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Card-carrying member of the Loony Left.
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13-year-old Andy Reid looking like a 45-year-old man at the punt, pass, and kick competition. Standing next to an average-sized child.
November 30, 2025 at 11:59 PM
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Adding the word "reënters" to my list of muted words so I don't have to keep seeing Louis CK's stupid fucking face.
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
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An old Tweet from @skullmandible (aka Cohen is a ghost) which reads, "most cutting thing you can say is "who's this clown?" because it implies they're a) a clown & b) not even one of the better-known clowns"
November 27, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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what a run
Screenshot from Wikipedia showing Justin Timberlake's singles chronology: "Dick in a Box" (2006) "What Goes Around... Comes Around" (2006) "Give It to Me" (2007)
November 23, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Guess we'll need to find a new financial strategy.
Chart showing Nancy Pelosi's stock trading activity, showing it beat the market index by almost 500% since 2014, because of all her insider trading and stuff.
November 6, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Baby needs his bottle
A screenshot of an interview with JD Vance. He is slouched in his chair, with a cheap suit and a tie that's too long, and whining like the little baby he is.
October 30, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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Screenshot from the Simpsons of a young girl holding a Malibu Stacy doll. Caption reads "[male voice] My Spidey sense is tingling. Anybody call for a web-slinger?"
October 18, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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You'll need to subscribe to Business in Vancouver to get more insider analysis like this.
Headline from "Business in Vancouver" which reads, "FIFA World Cup will be lucrative for Vancouver-area hotels, says expert."
October 5, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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what do you guys think these electrical receptacles are chatting about
A diagram of various NEMA electrical receptacle types. It kinda looks like they have little faces and are talking to each other.
September 13, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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The worst guy you know just made a good point.
September 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
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Screenshot of an Arrested Development showing Bob Einstein wearing a headset and a baseball hat that reads "Surrogate." The caption reads, "Oh, yes. This is Larry Middleman. He's your father's surrogate."
August 16, 2025 at 9:16 PM
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Screenshot of the Simpsons, showing Homer as former Denver quarterback John Elway. The caption reads, "Thanks to Elway's patented last-second magic, the final score of Super Bowl 30: Denver 7, San Francisco, 56.
August 10, 2025 at 3:18 AM
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Ed Miliband is eating a bacon sandwich awkwardly, and making an embarrassing face.
July 31, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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Not sure if this is the reference that the sock vendor was trying to make, but still a good bit.
A photo of a display of socks at a vendor's stall. A mannequin foot is wearing a sock depicting Marge Simpson's face, which is stretched and distorted in a manner similar to the next image. A screenshot from the Simpsons (a humourous television show) episode "The Last Temptation of Homer" (Season 5, Episode 9). In it, Marge holds up a custom t-shirt she got down at the mall which has an image of her face, however it has been stretched horizontally so the face is badly distorted. The subtitles read "I got two dollars off because mine got smeared."
July 13, 2025 at 8:09 PM
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Impossible to tell which side are the bad guys.....
Gut-wrenching news article with the headline "Israeli airstrike kills nine of Gaza doctor's ten children."
May 25, 2025 at 5:08 AM
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Screenshot of a classic Tweet: "JOE BUCK: Welcome to the top of the 47th [Sun rises] [Sun keeps getting bigger] BUCK: yes [World engulfed by flames] BUCK: oh god yes"
May 25, 2025 at 1:15 AM
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Fat Joe is speaking up for a kindergarten teacher who is allegedly facing criticism from parents because her shapely figure is too much for them to handle. "They're trying to fire her because she too sexy," Fat Joe said when he posted a video on social media. "She too beautiful. She's too curvaceous."
May 18, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Learning about flags
An image of a flag previously used by Florida, featuring the phrase "Let Us Alone."
May 10, 2025 at 2:41 AM
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Heartbreaking: The Worst Person You Know Just Made A Great Point (Onion article)
April 29, 2025 at 4:26 AM
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and another thing: im not mad. please dont put in the newspaper that i got mad.
A tweet from FBI Deputy Director Dan Bongino: "FYI, Adam Goldman of the NY Times is getting ready to run another one of their “journalism” exposé pieces about me spending time in our FBI training facility ground fighting with our dedicated and skilled defensive tactics instructors. Their big news “hook” is that after a solid few rounds of grappling, I injured my shoulder. Because it’s Adam Goldman, you can generally assume he’s wrong, and he is, again. The instructor I was grappling with got the best of me, because he’s incredibly talented. That’s why he’s there. And it was my not an “injury” but a bit of swelling in my right elbow, not shoulder, because I’m 50 years old and I can’t recover like I used to. But I felt it was important to get on the mats any way, because that’s what men do. But Adam doesn’t know much about that. And he never will. Because he’s Adam, from the NY Times. Thanks, Dan"
April 20, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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Screenshot of a Futurama episode showing the "Neutral Planet Embassy" on earth; a bland, grey, square building with a single window and a white flag hung above an uneventful set of entrance doors.
April 4, 2025 at 3:46 PM
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Screenshot from the Simpsons, featuring Grandpa Simpson's lifetime of correspondence. The first example reads, "Mr. Simpson, stop. Your constant letters are becoming a nuisance, stop. If you do not cease I will be forced to pursue legal action, stop. Boris Karloff, Hollywood California."
March 17, 2025 at 3:44 AM
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Screenshot from the Simpsons episode "Bart Gets an Elephant" showing the Democratic party convention in which they have banners reading "we hate life and ourselves" and "we can't govern!"
March 5, 2025 at 4:00 AM
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Screenshot showing the "Jesse Singal Follower" label on Dave Weigel's post.
February 27, 2025 at 4:44 PM
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Image from the movie The Big Lebowski where "The Dude" (Jeff Lebowski) traces over the previous message written in Jackie Treehorn's notebook revealing that it's just a doodle of a man with a large penis
February 22, 2025 at 12:39 AM