No one describes how I feel about taking a bath better than Sylvia Plath
August 21, 2025 at 3:10 AM
No one describes how I feel about taking a bath better than Sylvia Plath
I have packed the same orange in my lunch for weeks. Sorry buddy, I’m just not going to eat you.
August 18, 2025 at 10:48 PM
I have packed the same orange in my lunch for weeks. Sorry buddy, I’m just not going to eat you.
I will watch any time loop movie. I don’t care. Love them.
August 17, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I will watch any time loop movie. I don’t care. Love them.
It’s amazing how when you finally pay off your car it immediately bursts into flames
August 8, 2025 at 1:22 AM
It’s amazing how when you finally pay off your car it immediately bursts into flames
The hardest part of being a parent is being the sole remote control finder. It’s is a daily, neverending, thankless and maddening job.
August 7, 2025 at 12:32 AM
The hardest part of being a parent is being the sole remote control finder. It’s is a daily, neverending, thankless and maddening job.
Being able to walk to work has greatly improved my quality of life
August 4, 2025 at 2:39 PM
Being able to walk to work has greatly improved my quality of life
Sometimes I wish I had someone to text. Isn’t that crazy?
August 3, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Sometimes I wish I had someone to text. Isn’t that crazy?
You know it’s a good summer when your laundry is just beach towels
August 2, 2025 at 11:49 PM
You know it’s a good summer when your laundry is just beach towels
An evening stroll on a summer night
August 2, 2025 at 3:17 AM
An evening stroll on a summer night
Dissolving into laughter
August 2, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Dissolving into laughter
Guys, my credit score is 850. Perfect. How can this be.
July 31, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Guys, my credit score is 850. Perfect. How can this be.
It’s so cute when someone is a little bit flustered when they talk to you. Like, they are probably like that with everyone but it still makes me melt
July 29, 2025 at 4:18 AM
It’s so cute when someone is a little bit flustered when they talk to you. Like, they are probably like that with everyone but it still makes me melt
“The Emperor’s New Clothes” ass administration
July 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
“The Emperor’s New Clothes” ass administration
Trying to not lose my cool during this hand of Old Maid
July 17, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Trying to not lose my cool during this hand of Old Maid
“Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone”
July 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
“Take dead aim on the rich boys. Get them in the crosshairs and take them down. Just remember, they can buy anything but they can't buy backbone”
Your oldest pair of Vans is for mowing the yard only, your older pair is strictly for playing the drums, and your newer pair is for living life and stuff
July 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Your oldest pair of Vans is for mowing the yard only, your older pair is strictly for playing the drums, and your newer pair is for living life and stuff
Saw the happiest man in my life walking down the street in the pouring rain with a Little Caesar’s box eating a slice of pizza
July 12, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Saw the happiest man in my life walking down the street in the pouring rain with a Little Caesar’s box eating a slice of pizza
What is it about the full moon that makes it impossible for me to sleep. Tell me
July 11, 2025 at 5:56 AM
What is it about the full moon that makes it impossible for me to sleep. Tell me
Instead of a Baby On Board sticker I want a “Baby I’m Bored” sticker a la Evan Dando
July 10, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Instead of a Baby On Board sticker I want a “Baby I’m Bored” sticker a la Evan Dando
Nothing better than zesting a lemon on a hot summer evening
July 10, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Nothing better than zesting a lemon on a hot summer evening
One is the loneliest number
July 9, 2025 at 1:45 AM
One is the loneliest number
It’s ok to have an open container if you’re just going to and from your friend’s house
July 2, 2025 at 3:51 AM
It’s ok to have an open container if you’re just going to and from your friend’s house
Going on a bike ride when you’re buzzed is one of the greatest feelings in the world
July 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Going on a bike ride when you’re buzzed is one of the greatest feelings in the world
So starved for good media that I’m reading books again
June 30, 2025 at 4:19 AM
So starved for good media that I’m reading books again
It’s embarrassing to be halfway through a tv series just to realize I’ve already watched it
June 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
It’s embarrassing to be halfway through a tv series just to realize I’ve already watched it