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carvedbywater.bsky.social
L.R. Carver (It's in the Water) 🇨🇦📖
@carvedbywater.bsky.social
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🔞 Writer, NSFW original and fanwork, multifandom, multiship (FF7, FF8, TRON, Lost in Space, JJK) 🇨🇦

Published Works: https://lrcarver.com/
Fanworks: https://archiveofourown.org/users/its_in_the_water/profile
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carvedbywater.bsky.social
For anyone looking for a light, smutty #Tron fic of the #ENCOMTrio, I got you.

🔗 archiveofourown.org/works/73394516 🔗

#fanfiction #Tron1982 #LoraBaines #KevinFlynn #AlanBradley #threesome #MMF #writing #HighScore
An image of Kevin, Lora, and Flynn at the arcade Snapshot of the fic description No Archive Warnings ApplyLora Baines-Bradley/Alan Bradley/Kevin FlynnKevin FlynnAlan BradleyLora Baines-BradleySmutThreesome - F/M/MOral SexHand JobsVaginal FingeringIntercrural SexAbuse of an arcade gameSorry Tron Summary Flynn and Lora help Alan break in Flynn’s newest addition to the Arcade. (Short, smutty threesome in Flynn’s Arcade.)
October 31, 2025 at 12:53 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
For the #Strifentine enjoyers in the audience, I have some food for you (3 fics in different flavours) 🧵👇

#FF7 #CloudStrife #VincentValentine #Fanfiction #Writing #MM
An image of Cloud Strife An image of Vincent Valentine
September 8, 2025 at 12:59 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
A Little Drop of Poison
archiveofourown.org/works/69667711

(Mind the tags)
A screen shot of the ao3 description: Rape/Non-ConCloud Strife/Vincent ValentineCloud StrifeVincent ValentineRoche (Compilation of FFVII)Kunsel (Compilation of FFVII)SmutRape/Non-con ElementsPlot What Plot/Porn Without Plotstrifentine - FreeformForced OrgasmSex ToysAnal SexSoundingBondageOrgasm EdgingExcessively Intricate and Deadly KimonoTeaPoetrysamurai vs shinobiAlternate Universe - Edo InspiredProbably oocTop Cloud StrifeBottom Vincent Valentine Summary While on campaign for his Shogun, the young samurai Cloud Strife notices he's being hunted... by a beautiful, innocuous-seeming maiko who tries to slip him a sedative. Intrigued, he lures the maiko back to his rooms and discovers that beneath the luxurious paints, fabrics, and perfumes is a killer in disguise. He'll need to use all his skill to get answers from his attacker, who, trained in the art of pain, is weak only to pleasure. (A.k.a, Cloud is a samurai in an Edo-inspired AU. When Vincent tries to sedate him and get information, Cloud turns the tables on him and uses an arsenal of toys to bypass Vincent's rigorous training with a night of brutal pleasure.) Language: English Words: 12,418 Chapters: 1/1 An image of Cloud Strife An image of Vincent Valentine
August 25, 2025 at 1:28 AM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
My feed on bsky is so serious, I get nervous posting my work now lmao

Ah well, here is some Eddie Brock/Venom smut for these trying times. Short, sweet, hopefully fun.

archiveofourown.org/works/67559471

#fanfiction #Venom #EddieBrock #symbrock #RideMeCowboy
Screen shot of the posting from AO3. No Archive Warnings ApplyEddie Brock/Venom SymbioteEddie Brock | VenomVenom Symbiote (Marvel)Horse - CharacterSmutJust smuthorse-adjacent but the horse is not really involvedTentaclesAnal PlayPlot What Plot/Porn Without PlotsymbrockOrgasm Edging Summary Venom distracts Eddie from his awful hangover as they ride across the land. (It's just tentacle porn.) Language: English Words: 2,786 Chapters: 1/1 An image of Venom horse and Eddie
July 15, 2025 at 2:59 AM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
📚💛🌶⚔️🌈⚙️
Hi #Booksky! I'm trying indie publishing for the first time and have a short novel coming out. It's a spicy M/M dark fantasy romance about a possessed snowman. Just in time for the summer ☃️

