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Downstairs neighbors are banging on the ceiling like I’m being loud but I haven’t moved from the couch in over 30 minutes
December 18, 2025 at 5:09 AM
Downstairs neighbors are banging on the ceiling like I’m being loud but I haven’t moved from the couch in over 30 minutes
Working “bounce on it” into any sentence has had a chokehold on me today
December 11, 2025 at 12:56 AM
Working “bounce on it” into any sentence has had a chokehold on me today
That’s it. I’m deleting South Carolina
December 5, 2025 at 11:41 PM
That’s it. I’m deleting South Carolina
Vowed to drug myself so I could sleep yet I’ve forgotten once again and have reached the end of the doom
December 4, 2025 at 11:23 AM
Vowed to drug myself so I could sleep yet I’ve forgotten once again and have reached the end of the doom
Tonight’s banger dream was that I was living in a medieval castle as a medieval person until we fought a battle, we thought we had won, until AI powered androids forced everyone out
November 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Tonight’s banger dream was that I was living in a medieval castle as a medieval person until we fought a battle, we thought we had won, until AI powered androids forced everyone out
Just had a dream there was like this gooner gameshow thing at my apartment and now I have a business idea
November 27, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Just had a dream there was like this gooner gameshow thing at my apartment and now I have a business idea
I’ve just awakened from a dream where I went to a y2k inspired camp and it was mad cool. Now I’m sad
November 26, 2025 at 8:52 AM
I’ve just awakened from a dream where I went to a y2k inspired camp and it was mad cool. Now I’m sad
Elphaba threw the first yellow brick at stonewall
November 24, 2025 at 6:07 AM
Elphaba threw the first yellow brick at stonewall
I’m starting a tea company called Faggo
November 14, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’m starting a tea company called Faggo
There’s no orc yaoi on YouTube
November 4, 2025 at 8:47 PM
There’s no orc yaoi on YouTube
I had enough clowning around
November 2, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I had enough clowning around
they call me the captain cause I blow so many guys to smithereens
October 28, 2025 at 3:36 PM
they call me the captain cause I blow so many guys to smithereens
If you rub the cooter of today you have nothing to fret tomorrow
October 26, 2025 at 8:17 AM
If you rub the cooter of today you have nothing to fret tomorrow
I’m soft launching waking up sweaty
October 25, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I’m soft launching waking up sweaty
This platform reminds me of the early days of instagram where everyone had their niche and specific hashtags that I fully did not understand but figured it was good natured. #nostalgia #fatbussybrothers
October 25, 2025 at 1:09 AM
This platform reminds me of the early days of instagram where everyone had their niche and specific hashtags that I fully did not understand but figured it was good natured. #nostalgia #fatbussybrothers
Jamaican version of The Thing called The Ting. I think it would do well
October 22, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Jamaican version of The Thing called The Ting. I think it would do well
The good thing about vampires is that they can remember historical events accurately. Instead of ChatGPT, ask a local nightcrawler
October 11, 2025 at 3:50 PM
The good thing about vampires is that they can remember historical events accurately. Instead of ChatGPT, ask a local nightcrawler
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It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 DICK sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closest hoes 👭😈 that love that DICK 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃 is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸 of the thots!!!
October 1, 2025 at 11:20 AM
It's COCKtober 🍆🎃 u know what that means 👀👅 DICK sucking awareness month 😯🙆🏼👅 send this to 12 of ur closest hoes 👭😈 that love that DICK 🍆🍆🍆💦💦💦 🎃🎃 THOT-O-WEEN 🎃 is upon us !! If you get this message ✉️ you are queen 👸 of the thots!!!
I don’t wanna have to hide autistic trans people in my attic! How annoying is that gonna be ffs! Yes, the nazis can hear your fka twigs from up there
September 23, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I don’t wanna have to hide autistic trans people in my attic! How annoying is that gonna be ffs! Yes, the nazis can hear your fka twigs from up there
How I foresee the US in near future.
Civilians will disappear. The loud voices against the administration.
Because a lot of the loud voices are still right wing it will again be used against the left, although the left is not in power.
Civilians will carry out violence amongst civilians. (1/?)
Civilians will disappear. The loud voices against the administration.
Because a lot of the loud voices are still right wing it will again be used against the left, although the left is not in power.
Civilians will carry out violence amongst civilians. (1/?)
September 19, 2025 at 5:25 PM
How I foresee the US in near future.
Civilians will disappear. The loud voices against the administration.
Because a lot of the loud voices are still right wing it will again be used against the left, although the left is not in power.
Civilians will carry out violence amongst civilians. (1/?)
Civilians will disappear. The loud voices against the administration.
Because a lot of the loud voices are still right wing it will again be used against the left, although the left is not in power.
Civilians will carry out violence amongst civilians. (1/?)
These are the people who made piñatas of a lynched Obama. The people who said “blow up everyone in the Middle East” (quote from a kid in middle school). They say “transgenderism” should be punished. And now they’re going to act like they’re the civil ones when the violence strikes back at them
September 11, 2025 at 1:05 AM
These are the people who made piñatas of a lynched Obama. The people who said “blow up everyone in the Middle East” (quote from a kid in middle school). They say “transgenderism” should be punished. And now they’re going to act like they’re the civil ones when the violence strikes back at them
You can sleep now
May 6, 2025 at 8:30 PM
You can sleep now
I’m starting to think the messiah isn’t coming…
January 28, 2025 at 7:23 PM
I’m starting to think the messiah isn’t coming…
What happened to Caroline polachek?
January 28, 2025 at 12:56 AM
What happened to Caroline polachek?
I’m sorry to these men I don’t know who they are. But apparently I liked them
January 14, 2025 at 11:24 PM
I’m sorry to these men I don’t know who they are. But apparently I liked them