Chef’s fucking kiss

[Napoleon looks at himself in the mirror and sees his body morph into a human.]

"What have I done?" he says softly.

There is zero chance they keep the book ending.

We all know how it'll end. Napoleon's gonna see the error of his ways, the pigs start walking on all fours again, the other animals forgive the pigs, they beat the bad corpo lady, and live happily ever after as a communal vegan farm or some shit.

Thoughts and prayers to all of the YouTubers who have to make ad qualifying "Lobo Revealed!" videos today.

Rubio is the one guy in that administration that I’d be interested in having a no bullshit conversation with, because every now and then I see the faintest glimpse Gob Bluth in his eyes.

The last thing those in power would ever want is for poor folks in the trailer parks and poor folks in the projects to get together and start comparing notes.

The guy running the War Department was a what? What the fuck's a Fox News???

Well at least tell me he had a distinguished military career before he-oh, goddamn it, Glenn!

Hang on, Glenn...after I died, half the states seceded, there was a civil war, and afterwards you erected statues...to honor the people...who tried to secede?

What the fuck, Glenn?

…and how old is the age of consent again? That fucking old??? Jesus Christ, Glenn, what was even the point of leaving the Empire?

At least tell me that I can still marry my cousins? Oh, good. Well, there’s that.

This…what did you call it?…an AR-15? *Anyone* can own one of these? You think we wrote the 2nd amendment so that *anyone* could own one *these*?

My Sister Maura
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In the Womb of the Universe
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Tupesto
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Bangzz
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Choan Galvez
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Yoni Den
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(I don't know any of them personally, but I'm 99% sure that they're real people)