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carter
@carxter.bsky.social
21 | los angeles | 🇪🇺🇨🇴🇱🇧
internet court jester
i just started season 3 of wheel of time and i still don’t know wtf is going on i only watch bc rosamund pike serves
April 29, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i want a love as consistent as my iPhone fatshaming me daily for not closing my rings
April 29, 2025 at 5:41 PM
can i start putting tariffs on China everyone is doing it and i feel a bit excluded :(
April 28, 2025 at 3:14 AM
rediscovering this app after 4 months how are we my oomves of old
April 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
in the mood to doordash something i will regret later like gluten-free ihop pancakes with that motor oil syrup
December 18, 2024 at 2:23 AM
i love studying political science like i have become the woke caricature Fox News fears

“intersectional” “BIPOC” “decolonize”
“positionality”ing my way to a degree
December 18, 2024 at 1:54 AM
born to “hey girlqueen pussyboss”
forced to “hope this email finds you well”
December 9, 2024 at 5:15 AM
it’s share your hobbies sunday everyone! 😍

i am at my limit with trends involving male genitalia
December 9, 2024 at 3:45 AM
how do i explain to my parents that this is my true dream job
December 7, 2024 at 7:45 PM
if this queen was on your wrapped our wedding is next week
December 4, 2024 at 7:13 PM
my spotify wrapped looks so weird this year bc most of my listening was on youtube playing nightcore versions of songs that should NOT be sped up
December 4, 2024 at 2:56 PM
“white people don’t have culture” oh yeah? then explain this
December 3, 2024 at 1:13 AM
unironically i wish vaccines did give you 5G like shots in both arms please
December 2, 2024 at 8:54 PM
who’s celebrating wearing pants wednesday?! #WPW 👖💙
December 2, 2024 at 7:39 PM
this is how it feels like to get a hinge like from someone beautiful but “Not Political” or “Moderate”
December 2, 2024 at 4:48 PM
BREAKING: President-elect Trump announces plan to ban queer men from wearing black mesh tops via executive order.

LGBTQ+ groups applauded the move, with one insider saying, “About time, henny.”
December 2, 2024 at 4:21 AM
nothing tickles me more than a white woman university administrator signing her email as “she/ella”
December 2, 2024 at 2:24 AM
king george before his coronation in 1761
December 2, 2024 at 1:59 AM
japanese tradition also says to comment your mother’s maiden name for extra luck 🇯🇵 share down below! 🌸
December 2, 2024 at 1:16 AM
bought an “imax with laser” ticket and was very disappointed to find i still had body hair after the screening
December 1, 2024 at 11:42 PM
if you started a substack just know your ego is so large it exerts its own gravitational field
December 1, 2024 at 10:46 PM
(reposting a grainy tumblr screenshot) i acknowledge my presence on the ancestral territory of millennial women
December 1, 2024 at 4:22 PM
why are all restaurants the same now like wtf does this even MEAN
December 1, 2024 at 2:13 AM
the sun at 4pm
December 1, 2024 at 1:05 AM
enough of hinge likes saying “you’re so pretty”… tell me how many bushels of grain you’d bring me and how many fiefdoms you’d conquer in my name
November 30, 2024 at 11:34 PM