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The three wise men visit Joseph and Mary in the stable to see the newborn son. The extremely tall wise man hits his head on the door frame and exclaims, “Jesus Christ!” Joseph looks at Mary and says, “Write that down—that’s much better than Clyde.”

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A small boy swallows some coins and is taken to a hospital. When his grandmother telephones to ask how he is, the nurse tells her, “No change yet.”

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My reality check just bounced.

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Help stamp out and eradicate superfluous redundancy.

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Jesus saves, passes to Moses; shoots, scores!

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Entropy isn't what it used to be.

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The odd thing about parenting is that by the time you are experienced at your job, you are unemployed.

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I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.

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Dyslexics have more fnu.

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