Today I learned that the exact number of bagel bites that makes me feel completely full is 13

It’s so wild that I have to go to work again; I literally just did that yesterday.
Don’t they know I have Star Trek to watch?!

Dear US military,

Just because *you* bankroll propaganda video games does not mean that *every* video game is military nonsense. You're telling on yourself XD

Este libro, 'La llamada de los gnomos', foi traducido ao castelán en 1981. O libro secreto dos gnomos (1976), que lle dá inicio á serie de Rien Poortvliet e Will Huygen, está agora en galego (Sushi Books).

I want 3 seasons of an isekai into Ye Olde Fantasy World except the main character is Quark

Every day I mourn that the ship name is #caitvi when #VioLynce was RIGHT THERE

hot girls have library cards

Tech bros who keep trying to add AI chatbots to everything didn't have to grow up with Clippy and it shows