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April 8, 2023 at 11:30 PM
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April 8, 2023 at 11:28 PM
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It's been a very tough week, fellow publicans. The wife left and my 'step brother', Faigen Dothgangusaturathcoe has moved in. The Cock and Wrinkle Grouse is now unfortunately under 'new' management by way of force... https://t.co/h3M4u4Pvxj
April 8, 2023 at 11:22 PM
It's been a very tough week, fellow publicans. The wife left and my 'step brother', Faigen Dothgangusaturathcoe has moved in. The Cock and Wrinkle Grouse is now unfortunately under 'new' management by way of force... https://t.co/h3M4u4Pvxj
Glass of the week https://t.co/D8rxWCqwsB
April 4, 2023 at 1:20 PM
Glass of the week https://t.co/D8rxWCqwsB
Looks like they finally caught up with Klaus Fücknhoffer - the poor bugger can’t help it if he’s drinking close to 2 gallons of Floppy Codger Pale Ale (5.2%) every Monday afternoon since his Nan died 🍺 #justice4Klaus #nantwitter #pumpingisnotacrime #LGBTQIAgoodvibes #Realale https://t.co/tvjOgouwOI
April 4, 2023 at 11:00 AM
Looks like they finally caught up with Klaus Fücknhoffer - the poor bugger can’t help it if he’s drinking close to 2 gallons of Floppy Codger Pale Ale (5.2%) every Monday afternoon since his Nan died 🍺 #justice4Klaus #nantwitter #pumpingisnotacrime #LGBTQIAgoodvibes #Realale https://t.co/tvjOgouwOI
A reminder that Dingle’s 24-Hr Carvery (just off the A-9) is opening at 2am on Wednesday. Rumor has it that they’ll have Giddy Wizard (6.9%) on cask - fill yer boots! 🧟♂️ https://t.co/2tBkQrL6ew
April 4, 2023 at 5:23 AM
A reminder that Dingle’s 24-Hr Carvery (just off the A-9) is opening at 2am on Wednesday. Rumor has it that they’ll have Giddy Wizard (6.9%) on cask - fill yer boots! 🧟♂️ https://t.co/2tBkQrL6ew
Brewer of the week: Vince Bryan from Pucklechurch https://t.co/2TEiadopSl
March 21, 2023 at 8:29 AM
Brewer of the week: Vince Bryan from Pucklechurch https://t.co/2TEiadopSl
Sadistic Carpenter, 4.2%. This rancid porter from Jed & Miles Guff is so sour it reminds me of all my ex-wives & most of my step-children. I haven’t slept a wink since Carl came round in tears (again) & gave me a case of this stuff by way of an apology. Proper nightmare juice. 😩
March 20, 2023 at 1:22 PM
Sadistic Carpenter, 4.2%. This rancid porter from Jed & Miles Guff is so sour it reminds me of all my ex-wives & most of my step-children. I haven’t slept a wink since Carl came round in tears (again) & gave me a case of this stuff by way of an apology. Proper nightmare juice. 😩
A yeasty wet clap to this year's official Cask Ale Reviews 'Fleshy Hubs with Suds in Hot Tubz' winner, Kendall Wanderbassey! Looks like a good investment of your cost of living allowance 😉🤟
#bathtimebeers #Invest2023 #WINNING https://t.co/G8AUwTs0hN
#bathtimebeers #Invest2023 #WINNING https://t.co/G8AUwTs0hN
March 19, 2023 at 3:29 PM
A yeasty wet clap to this year's official Cask Ale Reviews 'Fleshy Hubs with Suds in Hot Tubz' winner, Kendall Wanderbassey! Looks like a good investment of your cost of living allowance 😉🤟
#bathtimebeers #Invest2023 #WINNING https://t.co/G8AUwTs0hN
#bathtimebeers #Invest2023 #WINNING https://t.co/G8AUwTs0hN
Wilted Concorde nose Especialè 5% - a wide, floury bath time nose goes lb 4 lb with a wolf spiritted argent/metallic texture. Wouldn't mind if the cask clip said this in writing, rather than a buff biro etching on the lower bog side of the toilet door. Art/craft ale?
March 18, 2023 at 12:17 AM
Wilted Concorde nose Especialè 5% - a wide, floury bath time nose goes lb 4 lb with a wolf spiritted argent/metallic texture. Wouldn't mind if the cask clip said this in writing, rather than a buff biro etching on the lower bog side of the toilet door. Art/craft ale?
