Nvm
Turned 25 and Bruce Springsteen immediately started making a lot of sense
January 29, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Nvm
Didn’t make James beard semis I’m going croissant Goggins . Who’s gonna carry the beurre de tourage
January 23, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Didn’t make James beard semis I’m going croissant Goggins . Who’s gonna carry the beurre de tourage
Corporate finance boyfriend vs pastry chef girlfriend
January 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
Corporate finance boyfriend vs pastry chef girlfriend
#tattedbaddie gonna start listening to g eazy
January 15, 2026 at 10:45 PM
#tattedbaddie gonna start listening to g eazy
Blitzed off the crosstown orbit trying to watch analyses of east of Eden
January 12, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Blitzed off the crosstown orbit trying to watch analyses of east of Eden
Bobby weir died today. I’m going 110 on the freeway listening to Estimated Prophet louder than a Chickasaw gardens dad getting the krewe together for a round at MCC
January 11, 2026 at 12:29 AM
Bobby weir died today. I’m going 110 on the freeway listening to Estimated Prophet louder than a Chickasaw gardens dad getting the krewe together for a round at MCC
Covered and smothered in half frozen berry puree, laminated dough on the sheeter, cremeux actively requiring white chocolate, zyn clawing away at my gums, line manager yelling at me over dishes, TV Girl’s “King of Echo Park” playing wistfully in the background
January 7, 2026 at 9:35 PM
Covered and smothered in half frozen berry puree, laminated dough on the sheeter, cremeux actively requiring white chocolate, zyn clawing away at my gums, line manager yelling at me over dishes, TV Girl’s “King of Echo Park” playing wistfully in the background
Thinking this is my best option to make people respect me as 25 year old platinum blonde white girl exec
January 2, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Thinking this is my best option to make people respect me as 25 year old platinum blonde white girl exec
Parents got me a shiesty for Christmas
December 26, 2025 at 6:49 AM
Parents got me a shiesty for Christmas
Gifted my new boyfriend salt and he got me pepper is this fated
December 25, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Gifted my new boyfriend salt and he got me pepper is this fated
The inheritance conversation is the birds and the bees talk of adulthood
December 19, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The inheritance conversation is the birds and the bees talk of adulthood
Zynning in a Scandinavian fashion
December 14, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Zynning in a Scandinavian fashion
No longer a misandrist a man cooked me pork cutlets with orange/shaved brussel slaw accompanied by goat cheese/prosciutto/pistachio dip it’s fuckin over
December 9, 2025 at 6:58 AM
No longer a misandrist a man cooked me pork cutlets with orange/shaved brussel slaw accompanied by goat cheese/prosciutto/pistachio dip it’s fuckin over
I’ll take self-inflicted gunshot wound for 300 Alex
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I’ll take self-inflicted gunshot wound for 300 Alex
My tobacco-chewing Appalachian ancestors smile down upon me as I place cool mint zyn in my upper lip
November 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
My tobacco-chewing Appalachian ancestors smile down upon me as I place cool mint zyn in my upper lip
Turned 25 and Bruce Springsteen immediately started making a lot of sense
October 20, 2025 at 5:30 PM
Turned 25 and Bruce Springsteen immediately started making a lot of sense
Too sensitive for the line🤝too mean for FOH
Pastry👍👍👍👍👍
Pastry👍👍👍👍👍
September 7, 2025 at 1:01 AM
Too sensitive for the line🤝too mean for FOH
Pastry👍👍👍👍👍
Pastry👍👍👍👍👍
Be very suspicious of pastry chefs
June 21, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Be very suspicious of pastry chefs
I’ll be the first to admit that it was evil of me to go to Orange Theory while using crystal deodorant
May 29, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I’ll be the first to admit that it was evil of me to go to Orange Theory while using crystal deodorant
Keep finding myself in the Costco parking lot eating an entire 2lb box of dates
May 9, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Keep finding myself in the Costco parking lot eating an entire 2lb box of dates