cass&ra
@casstrophe.bsky.social
she/her/catastrophe
18, queer, danish, organized socialist, bassist, fuckin nerd, disaster woman
18, queer, danish, organized socialist, bassist, fuckin nerd, disaster woman
drinking to celebrate a number going up isn't as fun anymore.
new year, same prosecco
new year, same prosecco
December 31, 2024 at 11:26 PM
drinking to celebrate a number going up isn't as fun anymore.
new year, same prosecco
new year, same prosecco
Woke up this morning and thought "damn, we really need some more cishet white male representation on tv", then I opened Netflix and my jaw literally dropped. Like hello? So forward thinking. Diversity is saved you guys.
December 29, 2024 at 10:30 PM
Woke up this morning and thought "damn, we really need some more cishet white male representation on tv", then I opened Netflix and my jaw literally dropped. Like hello? So forward thinking. Diversity is saved you guys.
at the non-existing grill
me: can I have a nothing burger without fries?
cashier:
me: can I have a nothing burger without fries?
cashier:
December 29, 2024 at 1:08 PM
at the non-existing grill
me: can I have a nothing burger without fries?
cashier:
me: can I have a nothing burger without fries?
cashier:
reactionary mcdonalds:
TAX CUT burger
DEPORTATION fries
HETEROSEXUAL milkshake
CHRISTIAN nuggets
MONARCHIST mcflurry
TAX CUT burger
DEPORTATION fries
HETEROSEXUAL milkshake
CHRISTIAN nuggets
MONARCHIST mcflurry
December 28, 2024 at 1:20 PM
reactionary mcdonalds:
TAX CUT burger
DEPORTATION fries
HETEROSEXUAL milkshake
CHRISTIAN nuggets
MONARCHIST mcflurry
TAX CUT burger
DEPORTATION fries
HETEROSEXUAL milkshake
CHRISTIAN nuggets
MONARCHIST mcflurry
Nazis? Noooo, we could never. In Denmark we do have Dansk Folkeparti, or Danish People's Party, which is a socio-nationalistic party. National socialist? Nonono, these aren't nazis, they are just welfare racists. Well they don't believe they are racists. No, I promise this is normal and not nazistic
December 28, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Nazis? Noooo, we could never. In Denmark we do have Dansk Folkeparti, or Danish People's Party, which is a socio-nationalistic party. National socialist? Nonono, these aren't nazis, they are just welfare racists. Well they don't believe they are racists. No, I promise this is normal and not nazistic
current danish government deciding whether they should do nothing, make stuff slightly worse or give themselves a raise:
December 27, 2024 at 2:08 PM
current danish government deciding whether they should do nothing, make stuff slightly worse or give themselves a raise:
conversation i had with my 5 year old cousin:
me: santa must be quite busy, going around giving presents to all children
her: santa doesn't give presents to naughty children
me: don't they get coal instead?
her: no, they should get no food and die *laughs*
me: santa must be quite busy, going around giving presents to all children
her: santa doesn't give presents to naughty children
me: don't they get coal instead?
her: no, they should get no food and die *laughs*
December 26, 2024 at 11:44 PM
conversation i had with my 5 year old cousin:
me: santa must be quite busy, going around giving presents to all children
her: santa doesn't give presents to naughty children
me: don't they get coal instead?
her: no, they should get no food and die *laughs*
me: santa must be quite busy, going around giving presents to all children
her: santa doesn't give presents to naughty children
me: don't they get coal instead?
her: no, they should get no food and die *laughs*
Capitalism and private corpos shouldn't be regulated, they should eat shit and die, while we simultaneously fight to maintain and improve democracy. Get real and just say you're a social democrat instead of this bullcrap.
