Cassandra J. Tastrophe
@cassandratastrophe.bsky.social
Nerd. Communist. She/They, My Knees Hurt. LGBT & Kink Positive. Better than Crimson Skylar at Battletech. Romanticizing Melancholic Solitude
Fried Shrimp!
December 3, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Fried Shrimp!
I will drown you in butter and simmer you in summer wine. I will feast upon your breast in the evening and bask in the warmth of satisfaction.
November 18, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I will drown you in butter and simmer you in summer wine. I will feast upon your breast in the evening and bask in the warmth of satisfaction.
Excuse me my boyfriend ordered no pickles.
November 15, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Excuse me my boyfriend ordered no pickles.
Gator Aid!
November 15, 2025 at 1:31 AM
Gator Aid!
8 am steak!
November 7, 2025 at 4:13 PM
8 am steak!
What's y'alls favorite magic cards? I think this is the one I'm most pleased to own.
November 5, 2025 at 9:34 PM
What's y'alls favorite magic cards? I think this is the one I'm most pleased to own.
I have done up some pretty spick bases for this army if I do say so myself.
November 4, 2025 at 4:57 AM
I have done up some pretty spick bases for this army if I do say so myself.
The art and the artist. (7/10 and [NULL VALUE]/10 respectively)
November 2, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The art and the artist. (7/10 and [NULL VALUE]/10 respectively)
Behold, the Spinny-Saurus
October 31, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Behold, the Spinny-Saurus
Cordelia Clancy is the newest member of the Company. First thing she did when she left the Seventh Andurian Rangers was make sure her Agrotera would never not be seen flying up over the horizon.
September 26, 2025 at 5:04 AM
Cordelia Clancy is the newest member of the Company. First thing she did when she left the Seventh Andurian Rangers was make sure her Agrotera would never not be seen flying up over the horizon.
An offshoot of the Canopian Catgirl Cavalry has arrived to reinforce my Rassalhaugian mercenary force!
The Javelin and the Spider are in lesbians with each other. The pilot of the blackjack is a fabulous twink, and the Rifleman is an absolute bear of a milf who-- wait is this just Lancer?
The Javelin and the Spider are in lesbians with each other. The pilot of the blackjack is a fabulous twink, and the Rifleman is an absolute bear of a milf who-- wait is this just Lancer?
September 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
An offshoot of the Canopian Catgirl Cavalry has arrived to reinforce my Rassalhaugian mercenary force!
The Javelin and the Spider are in lesbians with each other. The pilot of the blackjack is a fabulous twink, and the Rifleman is an absolute bear of a milf who-- wait is this just Lancer?
The Javelin and the Spider are in lesbians with each other. The pilot of the blackjack is a fabulous twink, and the Rifleman is an absolute bear of a milf who-- wait is this just Lancer?
This world fucking sucks. But you make it better just by existing. You fight so, so hard to educate and to lift up, of course it is devastating when the world continues to disappoint you.
Your struggle is not unseen. You are not unheard. None of us are as alone as we think we are.
Your struggle is not unseen. You are not unheard. None of us are as alone as we think we are.
September 9, 2025 at 2:07 PM
This world fucking sucks. But you make it better just by existing. You fight so, so hard to educate and to lift up, of course it is devastating when the world continues to disappoint you.
Your struggle is not unseen. You are not unheard. None of us are as alone as we think we are.
Your struggle is not unseen. You are not unheard. None of us are as alone as we think we are.
Oh we're so back, Comrades.
September 7, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Oh we're so back, Comrades.
After accepting a contract to go protect a child, Blahaj is getting set for deployment.
August 26, 2025 at 3:48 PM
After accepting a contract to go protect a child, Blahaj is getting set for deployment.
Nineteen years ago today Pluto was demoted from Planet to Dwarf Planet. I don't know why this made me sad, but it did. And then a few years later, we got this image and in an equally stupid way, it calmed me.
Pluto might be a dwarf planet, but it's beautiful, nevertheless.
Pluto might be a dwarf planet, but it's beautiful, nevertheless.
August 25, 2025 at 12:52 AM
Nineteen years ago today Pluto was demoted from Planet to Dwarf Planet. I don't know why this made me sad, but it did. And then a few years later, we got this image and in an equally stupid way, it calmed me.
