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cassiegretch.bsky.social
Situationship of Theseus
@cassiegretch.bsky.social
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Hi you can call me Cassie, Cass, or Birdie 🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈
Free Palestine 🇵🇸
Also play bass [guitar]
She/her, married, some other third thing
MDNI- you kids can get up on outta here
DMs open just don't be a weirdo
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We all start somewhere
Cassie very early into hrt awkwardly posed in her black knit top and purple skirt. Her hair is down and she's looking less than confident Cassie about 1.5 years into hrt standing in the same outfit looking much more confident and happy
November 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
cassiegretch.bsky.social
Be careful out there folks
Small open packet of Swedish Fish with a few poking out as well alongside a vial of testosterone cypionate. Above is a block of text which says, "Make sure to check your kids' Halloween candy this year. I found a vial of testosterone cypionate in this pack of Swedish Fish"
October 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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screenie of ai slop image depicting Jimmy Kimmel dressed as captain America in front of shouldering ruins like in that avenger movie Skeet text reading "I wanted to do one that featured Jimmy Kimmel. I call this one... #Patriotism
October 4, 2025 at 6:02 PM
cassiegretch.bsky.social
Hey I'm one of those kinda women
Cassie with her hair drenched from the rain in the car. She's wearing a black tank top and a blue mushroom necklace (she's also wearing a white mushroom necklace but that's out of frame)
October 3, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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Mitch McConnell that time he was doing an address and stroked out but his face is replaced with that one off brand oreo that looks like it's cumming and/or having a major stroke
September 29, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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"Alliance of Magicians" meme from Arrested Development
September 17, 2025 at 2:45 PM
cassiegretch.bsky.social
My week was good, worked, but it felt fast so that's cool. How 'bout yours?

No plans as of now, but next week I'm visiting with someone I'm very close with

Okay picture

I was just getting home from work
Cassie in her burgundy jumpsuit with her shoulders showing as if she's slipping it off. She's in her computer chair in front of various niknaks and doodads
September 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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Qrskeet with a dramatic B&W of you
Black and white selfie of Cassie in her car
September 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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Wait this is shockingly accurate wtf lol
My salt identity Fleur de sel "I'm to glamorous for this" Cutesy image of the me salt Flavor profile: expressive and sensitive, throws dinner parties with antique glassware, apologizes to furniture after bumping into it, homebody, has monthly soundbath membership, adopts feng shui, and absorbs others' emotional states too easily My best matches are Epsom salt and kala names My arch enemies are moshio salt and sel gris
August 27, 2025 at 1:39 PM
cassiegretch.bsky.social
If you see qrskeet

Pronouns: she/her
Height: 5'11"
Shoe: 12.5
Zodiac: Aquarius
Smoke: weed but taking a break for an undetermined amount of time
Tattoos: 0
Piercings: 0
Favorite drink: water (I'm made mostly of it)

🩷🩷🩷
Selfie of Cassie in her kitchen Pale brunette, hair pulled into a messy ponytail with curtain bangs up front, she's wearing a cropped Percy Hill shirt (they were a band,) sleepy shorts, and a black flower choker. Tongue sticks out through a toothy smile, and she's standing in a flirty S shaped pose with one arm crossed behind her with her fingers lightly touching her other arm. There are various doodads and bric-a-brac around the room for decoration.
August 26, 2025 at 10:58 AM
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Here's me being adorable in a bucket truck that does not belong to me
Cassie in a white and black striped shirt with her hair down. She is standing in the back of an aerial lift truck and wryly smiling
July 13, 2025 at 2:53 PM
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Hey yeah so did'ja know I'm fuckin cute as hell?
Selfie from the waist up of Cassie standing by a sunny window slightly smiling in her sleeveless grey lobster crop top and a black choker. One bra strap can be seen. She is pale and brunette with brown eyes
July 8, 2025 at 4:15 AM
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Is me, lookin all hourglass shaped n junk
Cassie sitting in her computer chair wearing a green tank top with a cartoon turtle on it and black denim shorts. Behind her is a grateful dead poster and an anxty collage, as well as various nik nacks on a shelf, a bass guitar and amp, among other doodads. Her hair is tied back, save for some curtains in the front
July 1, 2025 at 6:54 PM
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I found this exceptionally large cantaloupe at the grocery store
Cassie's arm holding an exceptionally large cantaloupe. Strewn market basket bags can be seen on the crappy linoleum floor of her kitchen
June 22, 2025 at 3:54 PM
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X-Men 2: Clone Wars
Box art from the game X-Men 2: Clone Wars. It depicts the characters, (from front to back,) Magneto, Wolverine, and Gambit. All of whom are striking poses
June 15, 2025 at 1:28 PM
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This is another photo I really like
Cassie sitting in her car wearing a red tank top with her hair pulled into a ponytail that leaves uneven curtains in the front
June 7, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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I like this picture
Cassie selfie by the selfie window at sunset
June 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
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I got my hair did

Before After
Car selfie of Cassie from chest up Pale freckly woman with brown hair and eyes wearing a navy blue tank top. She is smiling with slight unease Car selfie of Cassie from the chest up. Sedan with a grey interior The same woman, but her hair got trimmed and blowed out. She's smiling confidently this time
May 23, 2025 at 9:46 PM
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Okay, yes. Okay, yes.
Black background with white text reading, "What's your opinion of this user?" The text is circled and has an arrow pointing up and left so as to point at the pfp of the user posting this
May 23, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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Wow what a surprise. I'm a bottom's bottom. Though idk how I got such a high 'non-manogamist' score
screenie of "bdsmtest.org" results I'm a bottom is what it says, which, yeah
May 18, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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Howdy folks! It's me, Cassie
Arm's length selfie of a woman with wavy brown hair that's down at her shoulders. She's wearing a slightly nautical vibe peach button-down romper with a white tank top underneath and an amethyst amulet. The thin black strap of her purse is going across her chest. She's smiling and slightly poking her tongue out slightly on one side. She is in her mint chip colored kitchen, standing in front of a refrigerator that's absolutely festooned with pictures and fun magnets
May 18, 2025 at 6:59 PM
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@renintheirden.bsky.social did a portrait of meeeeeeee 🩷
Cute portrait of Cassie Drawn by @renintheirden.bsky.social
May 17, 2025 at 7:05 PM
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Oh my goodness. Pretty, funny, and she's got a rockin ass?
Chest up selfie of Cassie. Her hair is down, she's wearing an amethyst pendant and a red, skin tight spaghetti strap dress with a laced front. She's standing at a slight angle to the camera and is obscuring the lamp behind her Cassie standing in her tight red dress(?) tank top(?) And black leggings. Brown hair down. She's standing turned ¾ away from the camera showing off her rockin ass
May 11, 2025 at 3:42 AM
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Back so I can show off how it's exposed
Cassie in a green foresty area, standing with her back to the camera showing off the laced back of her dark blue and floral print top, she's also wearing black jean shorts and diamond print sheer tights
May 9, 2025 at 2:00 PM
cassiegretch.bsky.social
Hiya friend!

Week was mixed. Weather was bad and period so I've been doing... yeah

Might shop this weekend, not sure what I'm doing

Picture >:3

Anything with good Indian food
Picture of Cassie from thighs up standing with her hands on her hips in a very green forested area She's wearing a dark blue and floral print, body conforming top, black distressed jean shorts and diamond pattern black tights, she's wryly smiling
May 9, 2025 at 1:57 PM