Jesus Christ, are there any good modern examples of this genre or can we put it to bed? This reminds me of that asshole who wrote the Kobe Bryant and COVID day zero Faces of Death essays.

Staminum?

I hope Bok doesn't die.

Have you seen Act of Violence? It's got inveterate weirdo Van Heflin, Robert Ryan, and Janet Leigh! Real postwar angst!

Worms is such a banger

I worked at the Whole Foods he shopped at in Chicago. Dude's a prick, always trying to cadge free vegan cupcakes. Get off of Ione Skye's lawn, ya creep.