Anyone else seeing these critters coming up from the ground?

Chart explained: My first awareness of Tesla was getting behind a Model S in 2014 at a stop sign and thinking, “Cool, what is that?” That was the beginning of a long journey to self-enlightenment. Now I wouldn’t take one if you paid me.

Can you smell that? Lilacs in bloom in Kentucky…

My wife enjoying some quiet time with our first grandchild.

My dog is distraught. Her primary food source, the 14 inches of snow that fell almost a month ago, has nearly vanished. Oh well, back to dog food.

I couldn’t stand it anymore. My feet were so cold I felt like I was standing barefoot on a frozen lake! So I put on these nice, warm, woolen socks. Now my feet are a rage of boiling lava, like I’m standing on the sun. Hmm.

My wife still hasn’t responded yet and it’s been 10 minutes. I hope I don’t end up with a damn red delicious.

Cat elbows are not always available for viewing.

Actual photo of me starting my new work week