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She seemed baffled when I said I buy a lot so I can eat the leftovers over time. She asked me if I actually ate the candy, and as she walked away muttered "Good luck to y'all on not growing up, I guess."
Millenials, what tf are you telling your kids??
November 1, 2025 at 12:30 PM
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it's been so many years and I'm still furious about them saying Ashfur's only crime was loving too hard but Leafpool is on thin ice for doing exactly what her deity told her to do so she could birth magic babies for them 🥲
February 25, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Anyway can you tell that I love these books so so so much? These bonkers-ass stupid-ass dogshit books? Free my girl Leafpool, she did that shit but she was right. Fuck Moth Flight, all my homies hate Moth Flight
February 22, 2025 at 8:21 PM
OH AND ALSO that GodClan Is Always Right. Sorry, if God was like "The reason you can't be friends with that guy who you made life-changing perilous journeyS!!! with is Because I Said So. Yeah. :) Clan loyalty. Split back into 4 groups and go back to hating each other Or Else." I'd become an athiest
February 22, 2025 at 8:20 PM
99% of all plots in this book could have been solved with open, honest communication with involved parties (Except Tigerclaw. I will give it to Fireheart, he really did try. Bluestar dropped the ball there.) or asking one (1) question.
February 22, 2025 at 8:13 PM
When someone grievously wrongs you or expresses an intention to do so, the appropriate course of action is to Be The Bigger Person and never hold it against them or take action to protect yourself from them. Especially, crucially, you must never tell anyone else what that person did.
February 22, 2025 at 8:10 PM
Reading these as an adult, the conclusion I assume the Erins want us to come to is that when you have a problem, especially a problem involving another person and especially with life-and-death consequences, the appropriate course of action is to communicate with no one ever and do nothing about it
February 22, 2025 at 8:09 PM
So does my aunt and her daughter 😮‍💨 They're also antivax and believe a bunch of illuminati conspiracy theories. As soon as the subject even BEGINS to come up I'm just like "Welp! Time to go home!"
February 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Tumblr turning out to be the best social media platform purely because everyone else mega-shat the bed is just. Exactly what WOULD happen. You know? 😮‍💨
January 19, 2025 at 1:02 AM