Casey Murphy
@casey-murphy.bsky.social
Actor, Arts Professional, Recovery Advocate, and Occasionally Funny Person
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Donald Trump, famously interested in Hillary Clinton’s emails, is probably less than enthusiastic about the release of Jeffrey Epstein’s emails.
November 12, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Donald Trump, famously interested in Hillary Clinton’s emails, is probably less than enthusiastic about the release of Jeffrey Epstein’s emails.
If I had a medical emergency anywhere near RFK Jr., I’d rather have him run away from me than toward me.
November 7, 2025 at 7:24 PM
If I had a medical emergency anywhere near RFK Jr., I’d rather have him run away from me than toward me.
I lived in NYC through Giuliani, Bloomberg, and de Blasio. I wish I still lived there so I could vote for Mamdani today.
November 4, 2025 at 3:59 PM
I lived in NYC through Giuliani, Bloomberg, and de Blasio. I wish I still lived there so I could vote for Mamdani today.
Dick Cheney dying on Election Day 2025 feels like a sign, like the winds are finally shifting.
November 4, 2025 at 3:06 PM
Dick Cheney dying on Election Day 2025 feels like a sign, like the winds are finally shifting.
Safe to say that Donald Trump doesn’t know how The Great Gatsby ends.
November 2, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Safe to say that Donald Trump doesn’t know how The Great Gatsby ends.
Fall in Florida has arrived. The thermostat is reading two degrees below the A/C setting.
November 1, 2025 at 7:59 PM
Fall in Florida has arrived. The thermostat is reading two degrees below the A/C setting.
Jake Tapper and Bill Maher have the same energy. I will not elaborate further.
October 30, 2025 at 5:42 PM
Jake Tapper and Bill Maher have the same energy. I will not elaborate further.
Trump thinking the cognitive tests he’s being given are IQ tests is probably why he’s being given the cognitive tests in the first place.
October 28, 2025 at 11:25 AM
Trump thinking the cognitive tests he’s being given are IQ tests is probably why he’s being given the cognitive tests in the first place.
Wait, so MAGA is cool with Trump posting an AI-generated video of him dumping diarrhea on Americans from a fighter jet, but freaks out when a Canadian politician slightly reorders actual Ronald Reagan quotes about tariffs?
October 27, 2025 at 12:33 PM
Wait, so MAGA is cool with Trump posting an AI-generated video of him dumping diarrhea on Americans from a fighter jet, but freaks out when a Canadian politician slightly reorders actual Ronald Reagan quotes about tariffs?
“Seven minutes to rob the Louvre,” he whispers to himself before starting his toddler’s bedtime routine.
October 26, 2025 at 2:32 AM
“Seven minutes to rob the Louvre,” he whispers to himself before starting his toddler’s bedtime routine.
Trump announced 100% tariffs on imported pharmaceutical drugs.
Five days later, he introduced “TrumpRx” to sell drugs directly to consumers, as well as a deal with Pfizer allowing them to avoid said tariffs for three years.
Trump is, and always has been, a grifter.
Five days later, he introduced “TrumpRx” to sell drugs directly to consumers, as well as a deal with Pfizer allowing them to avoid said tariffs for three years.
Trump is, and always has been, a grifter.
October 1, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Trump announced 100% tariffs on imported pharmaceutical drugs.
Five days later, he introduced “TrumpRx” to sell drugs directly to consumers, as well as a deal with Pfizer allowing them to avoid said tariffs for three years.
Trump is, and always has been, a grifter.
Five days later, he introduced “TrumpRx” to sell drugs directly to consumers, as well as a deal with Pfizer allowing them to avoid said tariffs for three years.
Trump is, and always has been, a grifter.
Trump: “I am ordering my Administration to declassify and release all Government Records related to Amelia Earhart.”
Yes, people are totally asking for the release of the Earhart files. Hey, while you’re in the “E” drawer, go ahead and grab the Epstein files, too.
Yes, people are totally asking for the release of the Earhart files. Hey, while you’re in the “E” drawer, go ahead and grab the Epstein files, too.
September 27, 2025 at 6:36 PM
Trump: “I am ordering my Administration to declassify and release all Government Records related to Amelia Earhart.”
Yes, people are totally asking for the release of the Earhart files. Hey, while you’re in the “E” drawer, go ahead and grab the Epstein files, too.
Yes, people are totally asking for the release of the Earhart files. Hey, while you’re in the “E” drawer, go ahead and grab the Epstein files, too.
In the span of three days, Disney won five Emmys for Andor (a show about resisting fascism) and then suspended Jimmy Kimmel (for resisting fascism).
September 21, 2025 at 10:18 PM
In the span of three days, Disney won five Emmys for Andor (a show about resisting fascism) and then suspended Jimmy Kimmel (for resisting fascism).
