Cary Kingdom
@carykingdom.bsky.social
"His mind wanders."
-First-grade parent teacher conference
Writer of games, theater, a few tv competition shows, and LARP. Opinions expressed are solely my own or those of my houseplants. (He/Him)
-First-grade parent teacher conference
Writer of games, theater, a few tv competition shows, and LARP. Opinions expressed are solely my own or those of my houseplants. (He/Him)
I refuse to pick between theme and synergy.
November 7, 2025 at 6:47 AM
I refuse to pick between theme and synergy.
Nickelodeon likely gives specific screengrabs for partners to use... e.g. this card from a different TCG.
But the SAME tcg using the same art twice is WILD.
But the SAME tcg using the same art twice is WILD.
November 6, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Nickelodeon likely gives specific screengrabs for partners to use... e.g. this card from a different TCG.
But the SAME tcg using the same art twice is WILD.
But the SAME tcg using the same art twice is WILD.
Thinking about my birthday tomorrow, and age in general: one of my favorite tropes is "hollywood ages up the character into a hideous old crone, then in real life they age and look lovely."
November 5, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Thinking about my birthday tomorrow, and age in general: one of my favorite tropes is "hollywood ages up the character into a hideous old crone, then in real life they age and look lovely."
Columbo reruns mostly hold up great, then you run into this dude from the Caliphate of New Hampshire.
November 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Columbo reruns mostly hold up great, then you run into this dude from the Caliphate of New Hampshire.
I took two separate naps yesterday.
November 3, 2025 at 7:06 PM
I took two separate naps yesterday.
Me: When I cast it, I like to say "I summon the Baha Men!"
@moxreuby.bsky.social: Which makes sense, because it costs 9 and there are 9 members of the Baha Men.
Me: Ah yes, as there are 3 Baha Elves and 7 Baha Dwarves.
Reuben: But they were all of them deceived, because another Baha was made...
@moxreuby.bsky.social: Which makes sense, because it costs 9 and there are 9 members of the Baha Men.
Me: Ah yes, as there are 3 Baha Elves and 7 Baha Dwarves.
Reuben: But they were all of them deceived, because another Baha was made...
October 25, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Me: When I cast it, I like to say "I summon the Baha Men!"
@moxreuby.bsky.social: Which makes sense, because it costs 9 and there are 9 members of the Baha Men.
Me: Ah yes, as there are 3 Baha Elves and 7 Baha Dwarves.
Reuben: But they were all of them deceived, because another Baha was made...
@moxreuby.bsky.social: Which makes sense, because it costs 9 and there are 9 members of the Baha Men.
Me: Ah yes, as there are 3 Baha Elves and 7 Baha Dwarves.
Reuben: But they were all of them deceived, because another Baha was made...
Adventures in "high intelligence, low wisdom":
Fact 1: I'm an itchy moron.
Fact 2: Poison ivy oil is photodegradable, meaning it breaks down in UV light!
Fact 1: I'm an itchy moron.
Fact 2: Poison ivy oil is photodegradable, meaning it breaks down in UV light!
October 20, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Adventures in "high intelligence, low wisdom":
Fact 1: I'm an itchy moron.
Fact 2: Poison ivy oil is photodegradable, meaning it breaks down in UV light!
Fact 1: I'm an itchy moron.
Fact 2: Poison ivy oil is photodegradable, meaning it breaks down in UV light!
When I wake up from a nap and my gf has crucial news about Taylor Swift's next album
September 23, 2025 at 6:32 AM
When I wake up from a nap and my gf has crucial news about Taylor Swift's next album
Look kids, a button that does nothing!
Aaaaaand back in the queue for an hour.
#SecretLair #MagictheGathering #Spider-Man
Aaaaaand back in the queue for an hour.
#SecretLair #MagictheGathering #Spider-Man
September 22, 2025 at 4:35 PM
Look kids, a button that does nothing!
Aaaaaand back in the queue for an hour.
#SecretLair #MagictheGathering #Spider-Man
Aaaaaand back in the queue for an hour.
#SecretLair #MagictheGathering #Spider-Man
My folklore research has led me to this:
September 11, 2025 at 6:07 AM
My folklore research has led me to this:
From my mother: "Nico is sleeping with his paw on his biscuit so the girls don't steal it."
August 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
From my mother: "Nico is sleeping with his paw on his biscuit so the girls don't steal it."
Caught me red-handed, @hankgreen.bsky.social!
August 25, 2025 at 2:16 PM
Caught me red-handed, @hankgreen.bsky.social!
When the graphic design says "I am a manly power tool take me seriously" but the brand name says "elephant Muppet with a head cold."
August 20, 2025 at 6:20 PM
When the graphic design says "I am a manly power tool take me seriously" but the brand name says "elephant Muppet with a head cold."
A fun interaction while comparing old cosplays.
July 27, 2025 at 11:57 PM
A fun interaction while comparing old cosplays.
July 21, 2025 at 3:48 PM
UPDATE:
NATURE'S. SLOWEST. BIRD.
NATURE'S. SLOWEST. BIRD.
July 18, 2025 at 1:12 AM
UPDATE:
NATURE'S. SLOWEST. BIRD.
NATURE'S. SLOWEST. BIRD.
Huh, I guess @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social was right. 🦉
July 16, 2025 at 10:04 PM
Huh, I guess @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social was right. 🦉
Thank you, Habitica and Finch productivity apps, for these perfect layups.
July 15, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Thank you, Habitica and Finch productivity apps, for these perfect layups.
A creek is no kingdom, but it's still pretty cool. ⛲
July 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
A creek is no kingdom, but it's still pretty cool. ⛲
Weird things are happening.
June 28, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Weird things are happening.
And her next vehicles commander won't have to!
June 21, 2025 at 9:06 PM
And her next vehicles commander won't have to!
