We made Cascarones for Easter!

When I need a giggle I think of "synthetic mythrill"

Small doodle for @raincoatrodent.bsky.social bc they always leave super super kind comments <:Dc

I hope I can give u a lil Happiness back!

#pokemon #pokemondoodle

I love pink I love hearts I love cherry blossoms I LOVE RAICHU

(2020) Pucker up, Buttercup! Happy Valentines Day!

Rat bastards unscrewed the treat container last night

A good sunday

Me after 3 days of an itchy nose throat ears eyes: It's not the outside giving me allergies, so tomorrow I'm going to drink the rest of the lemonade and see if that's what's giving me allergies
BF: I'm going to chug it all right now so you stop running experiments on yourself
Me: but how will I KNOW

Never feel bad about your dnd rolls again. This just happened in my campaign

If you suck at cleaning buy a maid uniform. Put it on. That's the bitch that cleans, not the name on the bills.

Me as a player: no we need to be the good guys
Me as a dm: I'm going to be evil and yall are gonna like it.

@courtneylolo27.bsky.social I followed you on tiktok I'll follow you to the ends of the earth

Today in DnD
Dragon: for killing that party you can have 1 of any treasure in my cave.
My character: Is your heart not a treasure???

Anyways I seduced the dragon.

When me and my bf first started dating he had JUST learned that there are different breeds of apples. He just assumed it was luck of the draw if you'd get a good or bad tasting one.

"Maybe if I lick my empty bowl Mom will feed me ten minutes early" (he's right)

My special talent is putting off work because it seems too big only to finish it in 15min where I proceed to sit and gaze off at the dumb dumb i am.

Good morning from @altyellonatpark.org

With enough hope (and force) anything is possible

Satan would take a swig of Beverly and curse God for giving humans free will