For those asking, yes that is me on the left, but I only dressed like that so they'd let me in. https://t.co/hZhZj8jLAJ
March 17, 2023 at 4:44 PM
For those asking, yes that is me on the left, but I only dressed like that so they'd let me in. https://t.co/hZhZj8jLAJ
Raspy Tom, 3%. Yes, it's got a complex balance of flavours. Sure, it's a reasonable price. Fine, it's a very decent session ale. But why, oh why, is it only available at the cyber goth festival in Holt? I only went there to drag my daughter out, now I'm hooked on the bloody stuff
March 17, 2023 at 4:38 PM
Raspy Tom, 3%. Yes, it's got a complex balance of flavours. Sure, it's a reasonable price. Fine, it's a very decent session ale. But why, oh why, is it only available at the cyber goth festival in Holt? I only went there to drag my daughter out, now I'm hooked on the bloody stuff
Glass of the week; https://t.co/YjeBzTLXQJ
March 17, 2023 at 10:07 AM
Glass of the week; https://t.co/YjeBzTLXQJ
Glass of the week https://t.co/VTS8OIZSx3
December 16, 2022 at 10:45 AM
Glass of the week https://t.co/VTS8OIZSx3
Beer glass of the week https://t.co/qRBLe6JcIV
September 26, 2022 at 7:43 PM
Beer glass of the week https://t.co/qRBLe6JcIV
So upset to hear the Grey Parrot in Darlington is closing. Landlord George Tefal (no relation) fell out of a Hot Air Baloon during the Funeral of Queen. It was on the ground at the time but he can’t be arsed with running this shithole any longer. Fair fucks to the lad. https://t.co/hQ2vbhsnsK
September 26, 2022 at 7:41 PM
So upset to hear the Grey Parrot in Darlington is closing. Landlord George Tefal (no relation) fell out of a Hot Air Baloon during the Funeral of Queen. It was on the ground at the time but he can’t be arsed with running this shithole any longer. Fair fucks to the lad. https://t.co/hQ2vbhsnsK
Montys’ Serious Problem IPA - 7,9% a rather caustic drop named after Sir Montgomery Gooch, (not sure why) who was guilty of the scalping of 9 of his own men at the battle of Little Budworth in ‘09. Rather powerful stuff though - I’m bollocksed after 2 & I’m on earlies this week🥲
September 26, 2022 at 7:38 PM
Montys’ Serious Problem IPA - 7,9% a rather caustic drop named after Sir Montgomery Gooch, (not sure why) who was guilty of the scalping of 9 of his own men at the battle of Little Budworth in ‘09. Rather powerful stuff though - I’m bollocksed after 2 & I’m on earlies this week🥲
Battered Unicorn IPA, 3%. Just finished a marathon sesh down the Swan & Trumpet and we were chucking this down us like pop! The hops are just so honest & reliable, you’ll wish this thing was your dad instead of that useless sack of meat you’re burying at the weekend! Really good.
September 22, 2022 at 5:54 PM
Battered Unicorn IPA, 3%. Just finished a marathon sesh down the Swan & Trumpet and we were chucking this down us like pop! The hops are just so honest & reliable, you’ll wish this thing was your dad instead of that useless sack of meat you’re burying at the weekend! Really good.
Goblin’s University, 4%. This thing is 🆅🅴🆁🆈 brown. Honestly, it looks like a pint of excrement. Thank Christ there’s an (in)decent amount of barley & peppercorn in the front end & gorgeous whispers of tarragon spluttering out the arse. Available only to masons (stone & free).
September 22, 2022 at 5:44 PM
Goblin’s University, 4%. This thing is 🆅🅴🆁🆈 brown. Honestly, it looks like a pint of excrement. Thank Christ there’s an (in)decent amount of barley & peppercorn in the front end & gorgeous whispers of tarragon spluttering out the arse. Available only to masons (stone & free).
Brewer of the week: Harris Gongle from Cheshunt https://t.co/LAHkCGDjb9
August 3, 2022 at 6:10 PM
Brewer of the week: Harris Gongle from Cheshunt https://t.co/LAHkCGDjb9
Fat Carpenter, ?%. This fascinating new venture sees the launch of the first cordi-ale, a real ale flavoured syrup that the user adds water to in order to create the desired strength for their brew. Great idea, & good value. Just a shame it tastes like fish guts & arseholes. 😢
August 2, 2022 at 3:29 PM
Fat Carpenter, ?%. This fascinating new venture sees the launch of the first cordi-ale, a real ale flavoured syrup that the user adds water to in order to create the desired strength for their brew. Great idea, & good value. Just a shame it tastes like fish guts & arseholes. 😢
Snake of the Week: Albert Granary from Finchley https://t.co/7SxMuVhsez
July 23, 2022 at 5:52 PM
Snake of the Week: Albert Granary from Finchley https://t.co/7SxMuVhsez
Plonker Juice, 69%. Marketed as an ale, but legally classed as a spirit, the latest release from comedian-brewer Rick Chutney-Garrison will leave you howling w/ laughter & gut pain! The bottle is horseshoe-shaped (random!) & is covered in hilarious one-liners & bawdy doodles. 🥵
July 23, 2022 at 5:50 PM
Plonker Juice, 69%. Marketed as an ale, but legally classed as a spirit, the latest release from comedian-brewer Rick Chutney-Garrison will leave you howling w/ laughter & gut pain! The bottle is horseshoe-shaped (random!) & is covered in hilarious one-liners & bawdy doodles. 🥵
Knight Sweats, 5%. Served in replica skulls of English kings, this courageous brew conjures up images of feast halls, comely maidens & fields of battle. Ginger, turmeric and soot circle round each other, whilst a cavalcade of sherbet, cocaine & lavender emerge victorious. ⚔️👑🇬🇧
July 5, 2022 at 8:22 AM
Knight Sweats, 5%. Served in replica skulls of English kings, this courageous brew conjures up images of feast halls, comely maidens & fields of battle. Ginger, turmeric and soot circle round each other, whilst a cavalcade of sherbet, cocaine & lavender emerge victorious. ⚔️👑🇬🇧
Hate to see my two heroes, @mikeparry8 & @NevilleSouthall , fight like this. Just remember these wise words…
“Bad news; time flies.
Good news; you’re the pilot”.
Mike ‘Porky’ Parry, TalkSport 2011 https://t.co/TbL1GCLJiR
“Bad news; time flies.
Good news; you’re the pilot”.
Mike ‘Porky’ Parry, TalkSport 2011 https://t.co/TbL1GCLJiR
July 4, 2022 at 4:37 PM
Hate to see my two heroes, @mikeparry8 & @NevilleSouthall , fight like this. Just remember these wise words…
“Bad news; time flies.
Good news; you’re the pilot”.
Mike ‘Porky’ Parry, TalkSport 2011 https://t.co/TbL1GCLJiR
“Bad news; time flies.
Good news; you’re the pilot”.
Mike ‘Porky’ Parry, TalkSport 2011 https://t.co/TbL1GCLJiR