Pluto might be a dwarf planet, but it's beautiful, nevertheless.
Pluto might be a dwarf planet, but it's beautiful, nevertheless.
Unfortunately, the evening ended with a pair of head capped soldiers. The MRB are going to have unpleasant words for the Captain.
August 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Unfortunately, the evening ended with a pair of head capped soldiers. The MRB are going to have unpleasant words for the Captain.
Princess and Fizz were patrolling the outskirts of a minor world the Auric 2 FMF has been contracted to protect when a pair of clan warriors pounced upon the mercenaries.
August 12, 2025 at 1:15 AM
Princess and Fizz were patrolling the outskirts of a minor world the Auric 2 FMF has been contracted to protect when a pair of clan warriors pounced upon the mercenaries.
TEN HOURS LATER
Shred the chuck with two forks. Try not to stick your hand in and devour instantly.
Two slices of provalone in a hoagie roll. Get it SOPPING with the juices. Trust me on this. You want that bread sloppy style. If you're feeling extra dirty, grab some of the meat broth and dunk.
Shred the chuck with two forks. Try not to stick your hand in and devour instantly.
Two slices of provalone in a hoagie roll. Get it SOPPING with the juices. Trust me on this. You want that bread sloppy style. If you're feeling extra dirty, grab some of the meat broth and dunk.
July 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
TEN HOURS LATER
Shred the chuck with two forks. Try not to stick your hand in and devour instantly.
Two slices of provalone in a hoagie roll. Get it SOPPING with the juices. Trust me on this. You want that bread sloppy style. If you're feeling extra dirty, grab some of the meat broth and dunk.
Shred the chuck with two forks. Try not to stick your hand in and devour instantly.
Two slices of provalone in a hoagie roll. Get it SOPPING with the juices. Trust me on this. You want that bread sloppy style. If you're feeling extra dirty, grab some of the meat broth and dunk.
Now. We slosh in 2 cups of beef broth and half a stick of butter, and give it a good swirlabout. to mix everything up. It's that easy. you're done. Set the time for ten hours and go play Twilight Imperium.
July 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Now. We slosh in 2 cups of beef broth and half a stick of butter, and give it a good swirlabout. to mix everything up. It's that easy. you're done. Set the time for ten hours and go play Twilight Imperium.
No. You uneducated peasant. Mr. Esposito is a national treasure. I'm talking about this fucking oily pickily vegetable mix that I am upset I never knew existed until a few months ago. If by some miracle you are reading this, know that I am fully breaking kayfabe to say: this is what makes the dish.
July 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
No. You uneducated peasant. Mr. Esposito is a national treasure. I'm talking about this fucking oily pickily vegetable mix that I am upset I never knew existed until a few months ago. If by some miracle you are reading this, know that I am fully breaking kayfabe to say: this is what makes the dish.
Now we come to the critical element. The flavorful foundation upon which we shall build this Babylonian tower of meat and zest. Half a jar of roughly chopped Giardiniera.
"What" I hear the outcries "The fuck." you proclaim "Is a Jar Din Air Uh? Isn't he that guy from Breaking bad?"
"What" I hear the outcries "The fuck." you proclaim "Is a Jar Din Air Uh? Isn't he that guy from Breaking bad?"
July 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Now we come to the critical element. The flavorful foundation upon which we shall build this Babylonian tower of meat and zest. Half a jar of roughly chopped Giardiniera.
"What" I hear the outcries "The fuck." you proclaim "Is a Jar Din Air Uh? Isn't he that guy from Breaking bad?"
"What" I hear the outcries "The fuck." you proclaim "Is a Jar Din Air Uh? Isn't he that guy from Breaking bad?"
Add half a jar of those little peppers you used to get with pizza that no on ever ate. I used to eat them, at gatherings. I didn't like them but I thought it made me cool. In my adulthood I know better. What makes you cool is knowing the names of dinosaurs and locomotives.
July 27, 2025 at 4:49 AM
Add half a jar of those little peppers you used to get with pizza that no on ever ate. I used to eat them, at gatherings. I didn't like them but I thought it made me cool. In my adulthood I know better. What makes you cool is knowing the names of dinosaurs and locomotives.