Seb
@carvott.bsky.social
Dad of a monster and a princess. Civil Engineer. Weeb. Adopted Yorkshireman.
Dude. Twas a good show 😁👍. Hungover as fuck now though...
November 17, 2025 at 9:10 AM
Dude. Twas a good show 😁👍. Hungover as fuck now though...
Parked up in Glasgow. Admiring a nice church. Can't get the passes at the GFT until 1pm.
October 31, 2025 at 12:43 PM
Parked up in Glasgow. Admiring a nice church. Can't get the passes at the GFT until 1pm.
What an hour of DDR looks like in your mid 40s.
Finished the day on expert Can't stop falling in love (speed remix). The one that destroyed my knees 23 years ago on euromix2.
It still destroys my knees.
Finished the day on expert Can't stop falling in love (speed remix). The one that destroyed my knees 23 years ago on euromix2.
It still destroys my knees.
October 30, 2025 at 4:29 PM
What an hour of DDR looks like in your mid 40s.
Finished the day on expert Can't stop falling in love (speed remix). The one that destroyed my knees 23 years ago on euromix2.
It still destroys my knees.
Finished the day on expert Can't stop falling in love (speed remix). The one that destroyed my knees 23 years ago on euromix2.
It still destroys my knees.
A 41 year old bloke plays classic DDR songs (2nd mix to Max2). Full combos them on expert... Then dies in a sweaty mess after 12 songs.
Medically needed pint.
Medically needed pint.
October 30, 2025 at 3:32 PM
A 41 year old bloke plays classic DDR songs (2nd mix to Max2). Full combos them on expert... Then dies in a sweaty mess after 12 songs.
Medically needed pint.
Medically needed pint.
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
October 30, 2025 at 10:57 AM
If you see this, I implore you to post a pic from your device without context.
I am a responsible parent.
October 25, 2025 at 3:49 PM
I am a responsible parent.
Can't have food today due to the bowel prep ahead of tomorrow's procedures... But the cats felt that I needed feeding.
Good kitties
Good kitties
October 22, 2025 at 7:00 AM
Can't have food today due to the bowel prep ahead of tomorrow's procedures... But the cats felt that I needed feeding.
Good kitties
Good kitties
First beer in two months.
I chose wisely
I chose wisely
October 11, 2025 at 5:19 PM
First beer in two months.
I chose wisely
I chose wisely
The baby is now walking. Friday, not walking. Then it started like a light switch. She is now chasing the cats.
Cats have now finally discovered why we bought them a relaxation tower in a room with their food and a closable door away from baby hands.
Cats have now finally discovered why we bought them a relaxation tower in a room with their food and a closable door away from baby hands.
October 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
The baby is now walking. Friday, not walking. Then it started like a light switch. She is now chasing the cats.
Cats have now finally discovered why we bought them a relaxation tower in a room with their food and a closable door away from baby hands.
Cats have now finally discovered why we bought them a relaxation tower in a room with their food and a closable door away from baby hands.
I taught the boy about the thagomizer today.
He is telling everyone what it is.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thagomi...
He is telling everyone what it is.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thagomi...
October 5, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I taught the boy about the thagomizer today.
He is telling everyone what it is.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thagomi...
He is telling everyone what it is.
en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thagomi...
I was going to post these on reddit, but I can't work out how.
These are from the Queensferry Crossing in Edinburgh. The day before the final piece and jacking was done to close up the final gap.
Also the highest john in Europe at the time.
These are from the Queensferry Crossing in Edinburgh. The day before the final piece and jacking was done to close up the final gap.
Also the highest john in Europe at the time.
September 28, 2025 at 6:46 PM
I was going to post these on reddit, but I can't work out how.
These are from the Queensferry Crossing in Edinburgh. The day before the final piece and jacking was done to close up the final gap.
Also the highest john in Europe at the time.
These are from the Queensferry Crossing in Edinburgh. The day before the final piece and jacking was done to close up the final gap.
Also the highest john in Europe at the time.
