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Cassie
@cassiethebat.bsky.social
Full time milf
i’m gonna be bedridden for 48 hours i’m so so so so excited
December 14, 2025 at 3:20 PM
tryiy soooooooo hard 3 x shit and spoonsnr d
December 13, 2025 at 9:49 PM
i’ve started my manspreading journey. i think it could be my new public sitting position. i’ll update.
December 13, 2025 at 12:27 PM
ppl r going onto my tiktoks of the megadeth concert, and they r role playing as dave? full dave mustaine roleplay accounts commenting hi it’s me dave under my concert vids what am i supposed to say 😭😭😭
December 11, 2025 at 9:37 PM
choking on a joint is one of the worst feelings ever but u know when u recover ur gonna be in the most magical state 💚💚💚 it’s greene 💚
December 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
unfortunately i have many drag paths etched in the surface as evidence i left there on purpose
December 8, 2025 at 2:36 PM
someone i hate just got enjoyment out of one of my hyperfixation i feel sick i-
December 8, 2025 at 8:41 AM
my fanfictions have kicked off i have so many readers now who all want updates

i told you i was fixing this fandom.
December 7, 2025 at 11:54 AM
i hate when characters in movies are ‘novelists’ grow uppppp
December 4, 2025 at 4:33 PM
child: 😭😭😭😭 she called me a maniac

me: oh no! that isn’t kind language. why did she say that?

child: 😭😭 i was strangling her 😢😢😢😢
December 3, 2025 at 10:35 AM
upgraded to Asshole today 😍💍🧻
couldn’t be more excited to start this new chapter with you ❤️ @dea54.bsky.social
November 28, 2025 at 10:49 PM
WHY have i been such a cunt loser lately!
November 28, 2025 at 10:33 PM
jesus i’ve let myself be incredibly autistic on here these past few days
November 24, 2025 at 7:41 AM
remember how i wrote fanfic a couple days ago!??? well uhm a very prolific writer in that fan space COPIED MY WORK!!??? AND JUST UPLOADED IT TODAY??? she didn’t even kudos or comment on mine but like THAT IS MY PREMISE!!!?????? WHAT
November 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
taking the death note fandom into my own hands. really displeased with the state of it rn but don’t worry, i’m on it.
November 23, 2025 at 11:10 AM
took my baby to nandos a couple days ago and he was such good company. he was so funny and cute. i was thinking he’d actually be a good drinking buddy if he wasn’t 1. he just had good vibes.
November 23, 2025 at 11:03 AM
what do you call somebody who thinks they’re your villager but they haven’t been to the village in a very long time and they don’t know what’s been going on in the village (which is crazy because the village has been ON FIRE) but they still think they’re like… village mayor
November 22, 2025 at 10:38 AM
honestly i kinda want my pre baby nudes to get leaked
November 20, 2025 at 7:32 PM
what the hell guys my mum literally has alice in wonderland syndrome
November 19, 2025 at 4:50 PM
the kids at school have been calling Gibbons the “lezza apes”

(they are called lesser apes- i didn’t know this!)
November 18, 2025 at 2:52 PM
done!
i’m going to write and publish fanfiction.
November 18, 2025 at 1:26 AM
i smelt a weird smell before and i didn’t know what it was but i’ve just seen my fringe is burnt so probably that
November 17, 2025 at 5:54 PM
just wore gloves and didn’t have a mental break down. Autism cured!!
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
*borderline orgasmic sigh* i love alice cooper 😍
November 17, 2025 at 5:45 PM
i’m going to write and publish fanfiction.
November 17, 2025 at 1:53 PM