Cassandra Featherstone
@cassandrafeatherstone.com
Neurospicy, Bi, ADHD Author 🏳️🌈
WhyChoose/Polyam
Vibrant worlds. Sizzling romance. Boundless Acceptance.
Rep: Laura Pink
WhyChoose/Polyam
Vibrant worlds. Sizzling romance. Boundless Acceptance.
Rep: Laura Pink
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Helloooo…
I’m Cass and I write whychoose romance in ONR, contemporary, fantasy, and dystopian.
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I’m Cass and I write whychoose romance in ONR, contemporary, fantasy, and dystopian.
You can find info on my series at www.cassandrafeatherstone.com
Join my bi-weekly manifesto here:
mailchi.mp/cassandrafea...
Join my serial reading community here:
reamstories.com/cassandrafea...
I swear if people would put HALF the energy of ‘BUT NOT ME’ into actually doing something about whatever injustice it is, we’d actually get somewhere in this damn hellhole.
November 23, 2025 at 11:55 PM
I swear if people would put HALF the energy of ‘BUT NOT ME’ into actually doing something about whatever injustice it is, we’d actually get somewhere in this damn hellhole.
People are fkn exhausting and I am so over it.
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
People are fkn exhausting and I am so over it.
Today, I’m web designer/seo expert, a marketing ad exec, an author, a limping human, a clingy dog mom, a patient parent of a neurodivergent adult kid, and an accountant so far.
It’s only 11 am… being an indie is not for the weak, y’all.
It’s only 11 am… being an indie is not for the weak, y’all.
October 31, 2025 at 4:10 PM
Today, I’m web designer/seo expert, a marketing ad exec, an author, a limping human, a clingy dog mom, a patient parent of a neurodivergent adult kid, and an accountant so far.
It’s only 11 am… being an indie is not for the weak, y’all.
It’s only 11 am… being an indie is not for the weak, y’all.
Just gonna say it… when all your marketing have ‘no [insert queer relationship here], you know who you’re marketing to.
October 29, 2025 at 1:09 PM
Just gonna say it… when all your marketing have ‘no [insert queer relationship here], you know who you’re marketing to.
If you see authors limiting signings/setting boundaries:
1) it’s not your call.
2) bishes are crazy. Authors need to feel safe, too.
3) people have the right to them without explaining their situation, etc, while groveling.
4) we are not machines. Stop reducing us to products you want to consume.
1) it’s not your call.
2) bishes are crazy. Authors need to feel safe, too.
3) people have the right to them without explaining their situation, etc, while groveling.
4) we are not machines. Stop reducing us to products you want to consume.
October 28, 2025 at 4:17 PM
If you see authors limiting signings/setting boundaries:
1) it’s not your call.
2) bishes are crazy. Authors need to feel safe, too.
3) people have the right to them without explaining their situation, etc, while groveling.
4) we are not machines. Stop reducing us to products you want to consume.
1) it’s not your call.
2) bishes are crazy. Authors need to feel safe, too.
3) people have the right to them without explaining their situation, etc, while groveling.
4) we are not machines. Stop reducing us to products you want to consume.
Only in America:
Mom: I have to get this expensive ice thing for after my knee surgery in Dec.
Me: bonus, you’ll get your cost to value when they finally let me do mine. Keep it nice.
My dad: oh, that’s a great plan.
Mom: I have to get this expensive ice thing for after my knee surgery in Dec.
Me: bonus, you’ll get your cost to value when they finally let me do mine. Keep it nice.
My dad: oh, that’s a great plan.
October 26, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Only in America:
Mom: I have to get this expensive ice thing for after my knee surgery in Dec.
Me: bonus, you’ll get your cost to value when they finally let me do mine. Keep it nice.
My dad: oh, that’s a great plan.
Mom: I have to get this expensive ice thing for after my knee surgery in Dec.
Me: bonus, you’ll get your cost to value when they finally let me do mine. Keep it nice.
My dad: oh, that’s a great plan.
This does not bode well for my knees not making me miserable this winter.
October 25, 2025 at 10:57 PM
This does not bode well for my knees not making me miserable this winter.
Authorland is very in their feels about some ugly realizations this past week.
Be kind to your faves, especially romance authors.
We’re having big feels, man.
Be kind to your faves, especially romance authors.
We’re having big feels, man.
October 20, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Authorland is very in their feels about some ugly realizations this past week.
Be kind to your faves, especially romance authors.
We’re having big feels, man.
Be kind to your faves, especially romance authors.
We’re having big feels, man.
The lesson of the week is that while yt women seemingly cannot ever stay cancelled, they sure can attempt to cancel everyone else. 😏
October 18, 2025 at 4:50 PM
The lesson of the week is that while yt women seemingly cannot ever stay cancelled, they sure can attempt to cancel everyone else. 😏
I am so over late stage capitalism.
Aliens, take us away.
Aliens, take us away.
October 10, 2025 at 5:03 PM
I am so over late stage capitalism.
Aliens, take us away.
Aliens, take us away.
The sun even shines on a dog’s ass some days…
Shitty people making a good comment or doing a decent thing does NOT erase their past misdeeds.
Yes, people can grow but… what does the back & forth get them?
I bet it’s more money or power—& that means you’re being conned, friend.
Shitty people making a good comment or doing a decent thing does NOT erase their past misdeeds.
Yes, people can grow but… what does the back & forth get them?
I bet it’s more money or power—& that means you’re being conned, friend.