Link in the 🧵

#original #Frost #writing #romantasy #MM #indieauthor #indiepublishing
Image of the Frost cover on a frosty background. Surrounding the image are the captions: - Interconnected standalone - dark fantasy m/M romance - deal with the devil - possessed and possessive snowman - blood for the blood God - steampunk Romans - monster fucking - enemies to lovers - may I have this dance
May 22, 2025 at 1:52 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
Another offering for the Tron enjoyers 💕 A new spicy one shot! Please heed the tags, as this one might not be for everyone...

archiveofourown.org/works/65526784

#Tron #fanfiction #Tron #SamFlynn #SamTron #writing #MM #AO3
A snapshot of the fic tags and summary No Archive Warnings ApplySam Flynn/TronSam Flynn/RinzlerSam FlynnTron (Tron)Rinzler (Tron)Gem (Tron)Tronzler | Rinzler and Tron Are The Same (Tron)Fluff and SmutMisadventures with Add-onsVaginal Sex Sort OfPorn With Plotseriouslyjust pornCompletely GratuitousBottom TronPraise Kink Summary When Sam is absent from the Grid for an unusually long time, Tron begins to wonder if he's lost interest. Gem offers a suggestion: Install an add-on to increase his versatility. Fits into the Siren Sam universe, some time after One Night Will Remind You. Tron from the 1982 movie, looking cute Sam from the Tron Legacy movie
May 21, 2025 at 1:05 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
Returning to Bsky after a brief hiatus with a few updates 💕💕💕

New chapter of Resistance is out now for the Tron enjoyers! Sam unleashes his inner healer.

archiveofourown.org/works/519864...

#Tron #SamFlynn #Rinzler #writing #SamRinzler #SamTron #iitw_Resistance #MM
An image of the fic tags and summary, as follows: No Archive Warnings ApplySam Flynn/RinzlerSam Flynn/TronSam FlynnRinzler (Tron)Kevin FlynnQuorra (Tron)Castor | Zuse (Tron)Gem (Tron)Bartik (Tron)Clu 2 (Tron: Legacy)User powersAction/AdventureRomanceRinzler's Ballet of BrutalityPossessive RinzlerBartik is my darling and I will love and protect him alwaysThere will probably be a few OCsAnal SexOral SexI think programming is kind of hot tbhZuse and Gem get the second chance they deserveProgram TortureProgram Healing Summary Sam is a new kind of User, he’s not going to sit back and watch the Grid fall apart. Fighting beside Rinzler and the Resistance, he’s going to take it back. The continuation from Survival: Sam and Rinzler join the Resistance to fight Clu’s forces and escape An image of Rinzler looking sexy af An image of Sam
May 20, 2025 at 6:26 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
Meme: Maslow's hierarchy of needs where all needs are fulfilled by Lego, because Lego is awesome
May 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
Posting a chapter for my happy place in these trying times. 💕🐔🤖