We used to have smoking sections in restaurants, ashtrays on planes, and cigarette vending machines. But not anymore.
Do some people still smoke? Sure. Do fewer people smoke? Yes. Limiting access and availability can reduce overall societal harm.
This post is about guns.
Do some people still smoke? Sure. Do fewer people smoke? Yes. Limiting access and availability can reduce overall societal harm.
This post is about guns.
July 30, 2025 at 2:36 AM
We used to have smoking sections in restaurants, ashtrays on planes, and cigarette vending machines. But not anymore.
Do some people still smoke? Sure. Do fewer people smoke? Yes. Limiting access and availability can reduce overall societal harm.
This post is about guns.
Do some people still smoke? Sure. Do fewer people smoke? Yes. Limiting access and availability can reduce overall societal harm.
This post is about guns.
Remember the first Trump administration, when Jeffrey Epstein said he was DJT’s “closest friend,” and then mysteriously died in jail awaiting trial? And remember February, when the Epstein client list was on Pam Bondi’s desk, and then mysteriously didn’t exist anymore?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
July 13, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Remember the first Trump administration, when Jeffrey Epstein said he was DJT’s “closest friend,” and then mysteriously died in jail awaiting trial? And remember February, when the Epstein client list was on Pam Bondi’s desk, and then mysteriously didn’t exist anymore?
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Pepperidge Farm remembers.
Me: *burps loudly*
Me to my 3yo: Was that you?
3yo: No. I do little burps.
Me: I know. I was joking.
3yo: Why did you say that?
Me: I was being funny.
3yo: But I’m not laughing.
Me: …
3yo: See? I’m not laughing, am I?
Me: Uh … no. Sorry.
Me to my 3yo: Was that you?
3yo: No. I do little burps.
Me: I know. I was joking.
3yo: Why did you say that?
Me: I was being funny.
3yo: But I’m not laughing.
Me: …
3yo: See? I’m not laughing, am I?
Me: Uh … no. Sorry.
July 13, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Me: *burps loudly*
Me to my 3yo: Was that you?
3yo: No. I do little burps.
Me: I know. I was joking.
3yo: Why did you say that?
Me: I was being funny.
3yo: But I’m not laughing.
Me: …
3yo: See? I’m not laughing, am I?
Me: Uh … no. Sorry.
Me to my 3yo: Was that you?
3yo: No. I do little burps.
Me: I know. I was joking.
3yo: Why did you say that?
Me: I was being funny.
3yo: But I’m not laughing.
Me: …
3yo: See? I’m not laughing, am I?
Me: Uh … no. Sorry.
MAGA appears to be turning on Trump over the Jeffrey Epstein situation. We are deep jn “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” territory here.
July 13, 2025 at 12:29 AM
MAGA appears to be turning on Trump over the Jeffrey Epstein situation. We are deep jn “the enemy of my enemy is my friend” territory here.
BREAKING: The Swamp of Sadness from The NeverEnding Story has endorsed Cuomo
June 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
BREAKING: The Swamp of Sadness from The NeverEnding Story has endorsed Cuomo
If a ceasefire is declared in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it even count?
June 24, 2025 at 12:21 PM
If a ceasefire is declared in a forest and no one is around to hear it, does it even count?
Flying Tampa to Yampa today (TPA to HDN)
It’s a contender for the funniest-sounding route one can take on United Airlines.
It’s a contender for the funniest-sounding route one can take on United Airlines.
June 8, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Flying Tampa to Yampa today (TPA to HDN)
It’s a contender for the funniest-sounding route one can take on United Airlines.
It’s a contender for the funniest-sounding route one can take on United Airlines.
My 3yo: “You have a little boy car. Mommy has a big girl car.”
Is she insulting me or my Honda Civic?
Is she insulting me or my Honda Civic?
June 5, 2025 at 12:11 PM
My 3yo: “You have a little boy car. Mommy has a big girl car.”
Is she insulting me or my Honda Civic?
Is she insulting me or my Honda Civic?
Can confirm:
Sinners is as good as you’ve heard it is
Sinners is as good as you’ve heard it is
May 25, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Can confirm:
Sinners is as good as you’ve heard it is
Sinners is as good as you’ve heard it is
The word “vacuum” looks like it’s spelled wrong; the fact that it has the letter “u” twice in a row is upsetting.
May 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
The word “vacuum” looks like it’s spelled wrong; the fact that it has the letter “u” twice in a row is upsetting.
”Have a TARIFF-IC week, everyone!”
-The White House, probably
-The White House, probably
April 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
”Have a TARIFF-IC week, everyone!”
-The White House, probably
-The White House, probably
United Airlines ruined Rhapsody in Blue for an entire generation
April 7, 2025 at 12:41 PM
United Airlines ruined Rhapsody in Blue for an entire generation