Butters is Frank. N. Furter. I have no fucking idea who would be Rocky. Like emotionally it should be Randy but that’s such a weird choice when everyone else is a kid.

The Magenta to Cartman’s Riff would have to be Kyle I think. You want to pick Jimmy for Dr. Everett because it’s low hanging fruit but like Cartman as Eddie it’s wrong — Everett’s deadpan delivery reeks of Craig. Mr. Mackey as the criminologist.

This of course leads to the question of whomst among the South Park characters would be whomst in the Shadowcast. Stan as Brad and Wendy as Janet obviously. Cartman as Riff is better than the more obvious but less interesting Eddie. Kenny would be Eddie, because Eddie dies.

In many ways Eric Adams and Taylor Swift are in sync with one another. They both like to air travel in luxury.

Turns out it’s still pretty fun when they lose lmao get wrekt