Stay home on Thanksgiving, only travel to see family at Christmas. No need to drive all day to see the same people and have basically the same meal twice in two months - just save it for the bigger (in my family at least) holiday.

To every single player, coach, staff, and employee at the @washingtonspirit.com, you embraced this District and gave us something to believe in. Thank you for allowing us to embrace you back. Thank you for giving us that foundation of belief.

We'll be back stronger next year. And we'll dominate.

I’m going with 5 because it’s near impossible to really clean a shag rug. (Source: my cat shit on one recently.)