December 26, 2024 at 12:52 PM
Capitalism and private corpos shouldn't be regulated, they should eat shit and die, while we simultaneously fight to maintain and improve democracy. Get real and just say you're a social democrat instead of this bullcrap.
guys, my government is procrastinating again, the lakes aren't getting unfucked until at least 2033
Først var aftalen, at danske søer og vandløb skulle være sunde og levende i 2015. Da Danmark ikke kunne levere det, blev aftalen 2027. Det er nu udskudt igen, så det først bliver i »2033 og efter«, ifølge regeringen. Det afslører lækket dokument
Lækket dokument afslører: Regeringen udskyder igen handling for vandmiljøet
Først i »2033 og efter« skal indsatsen for at redde danske søer og vandløb være gennemført, skriver regeringen i intern orientering til aftalepartier. Et klokkeklart brud på vandrammedirektivet,…
buff.ly
December 23, 2024 at 11:24 AM
guys, my government is procrastinating again, the lakes aren't getting unfucked until at least 2033
I am sorry to announce that my profile picture is a lie. I am neither a cat, nor have I ever smoked weed. I apologize for the confusion.
December 22, 2024 at 8:20 AM
I am sorry to announce that my profile picture is a lie. I am neither a cat, nor have I ever smoked weed. I apologize for the confusion.
media literacy in song lyrics is so funny, because in my circles we could spend hours discussing the underlying tone and political topics of The New Sound, meanwhile the mainstream doesn't listen to a single word Chapell Roan sings
December 21, 2024 at 9:30 PM
media literacy in song lyrics is so funny, because in my circles we could spend hours discussing the underlying tone and political topics of The New Sound, meanwhile the mainstream doesn't listen to a single word Chapell Roan sings
do you think romans would write :3 as :III?
December 21, 2024 at 4:00 PM
do you think romans would write :3 as :III?
science loves the gays. if scientists didn't want me to kiss girls, they wouldn't have labeled my species *homo* sapiens
December 21, 2024 at 3:00 PM
science loves the gays. if scientists didn't want me to kiss girls, they wouldn't have labeled my species *homo* sapiens
"Arcs is the boardgame of the year, you have to try it" cool, have you considered that scheduling a game night is daunting when you have a 50 page report due next week?
December 21, 2024 at 2:54 PM
"Arcs is the boardgame of the year, you have to try it" cool, have you considered that scheduling a game night is daunting when you have a 50 page report due next week?
friend asked me how my music taste got so based, so I had to retrace every step, including telling him that I unironically listened to mgk 3 years ago
December 21, 2024 at 2:48 PM
friend asked me how my music taste got so based, so I had to retrace every step, including telling him that I unironically listened to mgk 3 years ago
My feed seems to be 90% liberal aunt facebook posts. Needs to be fixed this instant, I am going to die if left too long without unfiltered queer shitposting
December 21, 2024 at 2:20 PM
My feed seems to be 90% liberal aunt facebook posts. Needs to be fixed this instant, I am going to die if left too long without unfiltered queer shitposting
The great thing about winter solstice is the reminder that brighter times are ahead. The Bad thing is ughhh sun, fuck the sun, stop shinibg through my window, it's fucking 5 in the morning, I want to kill you, watch your back sun.
December 21, 2024 at 1:01 PM
The great thing about winter solstice is the reminder that brighter times are ahead. The Bad thing is ughhh sun, fuck the sun, stop shinibg through my window, it's fucking 5 in the morning, I want to kill you, watch your back sun.
me: man, I sure feel thirsty rn, but I have nothing to drink!
the 1,5 liter bottle on my desk filled to the brim with piss: there is water in the fridge
the 1,5 liter bottle on my desk filled to the brim with piss: there is water in the fridge
December 21, 2024 at 12:52 PM
me: man, I sure feel thirsty rn, but I have nothing to drink!
the 1,5 liter bottle on my desk filled to the brim with piss: there is water in the fridge
the 1,5 liter bottle on my desk filled to the brim with piss: there is water in the fridge
Tried cranberry sauce for the first time. What the hell guys. Like, I get it, cranberries are very easy to ruin, but that doesn't mean you have to.
December 12, 2024 at 2:29 PM
Tried cranberry sauce for the first time. What the hell guys. Like, I get it, cranberries are very easy to ruin, but that doesn't mean you have to.
Switching to bsky has been weirdly therapeutic. All the clutter, meaningless discourse, ragebait and hysteria is gone. It's like the social media equivalent of getting on ADHD meds.
December 12, 2024 at 9:51 AM
Switching to bsky has been weirdly therapeutic. All the clutter, meaningless discourse, ragebait and hysteria is gone. It's like the social media equivalent of getting on ADHD meds.