needing to feed his “hungry joey” in his “pouch” with slices of bread at the front of the stage for that exta humiliation 😵‍💫 )

Saaaaame~ i remember an old stage hypnosis vid of someone in big bunny ears hopping around thinking they were a kangaroo, and watching them never bat at eye at their new floppy ears while jumping around enthusiastically rewrote my brain chemistry (not to mention the guy thinking he was a momma roo

A never ending amalgamation of lots and lots of train, cars and planes, of animals, and zoopals all bleeding back and forth into each other to torment my mom never letting me make one easy credit card payment of 19.95 over the phone 😵‍💫

If you could have a benign superpower (e.g., not flying or teleporting, but something like you can keep your drinks as warm or cold as you like, or you can manifest just your favorite fruit/food in your hand, etc), what slight benign convenience would you want?