⛤ cassandra ⛧
@cass-andr0id.bsky.social
every day is a new opportunity for a spiritual crisis 💖
when ur working on a game about a reverse frat harem and casually just draw man butt for hours. and ur like "I'm working on foreshortening" and ur bf encourages you. I live an awesome life.
September 13, 2025 at 7:09 PM
when ur working on a game about a reverse frat harem and casually just draw man butt for hours. and ur like "I'm working on foreshortening" and ur bf encourages you. I live an awesome life.
I hate how many times I apologized for saying something a little too autistic at a party last night.
September 7, 2025 at 5:37 PM
I hate how many times I apologized for saying something a little too autistic at a party last night.
the way I am literally an NPC mixture of these two
May 24, 2025 at 8:01 AM
the way I am literally an NPC mixture of these two
when an entire team of employees is considering quitting because of how you treat them, maybe reconsider your actions as a manager instead of doubling down
May 2, 2025 at 2:18 AM
when an entire team of employees is considering quitting because of how you treat them, maybe reconsider your actions as a manager instead of doubling down
Quote with a title screen that is important to you
April 6, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Quote with a title screen that is important to you
I am a pretty princess and if you disagree I will find casus belli and declare war and eventually claim your territory. I'm a strategic and calculated princess.
March 15, 2025 at 10:53 PM
I am a pretty princess and if you disagree I will find casus belli and declare war and eventually claim your territory. I'm a strategic and calculated princess.
Personally? I think that gay porn is the backbone of society
March 14, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Personally? I think that gay porn is the backbone of society
my dear, sweet father was shocked to hear that I experienced transphobia bc he thought "people just aren't like that [transphobic] anymore". what an angel.
March 9, 2025 at 7:44 AM
my dear, sweet father was shocked to hear that I experienced transphobia bc he thought "people just aren't like that [transphobic] anymore". what an angel.
If you hate queer people just say so, don't make me jump through hoops for your approval only to be denied on the basis of who I am
March 8, 2025 at 5:18 AM
If you hate queer people just say so, don't make me jump through hoops for your approval only to be denied on the basis of who I am
Wish I could turn down difficulty scaling on life
March 1, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Wish I could turn down difficulty scaling on life
My job involves pretending to be happy and agreeable on demand. I'm used to performance, even when it's not something I want to be doing. I'm good at my job. But it's a farce. I hang up from a call and laugh at how well I tricked them into thinking that I was being nice.
February 20, 2025 at 7:44 AM
My job involves pretending to be happy and agreeable on demand. I'm used to performance, even when it's not something I want to be doing. I'm good at my job. But it's a farce. I hang up from a call and laugh at how well I tricked them into thinking that I was being nice.
a beautiful compliment I received earlier
February 19, 2025 at 6:50 AM
a beautiful compliment I received earlier
I've spent my whole weekend developing the dumbest but most genius project I've ever dreamed up.
I'm not going to drop too many details in case it goes nowhere. But I haven't been this into a creative project in forever.
It's so dumb and horny. I spent hours yesterday sketching bulges and asses.
I'm not going to drop too many details in case it goes nowhere. But I haven't been this into a creative project in forever.
It's so dumb and horny. I spent hours yesterday sketching bulges and asses.
February 17, 2025 at 5:10 AM
I've spent my whole weekend developing the dumbest but most genius project I've ever dreamed up.
I'm not going to drop too many details in case it goes nowhere. But I haven't been this into a creative project in forever.
It's so dumb and horny. I spent hours yesterday sketching bulges and asses.
I'm not going to drop too many details in case it goes nowhere. But I haven't been this into a creative project in forever.
