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Casey
@caseyguise.bsky.social
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I’m a bit tired actually
📍Maine
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cool cool cool
Denise Richards, with furrowed brow, looking down at something intently
November 13, 2025 at 9:44 PM
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Thinking thoughts
Two shirtless men with short beards kissing passionately in a club bathroom
November 13, 2025 at 9:39 PM
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FUCK
Screenshot of me typing a skeet saying “I love gay people” and there are suggested stickers to add. See next image. Screenshot of me describing the suggested stickers for “gay people” are Trixie Mattel, a vintage drawing of men having s*x, and my friggin face!!
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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I love gay people
Instagram screenshot where the top stories are all close friends. Emojis hide identities of these hot people in my phone
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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Feral! on a Sunday
Parody of Seurat’s Sunday Afternoon on the Island of La Grande Jatte featuring muscly and naked men
November 9, 2025 at 11:01 AM
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Good Sunday morning to you!
November 9, 2025 at 10:56 AM
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November 9, 2025 at 10:51 AM
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“Steal her look!”
November 9, 2025 at 10:14 AM
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Kombucha girl in two photos. One looking disgusted and one considering actually this is yummy.
November 9, 2025 at 10:09 AM
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Little Edie saying It’s very difficult to keep the line between the past and the present.
November 7, 2025 at 9:07 PM
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I LOVE BEING GAY
November 7, 2025 at 3:01 AM
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Ashamed to say my fun water vessel has in fact encouraged me to drink more water
Book cover: How to be a Basic Bitch. The field guide to brunch, lattes, pink fashion, movies, and living the basic bitch lifestyle by Brittney Arel
November 4, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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I’m a delight
Screenshot of a text saying Happy😃Halloween 🎃 you slutty💦slutty GHOULS 👻 time for 🕠 the one day 1️⃣ a year you CAN 👙 dress slutty 😳 without 🚫 an excuse! 👍🏻 SO take out your 🐱 cat ears AND 🐰 bunny tail & hop on 😉 the witches’ broom 🍆 Turn a TRICK or TREAT yourself to that ghost dick👌🏻👻🎉 🤗 Let’s dance around 💃🏼 to throw some A$$ 🍑💦 for the demonic forces of darkness!! 😈 ⚰️ SEND THIS to 📭 every BLOOD-sucking 🍷 soul-stealing 😒 cock-gobbling 🍆 hungry hungry hippo BITCH you know ✌🏻️ to wish them a exorSEXY 💘 night! Get 1️⃣0️⃣ back and you’re 😘😍 the freakiest 💦 MONSTER around 🐊 Get 5️⃣ back 👌🏻 and you’re a 🔥 spicy VAMPIRE Count Sucksalot! Get 0️⃣ back & you 😪 gotta wait for another full moon to get nasty 🌕 🍾 in your bloody gash!👎🏻 HAPPY HOE-LLOWEEN! 🎃
October 31, 2025 at 12:51 PM
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Besties got married at our place yesterday and it was truly iconic, topped off with burlesque dancers at the after party in our barn 🔥
Three photos of two grooms exchanging vows, kissing and holding hands Taper candles with a jazz singer and bassist on stage in the background A woman holds giant pink ostrich feather fans in front of a painting of a woman holding a fan in the 19th century A male burlesque performer in silhouette with arms outstretched above his head and one leg just as high up in the air
October 26, 2025 at 9:05 PM
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Yes
October 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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It’s spooky season so pour one out for the ultimate diva Carrigan Crittenden
Cathy Moriarty as Carignan Crittenden in CASPER, wearing sunglasses and smoking
October 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
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October 20, 2025 at 12:57 PM
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October 19, 2025 at 1:29 PM
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People who post “We said yes to forever” about their second wedding….
Drag queen in clown makeup
October 18, 2025 at 5:24 PM
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Getting my costume ready for @twinpondslodge.bsky.social haunted trail
Black jockstrap with a lace-up crotch Batman mask and cape
October 15, 2025 at 11:30 AM
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Scrolling through my own posts
Gordon Ramsey with captions that say “Delicious. Finally, some good fucking content.”
October 12, 2025 at 3:07 PM
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I am:
⚪ Straight
⚪ Gay
⚪ Bi
🟢
I Am What I Am album cover by Shirley Bassey
October 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
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Him, John Gavin, Cary Grant, Paul Newman…
Hitchcock movie opens and I’m immediately all-in, man. 🥵
October 12, 2025 at 3:15 AM
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October 11, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Y’all… they used AI to put a coloring book activity on my children’s menu. Bleak.
Also what is it??? A quesadilla? A dumpling?
We’re drinking margaritas and coloring it anyway.
A picture of a menu at a Mexican restaurant with a vague coloring book cartoon clearly made by AI, with odd appendages, irrationally holding a guitar
October 11, 2025 at 11:32 PM