My family just made fun of me for looking into who Wernher von Braun is. God forbid I be inquisitive and studious🙄

Do you have an image that speaks to you on an emotional level? This is mine. To me, this image represents the very nature of the universe. I will provide an explanation

If at first you don't succeed, wait I didn't see! Do it again!

Every picture I took of myself a few years ago makes me look like I'm mid visit from Chris Hansen

Every man has their vice, and every girl has their fun hobby

Please, bumkin was my father, call me bum

When did we decide that different meats have different meanings? Beefing with someone and porking with someone are wildly different

Me after getting hit with a shrink ray: "how does that make you feel?"

"how long have you been 17?"

Me, in translucent accent: "a vile"

Last night was crazzyyyyy