This but the other way around when I complimented the boymoder Starbucks worker the other day

Me when.. when I am bored 👉🏻👈🏻

If Twitter was a renaissance painting

I really need to clean my bathroom so I can take proper selfies

If you opened this image you’re instantly gay

Analog shitting just doesn’t hit the same

The funniest part about these tweets is depending on who you ask I could be eligible for both of these

Hmm I’m not getting many followers yet, I wonder… 🤔

Filling out a form and it’s asking me for my given name meanwhile the lady who has a cat named Draco Meowfoy is looking over my shoulder…