Chickens Love Robots
#LostinSpace #DonWest #Scarecrow #writing #fanfiction #ScareDon #robots #MM #robomance
Summary for Chickens Love Robots Don West helps Will and Robot rescue Scarecrow from where his body had been dumped and bring him back to Alpha Centauri. Don offers to watch over him during his recovery, and discovers that his affinity for machines goes beyond being a good mechanic. An image of Scarecrow from Lost in Space 2018. A large, copper coloured, four armed and red-faced alien robot. An image of Don West (a black-haired man in an orange flight suit) kissing Debbie (a brown chicken) as he holds her in one arm.
April 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
The skier from SkiFree rides the plummeting stock market, trying to escape the claws of the yeti. There is no escape.
April 7, 2025 at 3:32 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
This is so cheesy, but this is the image that popped into my head lol
Goalie Mark Carney facing down Trump to defend Canada. Caption: "I stand on guard for thee."
April 2, 2025 at 10:53 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
A meme of Barney from the Simpsons shouting "Just hook it to my veins!", but Barney is me and Steve Boots is administering an IV of sweet, sweet polling. Thanks, Boots!
March 28, 2025 at 2:39 AM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
Sad figure crying at computer. Captioned, Steve Suits seeing Poilievre's new slogan.
March 21, 2025 at 7:59 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
Meme. Dude at the head of a boardroom table (These bsky users for some reason?) angrily declares that someone posted something he dislikes. Around the table, one person suggests an annoying comment on the post, the next suggests a pedantic, even more annoying comment, and the third suggests scrolling past. The guy at the head glares at this third person and violently defenestrates them. RIP
March 19, 2025 at 6:37 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
Use them together to fulfill my #Superbat fantasies.
An image of Old Spice body wash "Dark Knight" featuring Batman beside the "Man of Tomorrow" body wash featuring Superman. They're in love.
March 17, 2025 at 3:27 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
New chapter of Sign Here is up! For anyone who needs a dose of #Strifentine mutual pining with chocobos. ☁️⚰️

archiveofourown.org/works/529786...

#CloudStrife #VincentValentine #FF7 #MM #fanfic #writing
Story tags and synopsis: Sign Here by its_in_the_water for Boredcomiccollector86 Fandoms:Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024) Explicit No Archive Warnings Apply M/M Work in Progress 13 Mar 2025 Tags No Archive Warnings ApplyCloud Strife/Vincent ValentineTifa Lockhart/Reeve TuestiCloud StrifeVincent ValentineChaos (Compilation of FFVII)Tifa LockhartReeve TuestiCait Sith (Compilation of FFVII)Cid HighwindJoe (Compilation of FFVII)Dio (Compilation of FFVII)RomanceComedyChocobosLots of chocobosTricked Into Marriageeventually explicitThese two are both so scarred and broken but they have each otherWingman ChaosSlow Burnreally slow burnBut we'll get thereistg it'll be so so worth itIdiots in LoveIf competence is your kink this fic is gonna be like heroinDate at the gold saucer but it's jankyChocobo races but don't worry I don't go crazy with it Summary Vincent is dead At least according to his employee file. If he's going to get his belongings back from what's left of Shinra, he needs a next of kin to come and get them. But the only way to get a next of kin is to marry one. Thankfully, Cloud is always willing to help out a friend and he's not so great at reading things before he signs them. As long as everything goes smoothly, he won't even know that he agreed to marry Vincent before Vincent collects his things and tears up the agreement. What could possibly go wrong? An image of Cloud Strife in armour looking into the distance. He fine. An image of Vincent Valentine pulling the collar of his cloak down seductively. An image of OG FF7 chocobo racing.
March 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
New chapter of Sign Here is up! For anyone who needs a dose of #Strifentine mutual pining with chocobos. ☁️⚰️

archiveofourown.org/works/529786...

