-old I’d probably check if it was OK for said kiddo to grab at the tail of a dog three times its size (he’s kid-friendly, but still)
A tan bully mutt wearing a black and read plaid bandana and a black muzzle looks up at the camera with big coppery brown eyes
November 30, 2024 at 8:55 PM
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Spent the evening with A PUPPY and she is GREAT and things that aren’t awful are more important than ever
A 12-week-old black Patterdale mutt chomps on an outstretched hand. The same puppy is a blur as she races past the camera carrying a new toy
November 29, 2024 at 1:03 AM
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I earned every single pastel de nata I inhaled last week
October 31, 2023 at 8:31 AM