Cassie 🏳️⚧️
@cassie.has.pet
:3 user & blahaj enjoyer
software dev | nixos user | dog breeder
💜 @mochie.being.dog is my puppy
many of my posts are comedic & satirical.
software dev | nixos user | dog breeder
💜 @mochie.being.dog is my puppy
many of my posts are comedic & satirical.
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announcement tomorrow its definitely not cope
November 18, 2025 at 5:55 AM
announcement tomorrow its definitely not cope
I am so hyped for this controller
Its everything I've ever wanted
Its everything I've ever wanted
November 12, 2025 at 5:42 PM
I am so hyped for this controller
Its everything I've ever wanted
Its everything I've ever wanted
the sweat I emit when I am gaming has a similar smell to weed 🚀
November 1, 2025 at 12:27 AM
the sweat I emit when I am gaming has a similar smell to weed 🚀
I really think we should luigi the board of directors + ceo of flock
The Mayor of Denver continues to give them money despite the overwhelmingly loud voices against the cameras
Nothing is ever going to change with peaceful action
The Mayor of Denver continues to give them money despite the overwhelmingly loud voices against the cameras
Nothing is ever going to change with peaceful action
October 23, 2025 at 12:56 AM
I really think we should luigi the board of directors + ceo of flock
The Mayor of Denver continues to give them money despite the overwhelmingly loud voices against the cameras
Nothing is ever going to change with peaceful action
The Mayor of Denver continues to give them money despite the overwhelmingly loud voices against the cameras
Nothing is ever going to change with peaceful action
@mochie.being.dog is quitting a ts project over having to do
```ts
let regex
try { regex = ... }
catch { regex = fallback }
```
She will come back to the language within the next week after realizing ts is the best language for nearly every application nowadays
```ts
let regex
try { regex = ... }
catch { regex = fallback }
```
She will come back to the language within the next week after realizing ts is the best language for nearly every application nowadays
October 21, 2025 at 1:15 AM
@mochie.being.dog is quitting a ts project over having to do
```ts
let regex
try { regex = ... }
catch { regex = fallback }
```
She will come back to the language within the next week after realizing ts is the best language for nearly every application nowadays
```ts
let regex
try { regex = ... }
catch { regex = fallback }
```
She will come back to the language within the next week after realizing ts is the best language for nearly every application nowadays
Reposted by Cassie 🏳️⚧️
fun fact: html actually has native support for inline event handlers like most frontend frameworks do. they really don't want you to use it for some reason even though they're pretty much the same thing. developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/W...
HTML attribute reference - HTML | MDN
Elements in HTML have attributes; these are additional values that configure the elements or adjust their behavior in various ways to meet the criteria the users want.
developer.mozilla.org
October 20, 2025 at 1:48 AM
fun fact: html actually has native support for inline event handlers like most frontend frameworks do. they really don't want you to use it for some reason even though they're pretty much the same thing. developer.mozilla.org/en-US/docs/W...
Reposted by Cassie 🏳️⚧️
someone shared this meme about % of programmers identifying as LGBTQ by language, but it had no citations (gasp!), so I wanted to collect my own data. reposts are appreciated, esp from non-queer programmers cause my circle is pretty damn queer ^-^;
forms.gle/AcwKK1qg2dZk...
#programming
forms.gle/AcwKK1qg2dZk...
#programming
Which Language Is the Most Queer
forms.gle
October 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
someone shared this meme about % of programmers identifying as LGBTQ by language, but it had no citations (gasp!), so I wanted to collect my own data. reposts are appreciated, esp from non-queer programmers cause my circle is pretty damn queer ^-^;
forms.gle/AcwKK1qg2dZk...
#programming
forms.gle/AcwKK1qg2dZk...
#programming
future
=> young people
=> gaming
=> steam
=> steamOS
=> linux
linux is the future
=> young people
=> gaming
=> steam
=> steamOS
=> linux
linux is the future
October 10, 2025 at 10:38 PM
future
=> young people
=> gaming
=> steam
=> steamOS
=> linux
linux is the future
=> young people
=> gaming
=> steam
=> steamOS
=> linux
linux is the future
I find it frankly disgusting that @cloudflare.social sponsored Omarchy now
show this to anyone else you know who also assumed DHH was just a normal conservative dude rather than a raging white supremacist lunatic
DHH Is Way Worse Than I Thought | jakelazaroff.com
DHH's politics are not normal. Maybe they used to be, I don't know, but as of right now the dude is_way outside of what most people would consider moral or acceptable.
jakelazaroff.com
October 9, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I find it frankly disgusting that @cloudflare.social sponsored Omarchy now
Reposted by Cassie 🏳️⚧️
show this to anyone else you know who also assumed DHH was just a normal conservative dude rather than a raging white supremacist lunatic
DHH Is Way Worse Than I Thought | jakelazaroff.com
DHH's politics are not normal. Maybe they used to be, I don't know, but as of right now the dude is_way outside of what most people would consider moral or acceptable.