It's so dumb and horny. I spent hours yesterday sketching bulges and asses.
the cozy gamer fb group I'm in won't shut up about the sims 1 and 2 re-releasing. this is truly why I'm still on fb bc I wouldn't have even known
January 31, 2025 at 10:13 PM
the cozy gamer fb group I'm in won't shut up about the sims 1 and 2 re-releasing. this is truly why I'm still on fb bc I wouldn't have even known
things that are easy for most people are not always easy for me, which sucks because I'd love to do more normal people things but it's sometimes just overwhelming
January 26, 2025 at 2:28 AM
things that are easy for most people are not always easy for me, which sucks because I'd love to do more normal people things but it's sometimes just overwhelming
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I feel like writing a poetry book when I should feel like sleeping
January 9, 2025 at 9:15 AM
I feel like writing a poetry book when I should feel like sleeping
Laziness is a virtue and a blessing
December 9, 2024 at 7:17 AM
Laziness is a virtue and a blessing
AI is frighteningly incredible. A few weeks ago I fed it one of my poems and it spat out a fully realized song that is honestly still stuck in my head
October 13, 2024 at 8:59 AM
AI is frighteningly incredible. A few weeks ago I fed it one of my poems and it spat out a fully realized song that is honestly still stuck in my head
sitting at my parents bar with my brother and his wife, she is looking through the bottles on the shelves and picks up a bottle of Bombay Sapphire
me: that is definitely only water in there
she uncorks and smells it
it is indeed definitely only water
me: don't ask me any questions
me: that is definitely only water in there
she uncorks and smells it
it is indeed definitely only water
me: don't ask me any questions
September 2, 2024 at 4:13 AM
sitting at my parents bar with my brother and his wife, she is looking through the bottles on the shelves and picks up a bottle of Bombay Sapphire
me: that is definitely only water in there
she uncorks and smells it
it is indeed definitely only water
me: don't ask me any questions
me: that is definitely only water in there
she uncorks and smells it
it is indeed definitely only water
me: don't ask me any questions
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Nevermind. I totally recommend telling a man how you feel about him.
May 20, 2024 at 4:59 PM
Nevermind. I totally recommend telling a man how you feel about him.
Really wouldn't care so much about being fat if I didn't have the skeletal structure of a 14 year old 5'6 twink. It's so much easier to carry your weight well when your larger parts don't just eclipse the rest of you
June 5, 2024 at 3:59 AM
Really wouldn't care so much about being fat if I didn't have the skeletal structure of a 14 year old 5'6 twink. It's so much easier to carry your weight well when your larger parts don't just eclipse the rest of you
Mother's day is always kind of weird for me
not only is my relationship w my mom very complicated but it's also right before her birthday, and right after (or even the same day as) mine
like damn u really said "no, May is mine"
love her tho
not only is my relationship w my mom very complicated but it's also right before her birthday, and right after (or even the same day as) mine
like damn u really said "no, May is mine"
love her tho
May 12, 2024 at 9:12 PM
Mother's day is always kind of weird for me
not only is my relationship w my mom very complicated but it's also right before her birthday, and right after (or even the same day as) mine
like damn u really said "no, May is mine"
love her tho
not only is my relationship w my mom very complicated but it's also right before her birthday, and right after (or even the same day as) mine
like damn u really said "no, May is mine"
love her tho
let's get real
phobias of clowns, trypophobia, and being grossed out by the word "moist" are all on the same level of basic meme and if you genuinely are uncomfortable with clowns, concentrated patterns of holes, or the word moist, I don't think you can be helped
phobias of clowns, trypophobia, and being grossed out by the word "moist" are all on the same level of basic meme and if you genuinely are uncomfortable with clowns, concentrated patterns of holes, or the word moist, I don't think you can be helped
May 5, 2024 at 7:48 AM
let's get real
phobias of clowns, trypophobia, and being grossed out by the word "moist" are all on the same level of basic meme and if you genuinely are uncomfortable with clowns, concentrated patterns of holes, or the word moist, I don't think you can be helped
phobias of clowns, trypophobia, and being grossed out by the word "moist" are all on the same level of basic meme and if you genuinely are uncomfortable with clowns, concentrated patterns of holes, or the word moist, I don't think you can be helped
the algo thinks I'm into MMA but I'm not mad at seeing half naked muscular guys on the regular so it's chill
April 14, 2024 at 7:49 AM
the algo thinks I'm into MMA but I'm not mad at seeing half naked muscular guys on the regular so it's chill