Took the boy to Namco Station at Trafford centre. Still great but is 95% ticket machines now. Played a tenner on those, he won sweets. THEN WE DESTROYED A BUNCH OF KIDS ON THE DODGEMS. Zach has his evil cackle sorted. He picked targets as I weaved in between the bady driven dodgems.
Incredible fun
Incredible fun
September 7, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Took the boy to Namco Station at Trafford centre. Still great but is 95% ticket machines now. Played a tenner on those, he won sweets. THEN WE DESTROYED A BUNCH OF KIDS ON THE DODGEMS. Zach has his evil cackle sorted. He picked targets as I weaved in between the bady driven dodgems.
Incredible fun
Incredible fun
More calpol. More napping on the shoulder. ❤️❤️
August 17, 2025 at 12:06 PM
More calpol. More napping on the shoulder. ❤️❤️
Been me and this munchkin since 6.
She isn't well. Poor little bun.
She isn't well. Poor little bun.
August 17, 2025 at 7:21 AM
Been me and this munchkin since 6.
She isn't well. Poor little bun.
She isn't well. Poor little bun.
Two bottles finally finished. Been drinking these since we first met. Got to enjoy them together. Two kids, two houses together in that time.
Bloody hell does time fly.
Bex 💗💗💗
Bloody hell does time fly.
Bex 💗💗💗
August 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Two bottles finally finished. Been drinking these since we first met. Got to enjoy them together. Two kids, two houses together in that time.
Bloody hell does time fly.
Bex 💗💗💗
Bloody hell does time fly.
Bex 💗💗💗
Interesting reminder. Two years ago I drove from Leeds to Manchester to Dover, to Brittany. Destroyed my turbo charger. Average speed of 90mph. And still missed my dad dying by 30 mins.
Should have taken the tunnel.
Should have taken the tunnel.
July 26, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Interesting reminder. Two years ago I drove from Leeds to Manchester to Dover, to Brittany. Destroyed my turbo charger. Average speed of 90mph. And still missed my dad dying by 30 mins.
Should have taken the tunnel.
Should have taken the tunnel.
Blueberry. Fruit. Beer.
It's what I imagine willy wonka would make. Expecting weird gastric distress any time now.
It's what I imagine willy wonka would make. Expecting weird gastric distress any time now.
July 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Blueberry. Fruit. Beer.
It's what I imagine willy wonka would make. Expecting weird gastric distress any time now.
It's what I imagine willy wonka would make. Expecting weird gastric distress any time now.
No cheating. Post that damn lock screen. (go via android settings, lock screen, customise, preview)
Mine needs a better family photo with two kids!
Mine needs a better family photo with two kids!
July 26, 2025 at 5:10 PM
No cheating. Post that damn lock screen. (go via android settings, lock screen, customise, preview)
Mine needs a better family photo with two kids!
Mine needs a better family photo with two kids!
This cat literally doesn't give a shit.
July 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
This cat literally doesn't give a shit.
You know when Marco, the great mouse destroyer, is in the back garden.
The local magpies are going apeshit.
They HATE that cat...
The local magpies are going apeshit.
They HATE that cat...
July 6, 2025 at 9:34 AM
You know when Marco, the great mouse destroyer, is in the back garden.
The local magpies are going apeshit.
They HATE that cat...
The local magpies are going apeshit.
They HATE that cat...
One child is running around soaking as many people as possible in the splash zone pool. Whereas I am hiding and snuggling with baby girl as she didn't like the cold water 🤣.
Itsa hard life.
Wish I had a beer.
Itsa hard life.
Wish I had a beer.
June 23, 2025 at 11:34 AM
One child is running around soaking as many people as possible in the splash zone pool. Whereas I am hiding and snuggling with baby girl as she didn't like the cold water 🤣.
Itsa hard life.
Wish I had a beer.
Itsa hard life.
Wish I had a beer.
*looks at people with time to study in the evenings... *
June 17, 2025 at 7:58 PM
*looks at people with time to study in the evenings... *