I think he throws his well-done, ketchup laden steak against the Whitehouse walls.

Get outta here with this union busting BS.

"The pit opened up like a gaping maw and ate the audience whole, prairie rage bleeding from the stage, until it got so wild that someone’s stained menstrual pad literally fell from their shorts in the midst of the fury. The pit continued to churn undeterred, like sharks in freshly chummed water."

It's pretty ironic to discover a pop culture show 7 months late

Great choice of punctuation in that passage.

I think it would serve us well to understand and accept the fact that vast swaths of Americans have not only accepted fascism, they're actively embracing it.