#CloudStrife #VincentValentine #FF7 #MM #fanfic #writing
Story tags and synopsis: Sign Here by its_in_the_water for Boredcomiccollector86 Fandoms:Final Fantasy VII (Video Game 1997), Compilation of Final Fantasy VII, Final Fantasy VII Remake and Rebirth (Video Games 2020-2024) Explicit No Archive Warnings Apply M/M Work in Progress 13 Mar 2025 Tags No Archive Warnings ApplyCloud Strife/Vincent ValentineTifa Lockhart/Reeve TuestiCloud StrifeVincent ValentineChaos (Compilation of FFVII)Tifa LockhartReeve TuestiCait Sith (Compilation of FFVII)Cid HighwindJoe (Compilation of FFVII)Dio (Compilation of FFVII)RomanceComedyChocobosLots of chocobosTricked Into Marriageeventually explicitThese two are both so scarred and broken but they have each otherWingman ChaosSlow Burnreally slow burnBut we'll get thereistg it'll be so so worth itIdiots in LoveIf competence is your kink this fic is gonna be like heroinDate at the gold saucer but it's jankyChocobo races but don't worry I don't go crazy with it Summary Vincent is dead At least according to his employee file. If he's going to get his belongings back from what's left of Shinra, he needs a next of kin to come and get them. But the only way to get a next of kin is to marry one. Thankfully, Cloud is always willing to help out a friend and he's not so great at reading things before he signs them. As long as everything goes smoothly, he won't even know that he agreed to marry Vincent before Vincent collects his things and tears up the agreement. What could possibly go wrong? An image of Cloud Strife in armour looking into the distance. He fine. An image of Vincent Valentine pulling the collar of his cloak down seductively. An image of OG FF7 chocobo racing.
March 15, 2025 at 3:09 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
Sailor moon sighing and saying "The power of love can make it fit." I'm sorry, so sorry, I just can't help myself, it's a condition.
March 11, 2025 at 11:27 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
Meme of farmchild saying, "I'm tired of this, Grandpa." Farmer replies, "But have you considered logistics." Sorry.
March 8, 2025 at 4:59 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
So many things I should be doing, but sometimes you just need to cozy up to your Canadian indie games. Show me what you got... Raptor Boyfriend.
Screen shot of Raptor Boyfriend's synopsis. It looks fun! "Raptor Boyfriend: A High School Romance is a dating sim about a teen girl who moves to a small secret community of cryptids. Romance a magical Fairy, a sensitive Sasquatch and a bold Velociraptor. A satirical 90's teen drama about trying to find love in your last year of high school."
March 3, 2025 at 2:58 AM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
Now with a banner and accurate date lol

Bidding is open until March 01!
Fandom Trumps Hate Banner "Bid on my fanfic in Fandom Trumps Hate, bidding is open until March 1"
February 27, 2025 at 8:34 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
Super excited about this! It was so fun last year. I have 2 auctions up for fics in any fandom. In it for a good time and a good cause 🥰
A snap shot of one of my offerings for a 10-20k fic, found on the auction website.
February 22, 2025 at 1:35 AM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
⚰️ Day 5 ☁️
➤ Shelter

Pre-relationship/Pre-canon fluff. My little contribution for Strifentine Week 💕

archiveofourown.org/works/63194230

#CloudStrife #VincentValentine #strifentine #valenstrife #ヴィンクラ #クラヴィン #StrifentineWeek2025
Summary Before leaving Nibelheim for Midgar, young Cloud tries to impress the other kids by stepping into Shinra Manor. He shouldn't be surprised when they lock him in and he's forced to spend the night, desperate for warmth to survive a freezing Nibelheim night. A short, fluffy fic of Cloud finding shelter with the demon who haunts Shinra Manor.
February 18, 2025 at 2:03 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
Happy birthday @marzipanladyart.bsky.social !! And happy Hojodegger Day!!

My tiny contribution to the #Hojodegger Nation, a pre-relationship snapshot of Hojo and Heidegger meeting for the first time and being generally unimpressed and unsettled, respectively.

archiveofourown.org/works/62970973
Heidegger meets Hojo for the first time and doesn't know how to feel about it, except that he can't stop thinking about the arrogant genius who doesn't know his place. Before he has a chance to get to know him better, though, Jenova is already worming her way in... Heidegger looking pensive and fine Smirking Hojo
February 11, 2025 at 4:15 PM
carvedbywater.bsky.social
Why is this so accurate???

iseej.github.io/LovePawsona/
My Love Pawsona: Hedgehog! Says thank you a lot Texts in paragraphs Quiet around strangers Runs away when flustered Frowns easily but still cute Low-key wild
February 10, 2025 at 10:40 PM