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Cat Servant
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I’m a reclusive cat lady because people terrify me. End of Story
December 5, 2024 at 4:34 AM
Dear NC Republican Representatives,

Could you please stop being complete scoundrels?

Thanks,

99% of NC resident that you pretend to represent
December 4, 2024 at 4:54 PM
December 3, 2024 at 8:14 PM
As I login to Bluesky, I can’t help but feel mediocre & pitiful…

Why do my damn cats have way more followers than me…on EVERY platform…it’s embarrassing!

It’s like they know it too…

☝️so, I decided to post an embarrassing pics of them…

I feel much better…fuck they still look adorable!
December 3, 2024 at 12:19 PM
Tabby Love!!! 💕 💕💕💕💕
December 3, 2024 at 6:59 AM
Delusional malignant narcissist strikes again…and it’s always from his big fat delulu-lying mouth

Why does this man-baby always make me feel both disgusted & 2nd hand embarrassed every time he farts out of his mouth.
December 1, 2024 at 11:33 AM
…they don’t debate. They gaslight, insult and verbally abuse…it’s impossible to engage with people whose only goal is to instigate you.

So fuck that. I choose my mental & emotional health.

~ Simple. Safe. Trigger Free. ~
November 24, 2024 at 5:40 AM
Kenzi: Get off me!

Rebellious: I’m not on you, see!

Kenzi: MOM!
November 24, 2024 at 5:34 AM
What a clown show…
November 24, 2024 at 5:28 AM
Say what now?
November 24, 2024 at 2:19 AM
Oh ffs 🤦🏻‍♀️
November 23, 2024 at 10:26 PM
Kenzi Wenzikins ~ “This is MY space for lying & thriving. The servant’s space is in the kitchen making my gourmet meals”

…She’s not kidding about the gourmet meals. Poor babykins has gastro issues & needs a special Ziwi lamb diet

…no I’m not kidding. Yes she eats better than me. She owns my ❤️
November 22, 2024 at 5:47 PM
Stop melting my hardened bitter heart, Dapper Don 🫵
November 22, 2024 at 4:42 PM
November 22, 2024 at 12:17 PM
Someone I recently blocked for toxic & mean comments asked me in a taunting way…

“Are you liking your own comments?”

I didn’t feel like unblocking her to respond but ~

yes, I like every one of my posts & comments. Self love is important & that’s just one way I practice it 😉
November 21, 2024 at 3:40 PM
I mean, duh
November 21, 2024 at 12:11 PM
I know it takes some introspection to see what’s coming out of your mouth is hypocritical & contradicting but this level of mental blindness is MTG level willfully ignorant stupidity.

Thanks Quora user Mark Zaborowski. You took the general thoughts right out of my head & said it better 🫶
November 21, 2024 at 9:32 AM
Self love is one of the hardest things to achieve when the world treats you like there’s something wrong with you. It took me 40yrs to realize - The problem is THEM.

Being who we are as individuals & loving that person is one of life’s best achievements. Be your authentic self & Love that person ~
November 21, 2024 at 9:12 AM
That’s the one, smh
November 20, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Yo momma is scum
November 20, 2024 at 5:52 PM
He is so gross 🤮
November 20, 2024 at 9:21 AM
Oh 👏 my 👏 gosh 👏! No you don’t!

Me too!!! 😃

Cat Butt Sisters! ✊😻
November 20, 2024 at 12:52 AM
Representatives should be required to take an IQ test before they’re allowed to run for Congress.

Also, MTG is a train wreck of human garbage.
November 19, 2024 at 11:03 PM
Just when I think there’s no way my disgust could get any deeper or more drenched in livid lava 🤬
November 19, 2024 at 10:39 PM
And CAT MASTERS!!! 😻

👇 Sir Rebellious Hamlet says ~

“I’m a handsome boy. Nobody is more handsomer than this REALLY REALLY Good-Looking, Macho Masculine, Refined Tabby Furr-Meline. My middle name should be Handsome, not Hamlet” 😼
November 19, 2024 at 9:14 AM