October 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
The sun even shines on a dog’s ass some days…
Shitty people making a good comment or doing a decent thing does NOT erase their past misdeeds.
Yes, people can grow but… what does the back & forth get them?
I bet it’s more money or power—& that means you’re being conned, friend.
Shitty people making a good comment or doing a decent thing does NOT erase their past misdeeds.
Yes, people can grow but… what does the back & forth get them?
I bet it’s more money or power—& that means you’re being conned, friend.
I do not give a single red raring fuck if my tax dollars go to:
*healthcare for everyone
*college/trade school/etc for everyone
*veteran’s care
*rehabilitation
*housing for everyone
*clean resources & energy
*supporting the arts & education
I’d prefer it, actually.
Stay mad, losers.
*healthcare for everyone
*college/trade school/etc for everyone
*veteran’s care
*rehabilitation
*housing for everyone
*clean resources & energy
*supporting the arts & education
I’d prefer it, actually.
Stay mad, losers.
October 6, 2025 at 3:06 PM
I do not give a single red raring fuck if my tax dollars go to:
*healthcare for everyone
*college/trade school/etc for everyone
*veteran’s care
*rehabilitation
*housing for everyone
*clean resources & energy
*supporting the arts & education
I’d prefer it, actually.
Stay mad, losers.
*healthcare for everyone
*college/trade school/etc for everyone
*veteran’s care
*rehabilitation
*housing for everyone
*clean resources & energy
*supporting the arts & education
I’d prefer it, actually.
Stay mad, losers.
Two things can be true:
You can set boundaries & refuse to be baited on things & it’s fine.
But crowning yourself a political force while making a shit ton of money, then zipping your lips once you have it is hypocritical and says a lot about who you are.
2025 is the year of disappointing people.
You can set boundaries & refuse to be baited on things & it’s fine.
But crowning yourself a political force while making a shit ton of money, then zipping your lips once you have it is hypocritical and says a lot about who you are.
2025 is the year of disappointing people.
October 3, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Two things can be true:
You can set boundaries & refuse to be baited on things & it’s fine.
But crowning yourself a political force while making a shit ton of money, then zipping your lips once you have it is hypocritical and says a lot about who you are.
2025 is the year of disappointing people.
You can set boundaries & refuse to be baited on things & it’s fine.
But crowning yourself a political force while making a shit ton of money, then zipping your lips once you have it is hypocritical and says a lot about who you are.
2025 is the year of disappointing people.
That’s enough internet for the day.
October 1, 2025 at 8:04 PM
That’s enough internet for the day.
Sometimes things just hit you like ‘Oh. Oh. OH.’ and a perspective completely flips.
September 29, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Sometimes things just hit you like ‘Oh. Oh. OH.’ and a perspective completely flips.
September 27, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I know everyone was on put out shoes to troll rapture folks thing but instead I donated gently used ones to the women’s crisis center nearby because mutual aid is more important than trolling nutbags.
September 24, 2025 at 4:47 PM
I know everyone was on put out shoes to troll rapture folks thing but instead I donated gently used ones to the women’s crisis center nearby because mutual aid is more important than trolling nutbags.
I am so tired of living in the absolute donut of all timelines.
Someone send the weasel back into the collider, plz.
Someone send the weasel back into the collider, plz.
September 18, 2025 at 12:58 PM
I am so tired of living in the absolute donut of all timelines.
Someone send the weasel back into the collider, plz.
Someone send the weasel back into the collider, plz.
Today is not a good day for democracy.
September 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Today is not a good day for democracy.
I look forward to everyone in Cincy bitching about a very important toe all week long.
September 16, 2025 at 6:01 PM
I look forward to everyone in Cincy bitching about a very important toe all week long.
I am never a fan of performative time management and the Emmys are unsurprisingly the absolute worst for making people anxious about an award they should be treasuring while ALSO threatening to dock poor kids.
What the actual late stage capitalist bullshit was that shit?
What the actual late stage capitalist bullshit was that shit?
September 15, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I am never a fan of performative time management and the Emmys are unsurprisingly the absolute worst for making people anxious about an award they should be treasuring while ALSO threatening to dock poor kids.
What the actual late stage capitalist bullshit was that shit?
What the actual late stage capitalist bullshit was that shit?
Now that my brain is almost recovered from the con crud, I can focus on the seven demon shifter hybrids cluelessly falling for the girl pretending to be a boy at their demon college again.
Whew.
Whew.
September 8, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Now that my brain is almost recovered from the con crud, I can focus on the seven demon shifter hybrids cluelessly falling for the girl pretending to be a boy at their demon college again.
Whew.
Whew.
OMG, SOME DAY I’LL WAKE UP & NEVER HAVE TO SEE THAT FREAKING FACE IN NEWS AGAIN.
C’mon, Thanatos do your thing.
C’mon, Thanatos do your thing.
September 2, 2025 at 9:28 PM
OMG, SOME DAY I’LL WAKE UP & NEVER HAVE TO SEE THAT FREAKING FACE IN NEWS AGAIN.
C’mon, Thanatos do your thing.
C’mon, Thanatos do your thing.
What @audible is doing to authors and narrators is already criminal—the new structure is highway robbery.
August 26, 2025 at 3:54 PM
What @audible is doing to authors and narrators is already criminal—the new structure is highway robbery.
There is a show about a mystery solving nun on Britbox and I am SETTLED IN for her to school TF out of these post-war men.
August 22, 2025 at 7:58 PM
There is a show about a mystery solving nun on Britbox and I am SETTLED IN for her to school TF out of these post-war men.