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stranger eating strange ham
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he thought quoting borges would make him popular
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have a seat on the boner toilet
An ad for the Emsella Chair, which looks a bit like a child's training potty and claims to do "11,200 Kegel exercises in 30 minutes" in order to treat erectile dysfunction in men. There is a photograph of a Tim and Eric character sitting on the boner toilet.
November 25, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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Sounds a little bit like Orson Welles' opinion on Woody Allen:
An excerpt from Henry Jaglom's interview with Orson Welles, specifically thr part where Welles shares his opinion of Woody Allen. Relevant excerpt: "I hate Woody Allen physically, I dislike that kind of man ... I can hardly bear to talk to him. He has the Chaplin disease. That particular combination of arrogance and timidity sets my teeth on edge. ... He is arrogant. Like all people with timid personalities, his arrogance is ­unlimited. Anybody who speaks quietly and shrivels up in company is unbelievably ­arrogant. He acts shy, but he’s not. He’s scared. He hates himself, and he loves himself, a very tense situation. It’s people like me who have to carry on and pretend to be modest. To me, it’s the most embarrassing thing in the world—a man who presents himself at his worst to get laughs, in order to free himself from his hang-ups. Everything he does on the screen is therapeutic."
September 10, 2025 at 1:42 AM
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Sleve McDichael Bobson Dugnutt etc.
September 10, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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Alan Partridge and Sidekick Simon struggle with the "Smartscreen" on their show. They need to call someone but the screen shows three icons depicting phones.
September 7, 2025 at 9:23 PM
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Picture of a fawaffle, a savory waffle made of chickpeas and spices, with a topping of tomatoes, mint, yogurt, and other goodness
August 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
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Sorry bud. None for you, dear
An orange and white cat regards a fistful of dried spaghetti with his head tilted. He is Intrigued.
August 22, 2025 at 12:50 AM
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It's funny how that scene became so associated with GGR that even the current Broadway production is referencing it on some official merch
A red coffee mug saying "Coffee is for closers" from the current Broadway production of Glengarry Glen Ross. The mug also has a little cartoon coffee mug on it giving off wisps of steam, as a helpful clue to the nature of the object you are beholding.
August 5, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Still worth it to check Nextdoor from time to time
Nextdoor post. There is a photo of an angry, white-haired man of late middle age, wearing jorts, taken through the window of a car. The text of the post reads, "Language warning noise warning: Look out for your neighborhood Amazon driver. This dude in jorts like fighting them. Police were called. Homie was karate kicking the driver when I pulledup! I just feel like people need to know thisvehicle and man is dangerous. Happened in Jefferson"
July 25, 2025 at 11:19 PM
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This guy apparently only invented two apps that obviously had juiced d/l stats and he's baffled that people can lie to *him*
April 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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"This is a travesty!"
Scene from the end of Death of Stalin (2017), where everyone finally turns on Beria the child molester
April 5, 2025 at 12:42 AM
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A picture of Garak from Drep Space Nine smiling conspiratorially.
December 28, 2024 at 1:24 AM
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A screenshot from Castlevania: Aria of Sorrow depicting the lead character, Soma, standing in front of the giant boss Balore which consists of a huge, ogrish head and pari of arms reaching through the wall behind Soma. Balore is labeled "ME" and Soma is labeled "MY CAT JUST TRYING TO RELAX ON THE CAT TREE" and yes it's in Impact font
November 14, 2024 at 4:24 PM
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He and Matt Walsh just look like they've been raiding Mr. Show's old stash of unconvincing wigs/beards they always had Bob wearing
October 29, 2024 at 9:03 PM
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Haveing a day
An orange and white cat sits in the sun, propped against a piece of furniture so that he's sitting with his hind legs in the air, splayed. One front paw is resting between his legs. His gaze is dissolute and distant, as truly, he has Seen Some Shit.
October 28, 2024 at 2:13 PM
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Lmao his Clearsky shows he has been painstakingly blocking people one-by-one for the last two hours. This dude is small-batch, artisan bitchmade
October 7, 2024 at 5:42 PM
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@evandorkin.bsky.social
An Evan Dorkin comic strip entitled "just what the HELL was Bob Dylan Thinking?"
August 28, 2024 at 8:04 PM
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Touching the icon at top will give you the choices for vibrate/silent/audible alarms
August 24, 2024 at 1:09 PM
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The nerf sniper rifles did nothing
The text of the post reads "Does anyone know anyone in animal control? The fire dept already came, put a ladder up, shook the branch, but Gilbert just went higher up. Any suggestions would be helpful. We were also using nerf sniper rifles to get him down. He is so stubborn!! 😩"
August 3, 2024 at 11:45 PM
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Gilbert is in the tree. Please help
A screenshot of a post in a local subreddit. It consists of a picture (from below) of a cockatoo high up in a tree. The cockatoo appears to be biting a branch and otherwise totally not giving a shit about the photographer (probably their distraught owner, who is also the poster.) The text of the post reads "Gilbert is in the tree. Please help."
August 3, 2024 at 11:42 PM
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We all mocked Ben Shapiro but it turns out he was ahead of the trend for fancy plating
Ben Shapiro holding the cheap bit of press board he bought at Home Depot in that stupid little plastic bag
July 16, 2024 at 2:35 AM
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I once had a diluted tortie and she used to do that with balled-up socks (we called them her "sockbabies"), but my new boy J (pictured) likes to sing sadly about toy mice too
A gray and white cat looks rather surprised while holding a toy mouse in his mouth. He is photographed from a distance because it is otherwise very difficult to catch him doing the sad, weepy "Mother, make my bed soon, for I'm weary wi' hunting and fain wald lie down" song
July 6, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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Draft Crazy Harry
A picture of the Muppet named "Crazy Harry", a disheveled, cackling lunatic who's always causing explosions with a dynamite plunger.
July 1, 2024 at 2:45 PM
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I work hard, I deserve a little treat. Leave me alone
A screenshot of a Nextdoor post reading "Please help naked man eating raw chicken out of Roy Roger's dumpsters"
June 26, 2024 at 9:24 PM
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Tomaters
June 15, 2024 at 8:41 PM
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Time to make a pilgrimage
A black sign reading "Rock café O CUM" hangs outside of a small rock club in Santiago de Compostela, Spain. If it's not a stop on the Camino de Santiago, it damn well should be.
June 12, 2024 at 7:10 PM