jakelazaroff.com
October 2, 2025 at 12:57 PM
show this to anyone else you know who also assumed DHH was just a normal conservative dude rather than a raging white supremacist lunatic
```ts
const out = new Bun.Glob('src/docs/*').scanSync()
|> Iterator.from(#)
.map(async path => ({
name: /\/(\w+)\.md/.exec(path)![1]!,
text: await Bun.file(path).text(),
}))
|> Promise.all(#).await()
.reduce((acc, { name, text }) => Object.assign(acc, { [name]: text }), {})
```
yup
const out = new Bun.Glob('src/docs/*').scanSync()
|> Iterator.from(#)
.map(async path => ({
name: /\/(\w+)\.md/.exec(path)![1]!,
text: await Bun.file(path).text(),
}))
|> Promise.all(#).await()
.reduce((acc, { name, text }) => Object.assign(acc, { [name]: text }), {})
```
yup
October 5, 2025 at 12:46 AM
```ts
const out = new Bun.Glob('src/docs/*').scanSync()
|> Iterator.from(#)
.map(async path => ({
name: /\/(\w+)\.md/.exec(path)![1]!,
text: await Bun.file(path).text(),
}))
|> Promise.all(#).await()
.reduce((acc, { name, text }) => Object.assign(acc, { [name]: text }), {})
```
yup
const out = new Bun.Glob('src/docs/*').scanSync()
|> Iterator.from(#)
.map(async path => ({
name: /\/(\w+)\.md/.exec(path)![1]!,
text: await Bun.file(path).text(),
}))
|> Promise.all(#).await()
.reduce((acc, { name, text }) => Object.assign(acc, { [name]: text }), {})
```
yup
I cant wait meta+c/meta+e to become the new
"hey if you presh ctrl+alt+win+shift+l it opens linkedin haha wtf"
when omarchy becomes the worlds most popular linux desktop
why the hell would cloudflare sponsor a dhh project...
"hey if you presh ctrl+alt+win+shift+l it opens linkedin haha wtf"
when omarchy becomes the worlds most popular linux desktop
why the hell would cloudflare sponsor a dhh project...
October 4, 2025 at 4:41 AM
I cant wait meta+c/meta+e to become the new
"hey if you presh ctrl+alt+win+shift+l it opens linkedin haha wtf"
when omarchy becomes the worlds most popular linux desktop
why the hell would cloudflare sponsor a dhh project...
"hey if you presh ctrl+alt+win+shift+l it opens linkedin haha wtf"
when omarchy becomes the worlds most popular linux desktop
why the hell would cloudflare sponsor a dhh project...
Reposted by Cassie 🏳️⚧️
"don't treat LLMs like humans"
"ok, got it! *treats the LLM like a minority group*"
"that's NOT what i meant!!!!"
"ok, got it! *treats the LLM like a minority group*"
"that's NOT what i meant!!!!"
October 3, 2025 at 6:09 AM
"don't treat LLMs like humans"
"ok, got it! *treats the LLM like a minority group*"
"that's NOT what i meant!!!!"
"ok, got it! *treats the LLM like a minority group*"
"that's NOT what i meant!!!!"
"I'd rather get chopped to pieces than break up"
- mochie
- mochie
September 17, 2025 at 1:44 AM
"I'd rather get chopped to pieces than break up"
- mochie
- mochie
forcing kids to apologize to eachother when they dont fucking mean it is the worst thing parents could possibly do
it encourages saying sorry when you're not
it completely devalues the concept of an apology
all it does it make kids think sorry means fucking nothing
it encourages saying sorry when you're not
it completely devalues the concept of an apology
all it does it make kids think sorry means fucking nothing
September 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
forcing kids to apologize to eachother when they dont fucking mean it is the worst thing parents could possibly do
it encourages saying sorry when you're not
it completely devalues the concept of an apology
all it does it make kids think sorry means fucking nothing
it encourages saying sorry when you're not
it completely devalues the concept of an apology
all it does it make kids think sorry means fucking nothing
the entire note on the wall is subtitles
I love .ass
I love .ass
September 12, 2025 at 2:59 AM
the entire note on the wall is subtitles
I love .ass
I love .ass
how does eqiuvilant spell check to antediluvian and not equivalent
why is pasting into google more reliable than spell check, shouldn't they be equal
why is pasting into google more reliable than spell check, shouldn't they be equal
September 12, 2025 at 12:12 AM
how does eqiuvilant spell check to antediluvian and not equivalent
why is pasting into google more reliable than spell check, shouldn't they be equal
why is pasting into google more reliable than spell check, shouldn't they be equal
the two things I miss most are petting her and holding her in my arms
September 10, 2025 at 10:37 PM
the two things I miss most are petting her and holding her in my arms
Marking her insides as mine the way a wolf marks its territory
September 7, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Marking her insides as mine the way a wolf marks its territory
I love my NFP (non fungible puppy)
September 2, 2025 at 6:24 PM
I love my NFP (non fungible puppy)
Reposted by Cassie 🏳️⚧️
mogging or whatever it was called (the point at jawline and shush thing) but it's me flexing my bite marks to other puppygirls
August 30, 2025 at 8:38 PM
mogging or whatever it was called (the point at jawline and shush thing) but it's me flexing my bite marks to other puppygirls
I love having a dog beneath my desk
desktop? what's next? deskbottom? yes actually! i just need a large dog bed and i'll stay there
August 30, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I love having a dog beneath my desk
I get hard every time she barks
August 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I get hard every time she barks
"There's a little bit of cat in me and most of it is your cum." - @mochie.being.dog
August 26, 2025 at 7:30 PM
"There's a little bit of cat in me and most of it is your cum." - @mochie.being.dog