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Casey Stegman
@caseystegman.com
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Writer of stuff. He/Him. ITW and HWA member. Opinions my own. Rep’d by Dr. Uwe Stender at Triada US: @uwestenderphd.bsky.social

My stuff: caseystegman.com/fiction
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What I’ve been saying
Me with a beard
November 17, 2025 at 11:36 PM
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Absolutely beautiful weekend at the beach. Mid-70s. Sunny. Fantastic.
The pier at Kure Beach in NC.
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 AM
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Re-watched Sinbad’s HOUSEGUEST last night after 25 years and it’s still funny
November 16, 2025 at 6:45 PM
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Kermit throwing up in a toilet
November 14, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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“Casey, did you eat the Batman Returns Cereal?”
November 14, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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I’m no spring chicken, but
Me sitting outside with a dog
November 14, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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What fictional villain traumatized you as a kid?
Wheelers from RETURN TO OZ
November 12, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Occasionally reminded of this 1-star review for the AIR BUD dvd and the 8 people who found it helpful
Jess Not the movie I was expecting or prepared for! Reviewed in the United States on April 12, 2016 I'm not sure who, what, or when this despicable "family" "film" was "made", but I now have a very impressionable little boy asking me all sorts of adult questions that I am not prepared to answer at this point in his life. Sure, if you go by the cover, it looks like a very clever film aimed at young people, but noooooo! Hadn't even heard of Harvey Keitel, but there he was weeping in full view with his genitalia hanging out. But what about that basketball playing pooch, you might ask, does he dunk? Nope, he's not even in the frigging movie. No dogs, no dunking, just Harvey Keitel smoking crack to techno music with a lot of weird religious imagery. I have tears in my eyes right now, because I'm furious, this awful sick movie has planted a very sinister seed in my little Caleb's head, because he apparently thinks he's this vile Air Bud character now. My hands are shaking right now as I type this, but I was making dinner the other night when my little guy came in with his pants off and asked: "what's the point spread on the Dodgers/Cardinals tomorrow?" When I told him that I didn't know, he called me the "C word" and told me he'd be in his room "making some calls, cuz everything is so f***ed up right now!" ATTENTION PRODUCERS OF THIS VILE "FAMILY FILM": HE'S ONLY 8!!!!!!!!! I'm seriously thinking about getting an attorney. 8 people found this helpful Helpful 山 Share Report
November 12, 2025 at 3:20 AM
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Battling Sith Lords and plot holes
Me writing
November 12, 2025 at 2:37 AM
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The first season of HALT AND CATCH FIRE is perfect in every way. (The other seasons are too.)
Halt and Catch Fire
November 12, 2025 at 1:44 AM
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“And James Bond, who did not die.”
Muppet Christmas Carol
November 11, 2025 at 6:28 PM
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Altering this a bit. Since my first book isn’t out yet. Convincing you to read my short story by the first sentence. Share yours if you want!

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The Clown-Head Gumball Machine by Casey Stegman 02/05/25 irst time I saw it was back last March, when me and the crew started casing the Everette branch of SunLand Savings.
November 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
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Lou wishes you a happy happy birthday, Mike!
Dog with a big face who is wrapped in a blanket
November 11, 2025 at 5:12 PM
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Danny Glover on making PREDATOR 2. All I can say is hell yeah. Love the film and Glover.
Then in Predator 2, it was like ‘who’s the baddest cat in your space, and the baddest cat says ‘I’m gonna challenge you.’ Mano y mano. I was the baddest guy in his space. What happens? I kill him, and then the others come around, and I’m like ‘alright…. who’s next?’ (laughs) That’s a form of movie making, a form of storytelling. You see it in the graphic novels, and things like that. I was about 42, 43.. in the best shape in my life, best shape I’ve been in. I was running on the beach, had my training, I was lifting weights a lot more than I am now. I was really feeling it in that movie.
November 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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Hey @schumer.senate.gov
November 11, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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What happened tonight
Ellis from DIE HARD: “Senate Democrats”
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 AM
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They’re all Jerry from FARGO
November 10, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Me answering the next fundraising call
November 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Encouraging
Men under 30 voting for the Democrat in NJ (56%), VA (57%), and NYC (68%)
November 5, 2025 at 1:41 PM
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“I can still smell the onions and mustard, chief.”
Quint from JAWS
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
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Your regular reminder not to mess with orcas
In Mexico, Killer Whales Take Down Great White Sharks A pod of orcas in the Gulf of California has repeatedly hunted juvenile white sharks to feast on their livers.
November 4, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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Me on October 31/Noirvember 1
Jack Nicholson in THE SHINING Jack Nicholson in CHINATOWN
October 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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Meta horror at its finest
Wes Craven’s new nightmare In the mouth of madness
October 31, 2025 at 1:23 AM
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Going to vote for an establishment sexual harasser
End of Breakfast Club
October 30, 2025 at 4:47 PM
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In an alternate dimension, we’re getting served a trailer for the third Dark Universe ensemble film, set to a slow, eerie version of “Monster Mash”
October 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM