Cass Clarke (They/Them)
@cassclarke.bsky.social
✍️ Rue Morgue, Fangoria +| 🎞️ GALECA & 🍅 critic |THE CARETAKER novella 📚 👻 | 🥋TKD coach| Horror Hangover pod co-host | www.cassandraashclarke.com
My longtime theory for THE BEAR is each season depicts a stage of grief.
S1 - Denial
S2 - Anger
S3 - Bargaining
S4 - Depression
S5 - ???
(Note: grief stages aren’t linear & we cycle through them which only makes the cyclical nature of maintaining a restaurant an even more potent idea.)
S1 - Denial
S2 - Anger
S3 - Bargaining
S4 - Depression
S5 - ???
(Note: grief stages aren’t linear & we cycle through them which only makes the cyclical nature of maintaining a restaurant an even more potent idea.)
June 26, 2025 at 3:23 PM
My longtime theory for THE BEAR is each season depicts a stage of grief.
S1 - Denial
S2 - Anger
S3 - Bargaining
S4 - Depression
S5 - ???
(Note: grief stages aren’t linear & we cycle through them which only makes the cyclical nature of maintaining a restaurant an even more potent idea.)
S1 - Denial
S2 - Anger
S3 - Bargaining
S4 - Depression
S5 - ???
(Note: grief stages aren’t linear & we cycle through them which only makes the cyclical nature of maintaining a restaurant an even more potent idea.)
I’m gonna be a great parent. Adding this to their bookshelf in the nursery — got those contrast colors!! 😂
February 2, 2025 at 3:14 PM
I’m gonna be a great parent. Adding this to their bookshelf in the nursery — got those contrast colors!! 😂
After at least 20 appointments, scans, tests (some that will make great horror material for my novel in progress), & uncertainty, I’m happy to announce I’m bringing another healthily weird being to this planet. Enjoy the creepy vibes they’re already bringing 😂
December 12, 2024 at 5:29 PM
After at least 20 appointments, scans, tests (some that will make great horror material for my novel in progress), & uncertainty, I’m happy to announce I’m bringing another healthily weird being to this planet. Enjoy the creepy vibes they’re already bringing 😂
Coming out of my cage & I’ve been doing just fine… 🎧
October 18, 2023 at 1:26 AM
Coming out of my cage & I’ve been doing just fine… 🎧
God, how has this film gone under my radar for so/too long??? Also… (& I DO love Scream franchise the most in horror) but I find it real hard to believe that this film wasn’t in the inspo-soup when Williamson crafted Scream…
October 8, 2023 at 5:09 AM
God, how has this film gone under my radar for so/too long??? Also… (& I DO love Scream franchise the most in horror) but I find it real hard to believe that this film wasn’t in the inspo-soup when Williamson crafted Scream…
Trick R Treat
October 7, 2023 at 6:51 PM
Trick R Treat
Self care night 🦇
October 6, 2023 at 10:50 PM
Self care night 🦇
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMniQfHwYIs&t=1468s&pp=2AG8C5ACAcoFDmhlYXIgdXMgc2NyZWFt
Check out my first reading of THE CARETAKER!
Check out my first reading of THE CARETAKER!
October 6, 2023 at 1:44 PM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMniQfHwYIs&t=1468s&pp=2AG8C5ACAcoFDmhlYXIgdXMgc2NyZWFt
Check out my first reading of THE CARETAKER!
Check out my first reading of THE CARETAKER!
I cannot wait to wear this 😍
October 4, 2023 at 3:12 AM
I cannot wait to wear this 😍
My book is out in the world!!!
September 19, 2023 at 8:14 PM
My book is out in the world!!!
Flashback to me pre-pandemic & so excited to get this geetar out of storage soon because I have a LOT of scary movie scores to memorize for our Halloween podcast episode 🤓😩🎸… also, great inspo for me to recommit to serving a gun show this fall too
September 1, 2023 at 8:08 PM
Flashback to me pre-pandemic & so excited to get this geetar out of storage soon because I have a LOT of scary movie scores to memorize for our Halloween podcast episode 🤓😩🎸… also, great inspo for me to recommit to serving a gun show this fall too
My comfort is making sheets of Sicilian style pizza 😍
September 1, 2023 at 12:32 AM
My comfort is making sheets of Sicilian style pizza 😍
Saturday couple time. 😘
August 26, 2023 at 9:55 PM
Saturday couple time. 😘
Homemade veggie curry & veggie fritters — surprise cold is getting blasted with all the spices & garlic & mint tea 🍵 to heal me soon
August 20, 2023 at 2:09 AM
Homemade veggie curry & veggie fritters — surprise cold is getting blasted with all the spices & garlic & mint tea 🍵 to heal me soon
Cobweb is a gorgeous dark fairy tale that’s gonna be a Halloween must watch/rewatch for sure 🎃
August 19, 2023 at 10:22 PM
Cobweb is a gorgeous dark fairy tale that’s gonna be a Halloween must watch/rewatch for sure 🎃
Craving a dumb ‘90s horror comedy rewatch. Who wants to join me this weekend?? No promises it’s good because I also remember (barely?) baby Cass being like “uhh are we talking about zombie civil rights…” 👀 might just need a So Weird marathon instead
August 19, 2023 at 2:28 AM
Craving a dumb ‘90s horror comedy rewatch. Who wants to join me this weekend?? No promises it’s good because I also remember (barely?) baby Cass being like “uhh are we talking about zombie civil rights…” 👀 might just need a So Weird marathon instead
Lyra does not fuck with storms… or the work week. It’s okay, baby, we made it to the weekend!!!
August 19, 2023 at 2:24 AM
Lyra does not fuck with storms… or the work week. It’s okay, baby, we made it to the weekend!!!
Calzone-making for days
August 14, 2023 at 2:33 AM
Calzone-making for days
Like candy for slasher fans.
August 12, 2023 at 10:25 PM
Like candy for slasher fans.
Best quote all television season.
August 11, 2023 at 1:55 AM
Best quote all television season.
Gus Birney — remember her name; she’s the next Kristin Chenoweth & as someone who has interviewed both, trust my gay butt!
August 7, 2023 at 1:47 AM
Gus Birney — remember her name; she’s the next Kristin Chenoweth & as someone who has interviewed both, trust my gay butt!
Tease 😈— here’s a snapshot of my horror novella book cover in progress!!! THE CARETAKER coming to your ghoulish shelves this September 🖤🩸🫀🧑⚕️
August 3, 2023 at 2:47 AM
Tease 😈— here’s a snapshot of my horror novella book cover in progress!!! THE CARETAKER coming to your ghoulish shelves this September 🖤🩸🫀🧑⚕️
Local movie theater time! Show me your cute fav place to watch 🎥
July 30, 2023 at 8:56 PM
Local movie theater time! Show me your cute fav place to watch 🎥