They're funny 'cause they're true.
Stupid deaths, stupid deaths;
Hope next time is not you!
They're funny 'cause they're true.
Stupid deaths, stupid deaths;
Hope next time is not you!
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Physicist: The cup is full; the bottom half contains liquid and the top half contains air.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Physicist: The cup is full; the bottom half contains liquid and the top half contains air.