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cassandra (so deeply unserious arc)
@cassandroops.bsky.social
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cackling goblin, absurdist meme aggregator, writer, techno-pessimist, silly-goofy enthusiast. feminist punk in another life 🤘🏽 doing social media pretty much since forever.
union yes ✊🏽
nyc 'til i die, baby 🗽
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(in the absolute worst imitation of an a british accent you’ve ever heard in your life) bit early for pumpkin spice season innit mate
sign that reads: autumn on draft: get a frothy taste of our pumpkin spice draft latte. the iced latte cup is in the center of the ad. two pumpkins and a cinnamon stick are in the immediate background.
August 20, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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cats are an unparalleled social good #caturday
a picture of a black cat with large green eyes sitting on a green couch. his right ear is tilted to the side and his loaf? 10/10, perfectly formed, no notes
August 2, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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rich people about to crash out again because they can’t use the word “apparently” to describe @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social’s win anymore @hellgatenyc.com
Mayoral Spew: Zohran Mamdani Won (Officially, Decisively) By Hell Gate, 1 July 2025
July 1, 2025 at 9:26 PM
cassandroops.bsky.social
the cat? too cute
a black cat sits intently on the arm of a green leather couch. he looks directly at the camera with his green eyes with an alert (and dare i say camera-ready?) expression on his face.
June 27, 2025 at 3:05 AM
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every time any product in the g-suite haunts me with this notification i scowl and grumble to myself, "cloud storage was a mistake"
Google enshittification notification that appears without fail whenever I use either Gmail or Drive that reads: "89% of storage used: If you run out of space, you can't save to Drive or use Gmail. Get 100 GB of storage for $0.49 for 1 month." Additional options are offered to either "Clean up space" or "Get offer."
June 15, 2025 at 5:13 PM
cassandroops.bsky.social
i love that they gave the fake monstera girlie in the waiting room a fake about-to-unfurl leafie. yes girl, give us verisimilitude ✨
fake monstera plant on a black table with a fake leaf in the center about to “unfurl”
April 16, 2025 at 1:36 PM
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i sincerely hope a western reporter has not contacted hayao miyazaki to ask him for his thoughts on the studio ghibli torture memes but on the unfortunate occasion he has knowledge of them i would like to join him in making this pose and smoking 300 cigarettes at the same time
hayao miyazaki still from a documentary, looking frustrated/absolutely done with this bullshit, holding his glasses over his forehead, and smoking a cigarette. he’s wearing a light blue button up and a beige artist smock over it.
March 29, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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kinda spiraling rn (who isn’t) and that’s not helpful for anyone so instead here is a photo of my cat hershey that i took this morning
a close-up photo of an inquisitive-looking black cat. his big green eyes, black nose, and whiskers are most prominent in the photo since the lens was a few inches away from his face, which is in a three-quarter profile.
January 21, 2025 at 6:52 PM
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A meme in two images: the first image is of a sweatshirt that reads “she’s broken because she believed” in white text. Some of the letters are black, and if only the black letters are read, the sentence revealed says, “he’s ok because he lid.” The second picture is captioned “no one: him:” and underneath that text is a picture of a pot lid.
December 16, 2023 at 12:40 AM
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hershey, my cat, likes to be nearby when i wfh. but this…is too adorable
a black cat sits with its paws tucked under like a loaf underneath a wooden chair on a rug. a sweatshirt is draped over the chair.
October 6, 2023 at 5:35 PM
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i even did an homage to it several years back
A black woman holds a pink phone receiver to her ear in an homage to Johanna Fateman.
October 5, 2023 at 4:43 PM
cassandroops.bsky.social
back home with a sweet boy
A black cat, asleep on a bed. One of his back paws is curled up in front of his face.
October 1, 2023 at 2:46 AM
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he simply must be in the middle of things
A picture of a black cat looking up. The cat is sitting on a grey table.
September 26, 2023 at 6:07 PM
cassandroops.bsky.social
i went to wikipedia to see if they had an entry on flaco. wiki did not disappoint. i mean, look how majestic he looks
A picture of Flaco sitting on a sturdy tree branch in Central Park. His chest is proudly puffed out.
September 24, 2023 at 11:12 PM
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why bother writing this
A screenshot of a tweet from @Slate. The tweet is captioning an article from the site with the headline, "Biden-Harris is the Democratic Ticket, Whether You Like It Or Not." The dek reads, "Stop moaning about replacing them. This is happening." The tweet text reads, "Oh, you think Whitmer would be better? Give it up." The photo accompanying the article depicts a cake with Biden and Harris on the top as candles with extremely smug expressions on their faces.
September 19, 2023 at 5:42 PM
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reskeet with a meme that lets us all get to know you a little bit better
September 18, 2023 at 12:47 AM
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hershey has spoken. work is over
a photo of a black cat standing on the edge of a table. a keyboard and a sliver of a laptop screen are visible on the left side of the image. the cat has a disdainful expression.
September 14, 2023 at 9:39 PM
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here is a picture of my cat being very good
A black cat is sitting on a red rug. He looks directly towards the camera. His head rests on the legs of a wooden chair behind him.
September 9, 2023 at 12:38 AM
cassandroops.bsky.social
Your cat looks just like my Hershey!
A black cat, sitting on a bed with a white pillowcase. The cat is looking directly at the camera with a neutral expression.
September 1, 2023 at 12:34 PM
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This is the only correct take on this
A screenshot of a quote tweet. The tweet being quoted, from Twitter user @___inCANdescent, reads, "There's an article titled "I Can't Afford My Friends Anymore" about salary discrepancies in friendships and how that affects outings/the friendship. That's a way more interesting discussion to me than money and dating." The quote tweet, from Twitter user @_pem_pem, reads, "noah fence but if u don't pay for ur broke friends' meals/drinks/etc when u have money u should be murdered"
August 31, 2023 at 5:17 PM
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@cats.bsky.social is following me! It’s like they knew 🥹
Black cat with green eyes lying atop a white pillowcase.
August 25, 2023 at 3:15 PM